Siheyuan: What to do if there is no system

Soon, two days passed.

He Yuzhu took a special leave today. With the guarantee of Matchmaker Wang, he also asked his good friend Xu Damao to come and help. As for the elders, forget it!

In the previous blind dates, Second Uncle was cheated by He Yuzhu several times. He refused to ask for leave no matter what, even if you, He Yuzhu, provided food and drink. Second Uncle is a man who cares about face. You, He Yuzhu, can't put on a bad face every time you look down on a girl and let him clean up his mess.

As for Xu Fugui, he was a man who cared more about his reputation. He had helped He Yuzhu to suppress the situation once before. Since then, whenever He Yuzhu asked, he was rejected directly, and told to just let Damao accompany him. So, He Yuzhu had no choice but to ask Xu Damao to accompany him. There must be someone to help him with his ideas. If he didn't like it, he could just let Xu Damao wipe it out.

Early in the morning, matchmaker Wang came on time as agreed before, and the girl following behind her was indeed average looking. However, her figure was great, and her breasts were bigger than Qin Huairu's after she gave birth to a penis, which made Xu Damao secretly give a thumbs up to He Yuzhu.

When He Yuzhu saw his blind date, his face lit up with joy. The girl's breasts were indeed plump and swayed as she walked.

The blind date started soon. Xu Damao did not make trouble for the first time. He kept praising his good friend He Yuzhu in front of the girl. After that, the process was very pleasant. The girl, Li Xiao, was not very sceptical. She thought He Yuzhu had a good income and family, so she agreed to let He Yuzhu go back to the countryside with her to meet his family.

On this side, an old lady who had been observing He Yuzhu's blind date found that it seemed to be going well this time, so she immediately went to the steel rolling mill to find Yi Zhonghai.

As for He Yuzhu, the matter was basically settled, and he would definitely treat them to a meal at noon. He Yuzhu first chatted with Li Xiao for a long time, and then asked Xu Damao to accompany Wang the Matchmaker and Li Xiao first, while he went to prepare some dishes and rice to show off his cooking skills in front of Li Xiao.

An old lady came to the steel rolling mill and found Yi Zhonghai, telling him about Sha Zhu's blind date. Yi Zhonghai then asked for leave for Yan Jiecheng and asked him to return to the compound and find a chance to ruin Sha Zhu's blind date.

When Yan Jiecheng heard this, he happily asked Yi Zhonghai for help and hurried back. On the way, he thought of the scene of Sha Zhu's failed blind date, and Yan Jiecheng was very excited. Who made Sha Zhu scold him again two days ago? I can't beat you, Sha Zhu, but can't I kill you in the end? Hehehe!

After Yan Jiecheng ran back to the compound, he was exhausted and sweating. He sneaked to the middle courtyard and deliberately passed by He Yuzhu's door. He found an inconspicuous place and looked at the situation inside the house. He found that the girl brought by Wang the matchmaker this time was indeed attractive, but her appearance was average. He found that He Yuzhu was chatting happily with the girl and even picked up food for her from time to time.

At this time, Xu Damao had just returned from peeing. Seeing the sneaky Yan Jiecheng, he didn't think much about it. He patted Yan Jiecheng on the back and said, "Jiecheng, why are you standing here? You still want to watch Banggeng suckle, but your sister Qin is probably eating. If you want to watch, you have to wait until Jia Zhang takes a nap and your sister Qin comes out for a stroll. Only then will you have a chance to watch."

Yan Jiecheng was startled by Xu Damao. Afraid that Xu Damao would think too much, he replied calmly: "How do you know I'm here to see Banggeng drinking milk? But you're right. If Jia Zhang was with Sister Qin, we wouldn't have a chance to see it at all. We would definitely be scolded to death by Jia Zhang. Damao, I won't say any more. I'm going to go back to eat first. I have to go to work later."

Xu Damao saw Yan Jiecheng leave, but he didn't care. After washing his hands and about to walk into He Yuzhu's room, he realized something was wrong. He had asked for leave, but Yan Jiecheng was at work today. He didn't eat at the steel mill, but came back to eat. It was impossible!

No, this idiot was watching Sha Zhu's blind date just now, not Qin Huairu's house at all. Could it be that he had some purpose? At this time, Auntie also came back and was just seen by Xu Damao. The look on Auntie's face when she looked at him just now was not normal. Xu Damao immediately thought of the key point. Auntie was not in the toilet just now. She looked so tired. She must have walked for a long time. Could it be that Auntie went to the steel mill and Yan Jiecheng came back?

Yes, Shazhu is going on a blind date. If I don't get along with Shazhu, I will definitely go to the girl and say bad things about Shazhu when she goes to the bathroom or on her way back. Okay, Yan Jiecheng, you dare to cheat my brother Damao. I don't have money to buy cigarettes recently. If this is really the case, I will help Shazhu catch you, so the cigarette money for this month will be solved.

I, Xu Damao, am so smart, haha!

Thinking of this, Xu Damao called He Yuzhu out and told him the general situation. The two discussed countermeasures and saw what would happen next.

Soon, after Wang Matchmaker and Li Xiao finished their meal, they said goodbye to He Yuzhu and went back. After Wang Matchmaker and Li Xiao left, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao stayed at He's house on purpose. They saw Yimai running to the front yard, and the two quickly climbed over the wall from the middle yard. As expected, after Yimai found Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiecheng quickly left the yard. Yimai returned to the middle yard to observe He Yuzhu and Xu Damao. If something was wrong, Yimai would definitely notify Yan Jiecheng immediately.

Unfortunately, at this time, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao had already secretly followed Yan Jiecheng, but they were too far away. If they got too close, they were afraid that Yan Jiecheng would find out. On the other side, matchmaker Wang sent Li Xiao to the bus stop for returning to the countryside, gave her some instructions, and left.

Li Xiao was the only one left. Yan Jiecheng saw that the time was right and immediately ran to Li Xiao and deliberately said to her, "Girl, were you on a blind date with Sha Zhu from my compound?"

Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, but still replied: "The Shazhu you are talking about, is it Comrade He Yuzhu?"

Yan Jiecheng deliberately said sarcastically, "Hey! What He Yuzhu? He is Shazhu. Let me tell you, everyone in our compound calls him Shazhu. His father ran off with a widow, and he sleeps in the same bed with his sister. Did matchmaker Wang tell you about this?"

When Li Xiao heard Yan Jiecheng say this, he shook his head and replied, "No, he said his father went to work in another place and found a girlfriend and didn't plan to come back. He only said he had a sister, but didn't say they slept in the same room, and I didn't ask. Comrade, who are you and how could you tell me this?"

Yan Jiecheng replied, "Girl, I see that you are young and I am afraid that you will be deceived. This idiot Zhu is very violent. He beats people when he disagrees with them and he is full of foul language. Most importantly, he does not know how to respect the elderly and love the young. He even peeks at his neighbor feeding his baby every day. You have to think clearly. If you marry this idiot, you may be beaten and scolded every day. I am here because I can't bear to see you fall into this trap. I have said everything I should say. You have to think clearly. I am leaving now."

Li Xiao was shocked when she heard this and quickly said, "Thank you, comrade. I will definitely not marry someone like that. Now that you mentioned that, it occurred to me that when I went to his house, he and his friends always looked at my breasts with lustful eyes. Now that I think about it, this He Yuzhu is indeed not a decent person."

Just as Yan Jiecheng was about to speak, he heard He Yuzhu's loud voice from behind, "You bastard Yan Jiecheng, it turns out it was you who caused this trouble."

Look, if your grandfather doesn’t beat you to death today, I won’t be called Shazhu.