Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

Yi Zhonghai's face was dark and his hands were shaking with anger.

There are no people like you.

They were actually discussing how to rob my house right in front of me.

When I die?

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were chatting in broad daylight, completely ignoring the existence of Yi Zhonghai.

"Shazhu, what do you want to do with the old man's house? Don't you have a house?" Xu Damao asked curiously.

Sha Zhu rolled his eyes and glared at Xu Damao, "You think you have too many houses? I'm going to use it for my son's wedding, is that not okay?"

"Shazhu, where did you get your son?" Xu Damao sneered and teased with a pout.

"I can find a wife to have children." Sha Zhu responded, lowering his head and continuing to clean the fish.

actually...

He has something to say but hasn't told Xu Damao yet.

As the story progresses, Lou Xiao'e seems to have given birth to a son for him.

So, what he originally wanted to say was "Your wife can give birth to me..."

It's not done yet...

Don't be so high-profile.

Xu Damao chuckled and glanced at Sha Zhu, rarely refusing to argue, "Sha Zhu, are you not going to look for Qin Huairu anymore?"

"Ah~~~" Sha Zhu pretended to sigh deeply and did not answer.

"Don't always worry about me, Xu Damao. The uncle has three rooms in his house, and the aunt has allocated a side room. Do you want it? If not, I'll take them all." Sha Zhu changed the subject.

Xu Damao was stunned when he heard Sha Zhu's words.

I didn’t expect that after dividing up Yi Zhonghai’s house, Sha Zhu could still keep a share for himself?

"This...is not a good idea." Xu Damao hesitated.

In front of Yi Zhonghai, the two of us discussed robbing his house.

Isn't it a bad idea to do things this way?

"What's wrong with that? The first uncle doesn't have any children. After a few years, when he dies, do you think the second uncle and the third uncle won't take action? The two of us should seize the house while the first uncle is still alive, otherwise it will be too late." After saying this, Sha Zhu grinned at Yi Zhonghai who was standing at the door.

"Uncle, please don't think my words are unpleasant. They are all obvious. Xu Damao, don't you think so?"

Xu Damao pondered for a while and nodded.

Yi Zhonghai's teeth were chattering as he stared at the two of them with resentment.

What do you mean I will die in a few years?

I want to live a few more years.

I am still a level 8 worker in a steel rolling mill and an uncle in a courtyard house.

You two started cursing me to death and robbing my house right in front of me?

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his temples were throbbing and his blood was boiling. He wished he could chop these two troublemakers to death one by one.

Don't be angry, don't be angry...

Yi Zhonghai kept reminding himself, took a long breath, and suppressed the evil fire in his heart.

"Shazhu, you want my house, but actually, there's no need to fight for it." Yi Zhonghai started to play the emotional card.

"Oh? Uncle, are you willing to give it to me?" Sha Zhu turned to look at Yi Zhonghai and asked curiously.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the big fish in Sha Zhu's hand and licked his lips. "Kid, I have watched you grow up since you were a child. Don't you know how I feel about you? As long as you are willing to take care of me until the end of my life, don't worry, this house and the family savings will all be yours in the future."

oh~~~

So you had this idea...

Xu Damao glanced at Yi Zhonghai, then at Sha Zhu, wanting to hear how he would answer.

"Uncle, let's make a 50% discount. I won't provide for your old age, I will only see you off to the end of your life. I only want the house, not the savings. What do you think?" Sha Zhu tilted his head and asked seriously.

what?

After hearing Sha Zhu's answer, Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a long time and asked stutteringly, "What is the funeral method?"

"It's very simple. After you die, I will just find a funeral car, take you to the crematorium, and burn you." Sha Zhu stared at Yi Zhonghai and replied.

Yi Zhonghai hasn't reacted yet.

Xu Damao couldn't help laughing out loud. After he finished laughing, he looked at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Uncle, actually, I can also see you off to your grave."

you....

You two evildoers, are you still considered human beings?

Yi Zhonghai's face turned green with anger, and he stared at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao viciously.

"Uncle, there's no point in getting angry. It's because you don't have a son." Sha Zhu asked sarcastically.

"Shazhu, don't go too far." Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and squeezed out the words.

"Uncle One, if I don't bully you, others will. Do you want Uncle Two to bring his two sons and Uncle Three to bring his three sons to come and bully you? I'm doing this for your own good. It's enough for me to bully you. There's no need for them." Sha Zhu said calmly.

Good man, what's your logic?

I'm bullying you because it's for your own good.

After hearing Sha Zhu's twisted theories, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he couldn't speak clearly. He pointed at Sha Zhu and said, "You...you..."

You talked for a long time but couldn't say a word.

Xu Damao was stunned.

Yi Zhonghai, who is in charge of the courtyard, is being bullied by Sha Zhu like this?

"Uncle, it's useless to point at me. Can you point out a son? You'd better go home and try again with Aunt Jia to see if she can give you a son." Sha Zhu pointed inside the house in a sarcasm.

Jia Zhang was hiding at home, listening to the conversation outside.

After hearing this, he almost ran out and fought with Sha Zhu.

She is so old, how can she give birth to a son?

Xu Damao was so happy that he also echoed, "Uncle, you are still strong and healthy. If you work harder, maybe Aunt Jia will get pregnant."

Yi Zhonghai listened to the two people's sarcastic teasing and became so angry that his face turned blue. He stood up and went home angrily.

By the way, he closed the door with a bang.

Out of sight, out of mind.

In the confrontation with Yi Zhonghai, he actually gained the upper hand.

Xu Damao is having a good time.

Sha Zhu suddenly said, "Xu Damao, you won't be unable to give birth to a son, right?"

This is to deliberately provoke Xu Damao...

This was like stirring up a hornet's nest. Xu Damao jumped up with a roar and yelled at Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu, you are the one who can't give birth to a son."

"Why are you reacting so strongly? You've been married for so many years..." Sha Zhu said this and suddenly shut his mouth, just glancing at Xu Damao's crotch with contempt.

This look hurt Xu Damao deeply.

"Shazhu, just wait for me. Whoever of us can't give birth to a son will be a bastard." Xu Damao left angrily.

As for...

Your bet is too ruthless.

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao's leaving back with sympathy...

just in case...

I’ll let you know later that I’m not in good health and can’t have children.

If you think of this bet, you will die of humiliation...