Dragon Clan, Lu Mingfei who repeatedly returns from the game

"Damn system, I will never use your shitty teleportation talisman again! I'd rather fight Deadpool to the death!"

Lu Mingfei was leaning on a branch, walking with difficulty through the woods.

Two days ago, he was sent to this mountain by a teleportation talisman.

If he hadn't watched Bear Grylls' show on TV and learned some experience in wilderness survival, he would have collapsed yesterday!

Since he didn't know where the teleportation talisman had taken him, he could only look at the sun during the day to roughly determine the direction.

As for the night? Sorry, Mr. Lu doesn't know how to observe the night sky.

At least if you don't know the location, it will be warmer if you go south.

If you are in the Southern Hemisphere, you can reach the equator by walking towards the sun.

At least it’s better than freezing to death in this mountain!

Lu Mingfei, who was frozen and sleepless last night, thought resentfully.

Along the way, Lu Mingfei called the system first and then Lu Mingze. Not only did the system ignore him, but Lu Mingze also did not move.

The cell phone was out of battery and turned off, and no one responded to the calls for help, whether from a human or not. Lu Mingfei had no choice but to walk in one direction.

But Lu Mingfei is a man who can't stop talking. He curses the system for being inhuman, saying that a random teleportation talisman is worse than a knife. He also curses Lu Mingze for bothering him every day when he has nothing to do, and for not showing up even when he met Deadpool and was about to be killed.

After listing them over and over again, Lu Mingfei stopped and looked up at the sky.

As we walked into the sunny side of the hill, the trees became denser and denser, blocking out the sun.

I wanted to curse God for not being able to see the sky!

He had no choice but to continue on his way, while continuing to complain.

But Lu Mingfei overlooked a fatal problem. It was noon now, and the more he talked, the thirstier he would get. In the past two days, there were many streams where he walked, so he had no worries about water. But after passing the valley, the water supply became less and less.

Walking and nagging.

After two hours, Lu Mingfei's throat was almost smoking.

But it is not easy for Lu Mingfei to find water after leaving the novice protection period.

I could only keep moving forward despite my thirst.

Lu Mingfei had no idea what to do as he couldn't find any water.

The meager wilderness survival knowledge in his head told him that he could take the risk and drink the moss water.

But! As we all know, taking risks, like gambling, comes at a price.

After drinking the lichen water, Lu Mingfei continued on his way, but not long after he started to feel his stomach growling.

After finally climbing over a hill, Lu Mingfei felt like his intestines were tied up and he could only find a tree to vent.

Lu Mingfei squatted under the tree, regretting not holding on a little longer while listening to his anus crying to himself, why do I have to pay the price for the water you drink!

I already had an injury on my shoulder, I was lost, and now I have diarrhea, plus I haven't had anything decent to eat in the past few days.

He pulled three times just to climb over a hill!

There is only one result, of course.

collapse.

Lu Mingfei could only find a spacious place to lean against a tree to recover his strength.

But why is the protagonist the protagonist?

Because there will always be various things coming up, and there will always be fun for our audience to watch.

Lu Mingfei, who was doubting his life, hadn't even warmed up his butt when he heard a howl!

Tiger roaring in the forest!

The surrounding birds and animals were frightened by the king's pressure and fled in all directions.

As a reminder, under normal circumstances, it is difficult for an adult man to fight a tiger alone without a hot weapon in hand.

What's more, he has difficulty standing now!

Moreover, he only had a stick in his hand, and he threw the only hot weapon at Deadpool.

Lu Mingfei is crying now. He can neither run away nor fight the tiger. His only hope is that the tiger is not hungry.

And he stinks all over. Aren't tigers scavengers?

But Lu Mingfei felt that just waiting to die was not enough.

He turned over and picked up a slightly sharp stone in his hand. Even if the tiger came to eat him, he could kill himself.

"God bless you, Buddha bless you, the Jade Emperor bless you, the Three Pure Ones bless you, and the Virgin Mary bless you! The tiger just cleared its throat! It's not hungry!"

Lu Mingfei closed his eyes, hugged the stone and prayed to all the gods and Buddhas for help in his heart.

I hope some god will come and save him. God have mercy on him, he hasn’t caught up with Nuonuo yet!

Suddenly, the sound of a tiger's roar was heard again, accompanied by a crackling sound of fighting, but this time the tiger's voice turned into a wailing!

And this time it was very close to him!

Judging from the sound, the distance won’t be more than fifty meters. Lu Mingfei learned how to locate the target by sound during shooting class.

someone!

Or there are animals!

At least now Lu Mingfei is sure that the tiger is not targeting him. The only problem now is that he cannot challenge any animal that can make the tiger cry out.

What if it’s Brother Bear?

That thing eats its prey alive!

Lu Mingfei thought so, and then the dog poked its head out to look furtively.

I saw a young man in tight clothes holding a sword chasing a tiger and running towards me.

It's people!

After walking for so long, I finally met someone!

The tiger's stomach had been ripped open, with intestines and internal organs scattered all over the floor.

It looks like the tiger was hit by a sliding tackle.

Before the injured tiger could run a few steps, the young man caught up with it and stabbed the tiger in the back of the neck with a sword, sending the tiger to see heaven.

Lu Mingfei felt that the tiger’s last wish must be that there would be no sliding tackles in heaven.

"God has eyes! He finally feels sorry for me, Lu!"

After murmuring excitedly, Lu Mingfei leaned forward and shouted to the young man:

"My hero, you are awesome!"

I can only say that talking nonsense is really Lu Mingfei's close skill. Even at this time, he still did not forget to shout "awesome".

The boy was obviously startled by the sudden shout.

He immediately raised his sword and stood on guard in the direction of Lu Mingfei, but when he saw Lu Mingfei, who looked like a beggar in rags and unarmed, he put down his sword.

"Who are you and why are you on the mountain? Don't you know there's a tiger on this mountain?"

The young man put away his sword, asked Lu Mingfei a question and then ignored him. Instead, he bent down to deal with the tiger, probably because he felt that he was not a threat.

"My name is Lu Mingfei. I got lost in the mountains. Fortunately I met you, otherwise I would have become the tiger's dinner."

Lu Mingfei limped towards the boy, leaning on a branch, and told him his name and experience.

However, when Lu Mingfei approached, he found that the boy had breasts, and it seemed that he was not a hero, but a female hero, so he immediately changed the subject:

"Lady, what is this place? Do you have a cell phone? I want to let my family know I'm safe. I'll definitely thank you when I get out!"

The girl paused when she heard this, but did not reply. She turned around and stared at Lu Mingfei with excitement.

Lu Mingfei felt a little scared by this look.

After all, this is a ruthless guy who can fight a tiger alone, so it will be easy to deal with him.

But without anyone, it was doubtful whether he could survive the night in his condition, so he could only continue to plead tremblingly:

"Lady, I'm really not a bad person. If you really can't help me, just lead me down the mountain. I really don't have any other ideas."

The girl's eyes became more excited, the corners of her mouth kept trembling, and she stammered a few words: "Palace... Palace... Jade Liquid... Liquor."

Then he stared at Lu Mingfei expectantly, as if waiting for him to say something.

Lu Mingfei was a little confused by this and could only tentatively reply:

"One hundred and eighty cups?"

Hearing this, the girl burst into tears. She jumped up and circled around Lu Mingfei, muttering:

"My dear ones! My dear ones! After traveling for so long, I finally meet my fellow countrymen!"

Lu Mingfei was confused. He didn't know why the girl suddenly became so excited and could only keep asking what happened.

After a while, the girl finally calmed down. She grabbed Lu Mingfei's wrist, as if she was afraid that he would run away, and then said something that made Lu Mingfei collapse.

"This is the Qin State during the Warring States Period. I have been here for almost a year and finally met a fellow villager!"

The words that came out of the girl's mouth shocked Lu Mingfei.

Then a trembling voice came out of his mouth:

"Lady, are you kidding me? I don't believe you. You are filming a movie. Come out, photographer! I see you!"

Seeing that he didn't believe her, the girl walked to a tree as thick as a bowl, raised her hand and broke the trunk as if she had just given it a light push.

Lu Mingfei looked at the broken cross-section of the tree and couldn't help but burst into tears. He cursed the dog system in his heart:

"Your mother's kiss! The emotions are teleported to random locations, not to Earth!"