Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

Ran Qiuye doesn’t have as many bad thoughts as Sha Zhu.

I really thought that I had met a soulmate.

I started chatting with Shazhu enthusiastically, talking about everything under the sun, whatever came to mind...

As for Shazhu, he accepts everyone who comes...

They can talk about any topic and the conversation never gets dull.

From time to time, he would make Ran Qiuye laugh.

"Teacher Ran, there is something on your face..." Sha Zhu suddenly stared at Ran Qiuye's face and said in a low voice.

Ran Qiuye thought that he had accidentally rubbed himself with dust, so he wiped his cheek with his hand and asked, "Where is it? What's there?"

"In my heart, you're a little beautiful." Sha Zhu's cheesy love words made Ran Qiuye blush. She lowered her head with a shy look on her face.

Good guy...

You are really brave...

Seeing that the relationship has become more familiar, I plan to take it a step further...

You know what, this kind of earthy love talk, in this era, sounds really touching...

No one has ever said such words to Ran Qiuye...

At this moment, Ran Qiuye's heart was beating like a deer, her cheeks were flushed with shame, and she lowered her head, not daring to look at Sha Zhu at all.

"Teacher Ran, you know I'm just a cook and I'm not very good at talking. When I see your smile, all my fatigue is swept away. If I can keep your smile every day, I'll be satisfied." Sha Zhu's offensive of cheesy love words hasn't stopped yet.

Here it comes, the second wave.

"I'm not that good, Comrade He Yuzhu, please stop praising me." Ran Qiuye mustered up the courage, blushed, looked straight into Shazhu's eyes and said,

Sha Zhu pretended to be annoyed and defended himself aggrievedly, "Teacher Ran, I am not good at talking. Everyone living in the courtyard knows that I am an honest and dutiful person. I like to tell the truth..."

Hey hey...

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, couldn't bear to listen any more.

You're such a bastard.

You are really amazing...

There are many ways to pick up girls.

Teacher Ran has been teased by you and is shaking all over. Even I can see that she is so excited.

I didn't expect that...

You silly Zhu, you actually have this ability.

At the beginning, when the third uncle Yan Bugui introduced Ran Qiuye to Sha Zhu, he didn't intend that the two of them could continue their conversation.

It's just that big, rough guy Shazhu, who can talk back to two people.

Teacher Ran comes from a scholarly family. How could he be liking a cook?

Now it seems...

I underestimated how shameless Shazhu was.

In order to pick up girls, he dares to say all kinds of nonsense.

What is honesty, duty, telling the truth,

The three old men in this courtyard have all been made unable to raise their heads because of you.

Especially the uncle Yi Zhonghai, who is now hiding at home and dare not go out.

You are a disaster...

Why are you pretending to be an honest person now?

nausea...

This is fucking disgusting...

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, was chewing an apple, enjoying the sweet crunch.

At this time, I just felt nauseous and almost vomited.

The key point is that girls just buy into this.

Look at you, Sha Zhu has made Ran Qiuye so happy that her face is filled with love.

Obviously, this is heart-warming.

"Master He, actually...you are also quite good." Ran Qiuye responded in a low voice with a red face.

After hearing this, Sha Zhu couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "It's almost done."

"Teacher Ran, you should have realized that I'm not good at talking. Apart from wanting to be your partner, I don't have anything else to talk to you about. Do you think it's okay? Are you willing to be with me?" Sha Zhu directly used his killer move.

As soon as Sha Zhu said this, the third uncle Yan Bugui was completely convinced.

If his son had the same skills as Sha Zhu, he wouldn't have to worry about being single.

really...

After hearing this, Ran Qiuye lowered her head in shame, nodded gently, and whispered "Hmm..."

Is this it?

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, was completely dumbfounded.

How many minutes has it been?

Is this the daughter-in-law I got?

It's damn fast...

No, I have to talk to my two sons properly when I get home.

From now on, go to the Central Courtyard, hang out with Sha Zhu, and let him teach you how to pick up girls.

As for his little girl Yan Jie Di...

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, suddenly felt a sense of crisis for no reason.

I don't think Sha Zhu would do the same to his own little girl, would I?

He couldn't guarantee that his little girl could withstand Sha Zhu's offensive.

"Teacher Ran, please take a seat. The food is ready. Let's eat and chat at the same time." Sha Zhu hurriedly started to change his approach.

The verbal offensive is only the first move.

This made Ran Qiuye let down her guard, her emotions reached their maximum, and she couldn't help but feel fond of Sha Zhu.

As for the second move, it was to let Ran Qiuye taste his cooking skills.

Let her understand that when dating me, she must maximize both emotional and material values.

Shazhu just didn't believe it.

The emotional value and material value are both at their maximum, so why wouldn’t Ran Qiuye throw herself into his arms?

Braised pork, spicy chicken, spare ribs, some green vegetables, and a young cucumber as a cold dish, waiting for the food to be served.

Sha Zhu even deliberately left a portion behind, explaining, "I'm going to take food to the deaf old lady in the backyard first, and we'll talk when I come back."

Deaf old lady?

Ran Qiuye looked at Sha Zhu curiously, not understanding who this deaf old lady was.

Sha Zhu hurriedly explained that he and his sister had been dependent on each other since childhood and their life was hard.

The old lady treated him as her own grandson and took care of him since he was a child.

Now that I am working, the deaf old lady is old and I have to bring her meals often.

The main theme is filial piety and gratitude.

Look at this...

Shazhu's BUFFs are almost fully stacked now.

He has a good job, skills, and two large tiled houses. He can chat with Ran Qiuye and has no worries about food and drink. He is also sensible, filial, and grateful.

You just say...

Which girl wouldn't like this young and promising guy who is a great help to society?

Sure enough, after listening to Sha Zhu's description, Ran Qiuye was very satisfied with Sha Zhu.

While Sha Zhu went to the backyard to deliver food to the deaf old lady.

Ran Qiuye thanked the matchmaker, Uncle Yan Bugui, "Thank you very much, Mr. Yan. I didn't have much hope for this blind date, but I didn't expect that Comrade He Yuzhu, whom you introduced, would have such a noble character, and be so upright and kind. He is such an outstanding young man..."

When the third uncle Yan Bugui heard what Ran Qiuye said, the corners of his eyes twitched constantly and his face was full of black lines.

I could only nod reluctantly, unable to utter a word for a long while...

He really wanted to retort to Ran Qiuye.

Your eyesight is not good, so just throw it away.

Does this rascal Shazhu have anything to do with being honest, kind, or having noble morals?