Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

The dinner party in the Logistics Department cafeteria was postponed.

Because Shazhu remembered something very important.

Tonight, the third uncle Yan Bugui is going to introduce him to a girl.

It was their elementary school teacher Ran Qiuye.

This is a big deal, we can't delay...

After making an appointment with everyone in the cafeteria to have dinner together tomorrow, Sha Zhu hurriedly rode his bicycle back to the courtyard.

As expected...

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, had already invited Ran Qiuye back home and was exchanging polite greetings with her.

"Teacher Ran, Zhuzi will be back soon, wait for him." The third uncle Yan Bugui poured a glass of water for Ran Qiuye and advised in a low voice,

"Teacher Yan, I appreciate your kindness, but I'm not in a hurry to find a partner." Ran Qiuye looked a little embarrassed and declined with a red face.

After school today, Yan Bugui found an excuse to invite Ran Qiuye back to the courtyard.

Ran Qiuye has been wondering why Teacher Yan invited her to his home.

Yan Bugui really couldn't refuse, so he could only explain in a low voice, "Teacher Yan, I invited you here today because it's a happy event, a big happy event. I'm going to introduce you to someone."

When Ran Qiuye heard someone introducing her to someone, her face suddenly turned red with embarrassment.

I didn't say I wanted to find a partner.

How could Teacher Yan be so kind-hearted? He wanted to introduce her to someone.

This is what Ran Qiuye thought was wrong.

Yan Bugui is not kind-hearted, he was forced into a corner by Sha Zhu.

If he didn't introduce Ran Qiuye to Sha Zhu, his daughter Yan Jie Di would be taken away by Sha Zhu.

Can he not panic...

In front of Sha Zhu, the third uncle Yan Bugui completely surrendered.

Since I can't fight, I'll join...

Once he has succeeded in being a matchmaker, Sha Zhu can't just turn his back on him, right?

From now on, you have to give him three portions of noodles.

You can't just waste your time on just a chicken feather every day.

Suddenly, she was dragged over for a blind date. Ran Qiuye was a little flustered and combed her hair with her hands. "Teacher Yan, this is too sudden. I'm not prepared. How about next time? I'll change my clothes next time?"

"No, no, Teacher Ran, you are so beautiful and come from a scholarly family, you will look good in anything you wear." Yan Bugui hurriedly tried to keep her.

After saying this, he winked at his wife.

Seeing this, the three aunts came over hurriedly. They were all women, and they began to introduce Sha Zhu's situation in a low voice.

"Teacher Ran, let me introduce you to your blind date. This pillar of our courtyard is called He Yuzhu. He is the chef of the logistics department of the steel mill. He has skills and earns 37.5 yuan a month. He lives in the middle courtyard. I'll take you to see him later. He has two large tiled houses..."

The third aunt lowered her voice and whispered about Sha Zhu's family conditions.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, was looking towards the door anxiously.

What's wrong with that brat Shazhu? Why did he come back so late today?

If you don't come back, I, Teacher Ran, will no longer be able to keep you.

fine...

Sha Zhu didn't let the third uncle wait too long.

Waiting for that familiar figure, pushing a bicycle, to walk into the courtyard.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, slapped his thigh and said, "Here it comes, here it comes."

After saying this, he brought Ran Qiuye to the front yard to greet Sha Zhu.

"Zhuzi, Zhuzi, you're finally back. Let me introduce you. This is Teacher Ran Qiuye from our school." The third uncle, Yan Bugui, hurriedly stepped forward and winked at Sha Zhu.

Shazhu understood what he meant. Uncle San is quite reliable when doing things...

Last night, he promised to introduce someone to me.

I brought Teacher Ran back today.

Shazhu parked his bike, rubbed his hands, and stretched out his hand to make a handshake gesture. "Hello, Teacher Ran, my name is He Yuzhu..."

While greeting, Sha Zhu looked Ran Qiuye up and down carefully.

The face is oval, small and delicate, with beautiful contours that are as amazing as a work of art.

Her facial features are delicate, and there is a faint bookish air between her eyebrows, like the light of wisdom that has been accumulated over the years.

Her eyes are as bright as stars, clear and deep, making people intoxicated by them; her nose is straight and her lips are slightly upturned, revealing a kind of confidence and calmness; her two pigtails are swung behind her head like little snakes, swaying gently as her body sways.

She was wearing a washed-out red plaid short-sleeved shirt and a pair of black coarse cloth trousers. She had a plump and well-proportioned figure, a thin waist and long legs.

This girl, at first glance, is the type of girl with a bit of literary nature, full of fantasy,

If you want to seduce a girl like this, it is easy to say but also difficult.

Just talk to her about your ideals and ambitions, and occasionally write some poetry, so that she will have the illusion that she has met a confidant.

It won't take a few days to take her down.

Moreover, once you get this kind of woman, she will be devoted to you.

Even in bed, he is the introverted type.

Ran Qiuye didn't know yet that she, like a pure little lamb, had been targeted by the big pervert Sha Zhu.

Seeing Sha Zhu reaching out his hand, Ran Qiuye politely shook hands with him and said, "Hello Comrade He Yuzhu, my name is Ran Qiuye."

When dealing with this kind of woman, you must leave a gentle and good impression on her when you meet her for the first time.

Sha Zhu and Ran Qiuye's hands shook gently, and before they had time to savor the moment, they let go. "I've always heard from Uncle San that there's a teacher named Ran in their school who's beautiful and elegant. After meeting her today, I know what Uncle San said is true. Teacher Ran, I'm a rough man and I'm not very good at speaking. I feel like you're like a book. I need to read it carefully to appreciate your beauty..."

I'm...

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, had his eyes wide open with a look of dementia, he was confused by what he heard.

Ok?

who is this?

Is this a stupid column?

Is this something a fool could say?

Boy, when you are flirting with girls, do you use all your IQ on this?

Even as a teacher, I cannot say such words of praise.

You are awesome...

At critical moments, you can really hold up and don't let down at all.

Girls, who doesn't like to hear nice words?

Especially when Sha Zhu praises others, his way of praising is so unique.

Ran Qiuye's mouth was wide open, and he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. He asked with a smile: "Comrade He Yuzhu, you are really good at talking. I heard from Teacher Yan that you are a chef in the logistics department of the steel mill?"

"Yeah." Sha Zhu nodded and rolled up his sleeves. "Teacher Ran, I'll cook for you tonight. Come and taste my cooking skills."

"Then I won't be polite." Ran Qiuye pursed her lips, narrowed her eyes into crescent shapes, nodded, and said with a smile.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, was stunned.

Just now, weren't you clamoring to leave?

You just met with Sha Zhu and exchanged a few words, and you want to stay for dinner?

It seems that, boy Shazhu, a fool has good luck. Teacher Ran is attracted to you and has taken a fancy to you.

"Come, let's go to the central courtyard and talk at Sha Zhu's house." The third uncle Yan Bugui greeted the two of them warmly and walked towards the central courtyard.