Siheyuan: What to do if there is no system

"Have you heard that Qin Huairu is pregnant?"

"Hey, I knew it earlier. Haven't you seen Jia Zhang showing off in the courtyard every day? Only you don't know."

"Okay, Shamao, now you're smoking Zhonghua cigarettes, come and change two for me."

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu and said, "Silly Zhu, if you call me Brother Mao, I'll give it to you for free."

He Yuzhu: "Hey, look at you, I can't buy it myself. If you want me to call you brother, wait for the next life."

Jing Hao: "I think you two are really a pair of bickering lovers. You always fight when you meet. It looks like the Thief King will be born next year. The compound will be bustling in the future."

He Yuzhu: "What the hell are you talking about, Thief Saint, what the hell, I don't understand."

Xu Damao: "Haozi is smart, but he likes to make up random words. He says things like choking to death, OK, loser, and flop. It feels like Haozi is not a person of this era."

Liu Jinghao took a deep breath and replied, "As expected of you, Xu Damao, you are really smart. If you use your brain in the right way, I guarantee you will be a multi-millionaire in the future."

Xu Damao: "Hey, Haozi, how can you say that your brother is not serious? But I believe what you said later. I will definitely make a fortune in the future."

He Yuzhu was not happy with what he heard: "Hehehe, Sha Mao, can you please stop flattering yourself? You are just a lousy projectionist and you still want to get rich? Go eat shit."

Xu Damao, who was squatting, replied unconvincedly: "Hey, Shazhu, look at your ugly appearance, a poor cook, and you still criticize others, go and take the test for the dog, believe the ball."

"You test the dog, Silly Mao."

"Go roast the dog, silly."

"Let the dog take the test, Xinqiu Shamao."

Hahahaha, Liu Jinghao really couldn't stand these two funny guys and laughed out loud, holding his stomach.

Xu Damao and He Yuzhu actually said at the same time: "What are you laughing at, fuck him."

The battlefield suddenly changed, and He Yuzhu and Xu Damao actually joined forces to deal with Jing Hao.

"If it weren't for you, a wicked fellow, I would say so many dirty words."

Xu Damao: "That's right, Shazhu is right, these rubbish words all came from Haozi's mouth, this guy is the real bullshit."

He Yuzhu cooperated and said, "I agree with you, Xu Damao, on this point. This Haozi has the worst heart. Look at what kind of tiger and wolf words these are. It's easy to say, but I found that I can't change it recently. Last time, I accidentally said that my master believed in football, and my master beat me for several days in a row. Damao, fuck him."

Xu Damao: "Zhu Zi, don't tell me. Last time I went to the countryside to show a movie, I was asked to tell you the general story of the movie. I saw a letter ball, no, a fellow villager was playing with a tape recorder, and he accidentally said "sha diao" and was beaten by my father several times. Tell me if it's unfair or not, Zhu Zi will beat him."

Liu Jinghao was not in a hurry. When the two were ready to start the fight, he put his hands behind his back, snorted twice, and said, "Daqianmen, tin foil, one pack per person."

Xu Damao's expression changed immediately, and he said in a vulgar way: "Hey, you and I are brothers. Although Daqianmen doesn't represent anything, but, but I like it."

He Yuzhu groaned and said, "I am the most respectful person in the compound. As the saying goes, a gentleman talks but does not fight. We are gentlemen. What do you think, Damao?"

Xu Damao grinned and said, "Yes, Zhuzi, you are absolutely right, but it depends on how Haozi behaves now."

Jing Hao saw it and thought, well, he had accidentally been implicated by the jokes of the two funny people. He returned to the house and decisively took out two packs of Daqianmen, handed one pack to each of them, and looked at their laughing faces. Suddenly, he felt like he had made the wrong friends. He had met the wrong person.

At this time, the three of them smoked a cigarette each, and He Yuzhu spoke first: "I was wondering why I didn't hear any noise from Jia Dongxu's room when I went to the toilet at night these two days. It turns out that Sister Qin is pregnant."

Jing Hao said with a hum, "Brother Zhuzi, I've told you several times to call me sister-in-law, not Sister Qin. Do you think everyone in the compound is stupid?"

Xu Damao said, "Shazhu, you are so mean. Last time I called you, but you eavesdropped instead of calling me. I am breaking up with you."

He Yuzhu replied, "It's unfair, Damao, I wanted to call you, but I saw your father going to the toilet. You said we were close, how could I not call you?"

Xu Damao was satisfied and said, "Well, forget it. I was careless this time. I forgive you. I didn't know that this woman was pregnant and could not do that."

Jing Hao: "Hehehe, you two, let's talk later. I know you both like young women. I admit that we are the same type of people, but Brother Zhuzi can't cross the line. Everyone knows that you like Qin Huairu. Didn't you see that Dongxu and Jia Zhang are on guard against you from time to time? Don't call her Sister Qin, Sister Qin. Even a fool would know what you are thinking."

He Yuzhu scratched his head in embarrassment and replied, "Really? You really saw it. I don't know why, but every time Sister Qin, oh no, Qin Huairu talks to me, I can remember the time when the three of us were eavesdropping, when Qin Huairu screamed. It was really, really, how can I put it."

Jing Hao replied, "I just can't stop. What do you mean you like your sister Qin? That's bullshit. You are just greedy for her body. Do you think of Qin Huairu in your dreams when you sleep at night? Don't you think so?"

Under the gazes of Xu Damao and Jing Hao, He Yuzhu nodded, looked around to see if there was anyone around, and whispered, "Haozi, Damao, I really dreamed about Qin Huairu and I, it was so real in the dream, what's going on."

Xu Damao said first: "Actually, that's just fantasy. I'm not that obscene. I guess you're just horny, Shazhu."

Jing Hao: "Brother Damao is right. Brother Zhuzi is missing women. This is what it's like to miss women. Brother Zhuzi is already 20 years old this year, so he can find a woman. If not, find someone to date first."

Xu Damao: "You can introduce someone to him. I won't argue with you anymore, but Zhuzi looks a little anxious and looks like he's thirty. I think we need to find a matchmaker to introduce him to someone."

He Yuzhu heard this and quickly handed them both a big front door. He continued, "Don't be afraid of you laughing at me. There are two beautiful girls in our restaurant. My master introduced them to me, but they really think I'm too old and don't want to date me. I'm a wealthy man with three or four hundred dollars. It's no use telling them. Brothers, give me some advice. I don't want a girl who doesn't look good. At least she has to look like Qin Huairu and she has to be from the city. If you succeed, I'll give you a big gift."

Xu Damao: "I want someone to introduce me to someone else. I'm with my dad here. There's nothing I can do. Haozi, you should think of a way for Shazhu. You should pay more attention."

Jing Hao said: "Brother Zhuzi, let me ask you a question."

He Yuzhu replied: "You say."

Jing Hao continued: "With your skills, you will definitely become a master in the future. Do you think you will be short of food in the future as a cook?"

He Yuzhu replied: "We have capable cooks who can bring food, and I will definitely do the same in the future."

Jing Hao continued, "That's incredible. You know you won't lack food in the future, but you still want to find a girl from the city. Let's not talk about looks. Most city girls of this age have jobs. If you're ugly, they won't like you. If you're pretty, do you think they will like you? Or is it because you have a big face?"

Xu Damao also shook his head, indicating that Jing Hao was right. He Yuzhu continued to ask, "Haozi, you mean I should learn from Jia Dongxu and go to the countryside to find a wife? That won't work. I have to be better than Jia Dongxu. Think about it for me. Is there any solution?"