Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

Young people are full of energy and it is understandable that they become jealous of women.

The issue is...

Banggeng and Yan Jiefang have lived in the same courtyard and have been neighbors for many years.

The two of them quarreled over a woman and became a laughing stock to the neighbors in the yard.

Didn’t they say that Liu Guangtian in the backyard also had a share?

Why didn’t you show up?

Could it be that the one in the backyard has been eliminated?

Shazhu’s guess was actually correct.

Banggeng has a house and a decent job.

Yan Jiefang also has a house and is going to take over Yan Jiedi's job, so he can be considered to have a proper job.

Liu Guangtian, who lived in the second uncle's house in the backyard, had no job and no house, so he was eliminated in the first round of the game.

You see, the reality men face when they want to get married and have offspring is too cruel.

While Sha Zhu was still sighing, Jia Zhang in the crowd had already started cursing at the top of her lungs.

"Mr. Yan, Mr. Yan, take your child back quickly, or you will accuse me of bullying the weak." After Jia Zhang shouted, she reminded the girl who was wiping her tears.

"Girl, I have something to advise you. Women, when dating, you should keep your eyes open, especially you should find out the reputation of your husband's family. Everyone knows that the Yan family is stingy. I have to say something unpleasant, but the feather duster in Old Yan's house is made by picking up chicken feathers."

Wow, Jia Zhang’s fighting ability is really impressive.

Yan Bugui in the crowd was so angry that his face turned blue. He walked out of the crowd angrily, pointing at Jia Zhang and yelling, "Jia Zhang, stop making fun of us. What's wrong with our Yan family? We don't steal or rob. We are an honest family, a family of scholars..."

Yan Bugui said this and pointed at Banggeng, saying sarcastically, "Jia Zhang, is your family clean? Everyone in our courtyard knows that your family is not well behaved, and you flirt with other people all day long. Your grandson Banggeng also likes to sneak around and doesn't learn his lesson. Can he compare to my Jiefang?"

As expected of a cultured person, Yan Bugui’s words scolded the entire Jia family.

Who are you talking about when it comes to having a bad family life and flirting with others?

When Jia Zhang was young, she had an affair with Yi Zhonghai, and some time ago she had an affair with He Daqing.

Qin Huairu also didn't learn her lesson and hooked up with Sha Zhu.

Bang Geng likes to be sneaky.

How much better is your family than our Yan family?

"Mr. Yan, why don't you say that again?" Jia Zhang glared at Yan Bugui and pointed at him angrily, accusing him.

"I just said it, what can you do about it?" Yan Bugui did not give in and responded while looking directly at Jia Zhang.

A sarcastic voice came from the crowd: "Uncle San, Aunt Jia, if it were you, we should just set up a ring today and let Banggeng and Jiefang have a martial arts competition to find a bride. Whoever wins will get the bride."

Who is it?

It's a bad idea to come up with such a bad idea at this time.

Is this a martial arts competition to win a bride? Is this a martial arts competition to win a bride?

These are two young men fighting over a jealous relationship. If you don't know how to use words, don't interrupt.

Everyone looked towards the crowd and saw Xu Damao holding his son, watching the fun with a smile on his face.

"Xu Damao, you're still making trouble as soon as you get back. This is none of your business. Don't butt in on the matter." A neighbor began to criticize.

"Xu Damao, I heard that you quit your job? Is it true?" someone asked curiously.

"Yes, I heard that too, Xu Damao. Why did you quit your job as a projectionist?"

Seeing that everyone's attention was shifted to him, Xu Damao was not happy.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Let's talk about my business later. Now it's a matter of Banggeng and Jiefang fighting over a wife. I think this idea is very good. Let's hold a martial arts competition to win the bride. Whoever wins will get the wife. What do you think?" Xu Damao said, holding his son and squeezing into the crowd.

When passing by Sha Zhu, Xu Damao glanced at him with contempt, deliberately put his son on his neck, and walked past Sha Zhu with an arrogant look.

Xu Damao, ah Xu Damao, how can I not hate you for the look of a villain who has succeeded?

This precious eldest son of yours was born with my help, so you should say thank you to me.

After Xu Damao squeezed into the crowd, he took a look at the crying girl, his eyes lit up, and he said with emotion, "Oh, this girl is so pretty, no wonder Banggeng and Jiefang fought for you. Girl, if you ask me, you should keep your eyes open when looking for a partner. What's so good about little kids? What do you think of uncles? In fact, uncles are more caring."

You're such a bastard.

Xu Damao, ah Xu Damao, you are worse than Sha Zhu.

Bang Geng and Yan Jiefang fought over this girl, causing a big uproar in the courtyard.

You actually want to interfere?

As expected, as soon as Xu Damao said this, Jia Zhangshi and Yan Bugui turned their guns and pointed them at Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, this has nothing to do with you, so don't get involved..." The third uncle Yan Bugui accused with a dark face.

As for Jia Zhang, she pointed at Xu Damao's nose and started to curse: "Xu Damao, you little bastard, if you can't speak, just shut up. No one thinks you are dumb."

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you are calling me a poor kid. I am really going to get angry with you. My eldest son is on my shoulders. Can't you see it?" Xu Damao retorted bluntly.

"Who knows whose bastard this son on your shoulder is from?" Jia Zhang muttered unceremoniously.

Xu Damao couldn't tolerate this.

You can scold him, but Xu Damao won't agree to scold his son.

Xu Damao carried his son on his shoulders and without saying a word, slapped Jia Zhang hard in the face. With a "pop", Jia Zhang was stunned.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, don't think that I dare not hit you just because you are the elder. But if you dare to scold my son again, I will not forgive you." Xu Damao scolded angrily.

"You dare to hit me? Xu Damao, I'm going to fight you." Jia Zhang roared and jumped high to scratch Xu Damao's face.

Good guy....

In just a few moments, everything became a mess.

The adults were scolding, the children were crying, and Jia Zhang and Xu Damao were fighting each other in a mess.

Xu Damao's son Xu Xiaobao was taken down by Sha Zhu at some point in time.

It’s okay for two adults to fight, but they must not hurt the children.

Without the burden of the child, Xu Damao's movements became much more agile. While he stretched out his hand to stop Jia Zhang's tearing, he shouted to Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu, I owe you a favor. Please keep an eye on my son."

Before Xu Damao could finish his words, Jia Zhang grabbed his collar and screamed as if she wanted to scratch his face.

When Xu Damao turned around, he felt someone kicked him hard on the butt. He staggered and couldn't stand steadily. He pressed Jia Zhang firmly under him and buried his head in Jia Zhang's arms.

This sudden scene stunned everyone.

Now Jia Zhang was lying on the ground, staring blankly at Xu Damao on her body.

As for Xu Damao, he lay directly in Jia Zhang's arms, and hadn't come to his senses yet.

Sha Zhu stepped in at this time. He slowly squatted down, looked at Jia Zhangshi, then looked at Xu Damao, shook his head, and said with emotion, "What are you doing? It's broad daylight, and the children are watching. Xu Damao, you too, Aunt Jia is so old, she was weaned a long time ago, you can't eat even if you want to."