Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

"Squeak..." The jeep stopped steadily in front of the courtyard gate, and Sha Zhu walked down with leftovers in his hand.

After saying hello to the driver, Sha Zhu walked happily into the yard.

The entire front yard was quiet.

The third uncle Yan Bugui, who had been standing at the gate, did not come out today.

Ouch...

What's going on today?

The sun comes out in the west?

That stingy old uncle, why didn’t he come out to guard the door?

There is a situation...

Don't even mention the Third Uncle.

The entire front yard was silent, not a single person was there.

Where have they all gone?

Shazhu curiously followed the corridor and came to the central courtyard. Banggeng, Xiaodang, and Xiaohuaihua were squatting on the ground at the door of Jia's house, playing something.

Seeing the silly guy coming back...

Bang Geng just glanced at him coldly and continued to lower his head.

Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua were sharp-eyed. When they saw the leftovers in Shazhu's hand, their eyes lit up immediately and they ran over to greet him enthusiastically, "Brother Shazhu..."

Sha Zhu looked down at the two little girls.

You know what, Qin Huairu's genes are really good.

These two little girls are as pretty as jade, with big round eyes that blink as if they can speak.

Her face is so red that it seems like water could be squeezed out of it.

The little lips are slightly raised, revealing a lovely smile, making people want to kiss it.

The two little guys are like two fresh peaches, which make people happy when they see them.

I think of Qin Huairu’s enchanting look last night.

Sha Zhu seemed to see the beautiful scene of the two little girls growing up, one on each side, nestling in his arms and letting him pick the flowers.

"Xiaodang, Xiaohuaihua, you need to grow up quickly..." Sha Zhu squatted down and said while touching the heads of the two little girls.

"Well...when we grow up, we'll marry Brother Shazhu." Xiaodang and Xiaohuahua stared at the food in Shazhu's hands.

That expression seemed to say...

Brother Shazhu, we are all going to be your wives, so should we eat this meal?

How could Sha Zhu not understand the little thoughts of these two little girls?

He is the kind of person who won't release the eagle until he sees the rabbit.

These two little girls are still young and cannot accompany him.

But Qin Huairu can...

"Xiaodang, Xiaohuaihua, where is your mother?" Shazhu stretched his head and looked into the Jia family's house.

"Mom went to the backyard." Xiaodang and Xiaohuahua stared greedily at the food in Shazhu's hands and explained in a low voice.

Go to the backyard?

Uncle Jia and Aunt Jia also seemed to have gone to the backyard.

Listening to the noise coming from the backyard, Sha Zhu was not in a hurry. He opened the door, put the food away,

He walked out and said to Banggeng, who was squatting in the corner, playing something, "Banggeng, what are you playing? Your uncle and grandma are not at home. You better watch the door and don't lose anything."

After saying this, he told Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua, "Brother will go to the backyard first to see if there is anything wrong and find your mother. Then I will give you food. You must be obedient. Brother likes good children, understand?"

"Xiao Dang is obedient,"

"Little Sophora japonica is also obedient."

The two little girls nodded solemnly. If they were obedient, they would get delicious food. Of course they had to be obedient.

Sha Zhu hurried to the backyard.

When passing by Bang Geng, this bad boy was squinting his eyes and staring at the half-open door of an old man's house in a daze.

I just reminded you so clearly.

You, the thief saint of the courtyard house, should finally take action, right?

Uncle Jia, Aunt Jia, you two go to the backyard and watch the fun.

When I got home, I found that my house had been robbed.

It should be interesting, right?

When Shazhu came to the backyard to watch the fun...

The entire backyard was surrounded by people.

In the crowd, Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e, and Widow Wang were standing there looking at each other.

"Hey, Sha Zhu is back?" The neighbors standing on the outskirts of the crowd saw Sha Zhu approaching and hurriedly made room for him and greeted him.

"What's going on?" Sha Zhu asked casually.

"Oh, something big has happened... Xu Damao and his old lover are trying to force Lou Xiao'e to divorce, and they have been making a fuss for quite some time..."

"Silly Zhu, look at Xu Damao. He has Lou Xiao'e at home and an old lover outside. Look at yourself. Hurry up and find someone to get married."

The person who said this was Yu Li.

This young wife usually lives in the front yard, and when they meet, they just say hello.

I didn't expect that he would dare to make fun of me in front of so many people.

"Yu Li, I also want to find a wife. How about you help me? I heard that you have a younger sister. Can you introduce her to me?" Sha Zhu responded cheerfully.

"Forget it. My sister has high standards and doesn't like you." Yu Li rolled her eyes and refused.

Sha Zhu was not angry, he even licked her face and continued to persuade her, "Yu Li, we are neighbors living in the same courtyard. Don't you know who I am? If your sister marries me, you can enjoy the good life with me..."

Yu Li really took these words to heart.

Shazhu has been having such a great time recently.

We eat meat, fruits and vegetables every day at home...

Look at your own life.

If, his sister Yu Haitang really married Sha Zhu.

I can come over for dinner in the evening...

Yu Li was seen lowering her head, as if wondering whether this would work.

Sha Zhu didn't urge him, but saw Yan Jiecheng standing on the side and said, "Hey, Jiecheng, tell me, does Xu Damao really want a divorce? What's going on?"

You're asking this knowingly...

This matter was caused by you.

Now, you are pretending to be innocent here?

Yan Jiecheng glanced at Sha Zhu and said in a low voice, "Xu Damao's old lover is pregnant and came to me with a big belly..."

"Oh~~~" Sha Zhu let out a long "oh" and stood on tiptoe, looking into the crowd.

at the same time...

In the crowd, Lou Xiao'e looked aggrieved, with tears still hanging on her face. She pointed at Xu Damao and cursed, "Xu Damao, you are not a human being. It's ok for you to mess around outside, but you actually dared to bring her home? First uncle, second uncle, third uncle, you are the three uncles of our courtyard, and you just watched and did nothing? Aren't you doing anything?"

The three uncles mentioned by Lou Xiaoe all looked embarrassed at this moment.

As the saying goes, it is difficult for an upright official to deal with household affairs.

You two want to divorce, and we would like to persuade you to reconcile rather than separate.

Can't stand...

It’s hard to persuade...

Widow Wang is pregnant, and Xu Damao is determined to keep his son instead of his wife.

How the hell can I persuade him?

Just when the atmosphere suddenly froze.

A loud roar came from the crowd, "Don't worry, Lou Xiao'e, the three uncles won't take care of things, I will. Today, I must stand up for the majority of female compatriots."

Everyone hurriedly made way.

Then, Sha Zhu walked into the crowd with a menacing look, stood majestically in front of Lou Xiao'e, and glared at Xu Damao and Widow Wang.