Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

In front of everyone, Sha Zhu started counting on his fingers.

Especially the compensation for loss of youth, loss of reputation, mental loss and so on.

The neighbors present all smacked their lips, spat, and cursed inwardly, "Shameless!"

Who has ever heard of such bizarre fees these days?

What youth, reputation, what the hell is this?

Your youth is worth nothing...

Aren't you just a cook in a steel mill? What reputation do you have?

How dare you ask for compensation for loss of youth...

In full view of everyone, Sha Zhu counted on his fingers for a long time, then looked at Aunt Jia and spoke seriously.

"Aunt Jia, I roughly calculated it and I don't want much. I'll give you a discount and you just need to pay me 3000 yuan."

"How much?" When Aunt Jia heard the number, she let out a cry and jumped up.

Triangle Eyes stared at Sha Zhu, his teeth clenching, as if he wanted to eat Sha Zhu alive.

"3000 yuan? No, not a penny. I don't have any money, but I have a life. If you have the guts, take my life."

This is just being a rogue.

Aunt Jia finally figured it out. Isn't it just being a rogue?

You can play tricks, and so can I. Let's see who of us can be more shameless.

Seeing Aunt Jia starting to act like a rogue, the neighbors present couldn't help laughing.

Today's Siheyuan is really lively.

Aunt Jia and Sha Zhu started to act like scoundrels together.

You two, are you trying to see who's the better of you?

See who is more shameless?

Under the expectant gazes of everyone, Sha Zhu smiled and took a brisk step to Qin Huairu's side.

Grab her arm.

He grinned and shouted to Aunt Jia, "Aunt Jia, you are too old. Who would want you except me? I want Qin Huairu. She is still young and can still have children..."

you...

Are you planning to rob?

If you take Qin Huairu home, even if the Jia family doesn't split up, they will be broken up by you.

"Zhu Zi, let go of my hand. Speak slowly if you have something to say." Qin Huairu struggled and begged.

"What are you talking about? Qin Huairu, let's go home and talk slowly." The bastard Sha Zhu grabbed Qin Huairu's arm and wanted to drag her home.

Aunt Jia was completely panicked.

He ran over in a hurry, hugged Qin Huairu's thighs, and cried, "Someone come, someone come quickly, Sha Zhu is trying to rob me..."

Bang Geng also ran over in a hurry, butted Sha Zhu with his little head, and kept tearing at Sha Zhu's arms with his hands, shouting "Sha Zhu, let go, let go quickly."

I don’t know what these two little girls, Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua, were thinking. They didn’t cry or make a fuss, but ran over.

One on the left and one on the right, two little girls hugged Sha Zhu's thighs.

Xiao Huaihua raised her head, stared at Shazhu seriously, and said, "Brother, my mother is too old. What's so good about her? Xiaodang and I will be your wives, okay? But you have to promise us that you must give us meat every day."

Xiao Dang also raised his little head, nodded seriously, and looked at Sha Zhu expectantly, "Brother, do you think it's okay?"

I think...

What the hell is going on?

The neighbors in the entire courtyard were all crazy with joy.

Aunt Jia was still holding Qin Huairu's thighs and crying, but when she heard this, she no longer cared about crying. She looked at Xiaodang and Xiao Huaihua with a confused look in her triangular eyes.

Qin Huairu was not much better off. She was already a little upset because Sha Zhu was pulling her arm.

When I heard this, I felt a black screen in front of my eyes and almost collapsed to the ground.

Sha Zhu subconsciously let go of his hands and looked at the two little girls under him, who were hugging his thighs, one on the left and one on the right, staring at him obediently.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai stood there, his mind in a mess and unable to speak.

If Shazhu really married Xiaodang or Xiaohuaihua,

this....

Isn't this a mess...

"Xiaodang, Xiaohuaihua." Qin Huairu yelled at the top of her voice, picked up the broom by the wall, and rushed over aggressively.

Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua hid behind Shazhu all of a sudden, tugged at his trouser legs with their little hands, and begged, "Uncle Sha, we call you brother, we want to be your wives, please don't let my mom come over, she hits people really hard."

This courtyard is in complete chaos.

Qin Huairu picked up a broom and wanted to beat Xiaodang and Xiaohuahua.

Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua hid behind Shazhu and tried their best to escape.

As for Aunt Jia, after she came to her senses, she sat on the ground, patted the ground, and kept crying, "Old Jia, Dongxu, come up and take a look, take Shazhu away quickly."

Banggeng waved his fists and rushed over with a look of resentment, shouting "I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death."

The courtyard house is almost becoming a circus.

The neighbors present finally couldn't help themselves and burst into laughter.

Some people were crying, some were laughing, and Qin Huairu was shouting to beat Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua. Sha Zhu stretched out his hand to stop them, while asking Yi Zhonghai for help.

"Uncle, you are the uncle of the courtyard, please take care of it."

At this time, do you remember that I am the boss in the yard?

Yi Zhonghai had a dark face and wanted to continue watching the fun.

Just see...

Qin Huairu waved the broom, walked around Shazhu, and was going to spank Xiaodang's butt.

Sha Zhu turned around and pulled Xiao Dang behind him with force. Coincidentally, Bang Geng also rushed over at this time.

Qin Huairu was so flustered that she hit Banggeng directly on the face.

Good guy...

Banggeng’s little face was slapped so hard that it turned red and his nose started bleeding.

At first, Banggeng was stunned by the beating of the stick. At this time, he finally reacted, cried loudly and threw himself into Jia Zhang's arms to complain.

"Grandma, my mom beats me. My mom beats me."

Aunt Jia heard that her good grandson was beaten by Qin Huairu.

With a roar, he rushed over, snatched Qin Huairu's broom, and hit Qin Huairu on the head.

While beating him, he also cursed, "Qin Huairu, do you want to beat Bang Geng to death and live a good life with Sha Zhu? I tell you, don't even think about it..."

Good guy...

This is getting more and more chaotic.

At this time, Sha Zhu actually jumped out and stood aside to watch the fun.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear it any longer, so he stepped forward and snatched the broom from Aunt Jia's hand, shouting, "Okay, stop hitting me."

Aunt Jia just vented her anger on Qin Huairu...

After seeing Yi Zhonghai come forward, he finally calmed down.

He stared at Qin Huairu with resentment, then turned around and glared at Sha Zhu angrily.

She turned around, hugged Bang Geng, wiped his tears, and said distressedly, "My dear grandson, don't cry, grandma has avenged you, let's go home..."

After saying this, Aunt Jia was about to take Banggeng home.

Where is Shazhu?

This bad guy, even in this situation, he still hasn't forgotten to add insult to injury.

"Aunt Jia, pay the money. Don't think you don't have to pay it just because you beat Qin Huairu up."