Dragon Clan, Lu Mingfei who repeatedly returns from the game

Gu Nan was very angry because he didn't get to eat dolphin, so he took over Lu Mingfei's kitchen that night and vowed to cook a dish that tasted better than dolphin meat.

When Lu Mingfei heard that Gu Nan was going to cook today, he was still full of anticipation.

Just as he was waiting obediently at the dining table for Gu Nan's masterpiece, Gu Nan, who had been busy in the kitchen for more than half an hour, came over with two white plates.

But when Lu Mingfei took a closer look and found that the plate contained something that looked like coal, his eyes started twitching and he said in a trembling voice:

"This is???"

"Beef. Beef is the only thing we can cook here. Have you forgotten?"

Why can you confidently say that this is beef?

Of course I know there is only beef in the kitchen, I just want to know why it turned out to be this color!

Is your beef black?

I’m afraid this cow is not from Africa!

And don’t you claim to be able to make noodles? !

Why can't I even use a gas tank?!

But Gu Nan never listened to anyone's explanation. When the desperate Lu Mingfei had the object that was once called beef stuffed into his mouth by the smiling Gu Nan, the light in his eyes suddenly disappeared.

However, after taking two mechanical bites, Lu Mingfei found that there didn't seem to be any strange taste, so he swallowed it quickly.

Although it didn't have much flavor, the texture was terrible, like a layer of carbonized meat on the outside and a pile of half-cooked shit on the inside.

But two seconds later he regretted not spitting it out!

Because he finally understood why he didn't feel the smell just now. The badness of this thing has reached the point where it can trigger the body's self-protection mechanism!

Did this guy throw the remaining half can of salt in there?

Lu Mingfei felt as if he had swallowed a whole block of salt. The taste nerves on the tip of his tongue protested unprecedentedly, and the intense stimulation protested strongly to the central nervous system.

A strong bitter and salty taste filled Lu Mingfei's mouth, went through his nasal cavity and even reached his brain center. In the end, Lu Mingfei felt as if the top of his head had been opened, and he was comprehending the great way of heaven and earth in the most natural way.

The body twitched unconsciously, like a puppet being controlled by external forces and twisting uncontrollably.

The specific performance is:

(screaming)(distorting)(crawling darkly)(crawling)(twisting)(creeping darkly)(tumbling)(crawl violently)(distorting)(spasming)(creeping)(eerie growling)(crawl)(splitting)(twisting)(spasming)(creeping)(twisting walk)

Finally, Lu Mingfei struggled to use the last bit of his remaining consciousness to pick up the whiskey on the table. The bottle cap that he could easily open in the past now kept slipping in his trembling hands. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't unscrew the small bottle cap.

Gu Nan, who was standing nearby and watching Lu Mingfei's performance, noticed that something seemed to be wrong. It looked like he was choking?

Why was she still crying? So she picked up the bottle of wine, opened it and handed it to Lu Mingfei.

I drank half the bottle in one breath. The spicy alcohol flowed down the tip of my tongue to my stomach, washing away the taste left by the thing called food. Finally, the hellish feeling finally subsided a little.

Seeing that Lu Mingfei seemed to be able to speak, Gu Nan quickly asked:

"What's wrong? Are you choking?"

"You...Σ(￣д￣；) you!!...you try it!"

"Ah? Oh!"

So Gu Nan picked up a piece of beef with a fork and put it into his mouth. He tilted his head and chewed it for a few times. When he found that it had no taste, he swallowed it.

Apart from the strange taste, it seems to have no flavor?

So Gu Nan turned to Lu Mingfei and asked

"It seems like there is no mouth..."

Halfway through his words, he repeated Lu Mingfei's gesture.

(screaming)(distorting)(crawling darkly)(crawling)(twisting)(creeping darkly)(tumbling)(crawl violently)(distorting)(spasming)(creeping)(eerie growling)(crawl)(splitting)(twisting)(spasming)(creeping)(twisting walk)

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but laugh when he saw Gu Nan twitching. What's wrong with this guy's brain? It's really...

I was about to ascend to heaven and see the Buddha, but this girl actually thought she was choked. I asked her to try and she actually tried. Is her slow-witted personality too much?

(commonly known as lack of heart)

But Gu Nan is too twisted. Could it be that he was possessed by Krusu?

A bit too dark.

(He didn’t realize that he wasn’t much better than Gu Nan just now)

Seeing Gu Nan reaching out her hand to him, Lu Mingfei finally understood what she meant and quickly put the remaining half bottle of wine into Gu Nan's mouth.

As the spicy alcohol diluted the taste in his mouth and nose, his violently twitching central nervous system calmed down, and his crown closed. Finally, the intersection of his soul and the world ended, and Gu Nan was freed from the state of man and nature.

After some tossing and turning, the two men, whose bodies were as soft as noodles, threw themselves onto the sofa.

After a long pause, Lu Mingfei spoke first:

"I have a question, how did you..."

"Do not ask!"

"Ah? Okay, but I still want to know..."

"Don't ask! I won't go into the kitchen anymore!"

"Oh..."

So their dinner that night changed from potatoes and beef to canned fruits.

They both had diarrhea for three days.

From that day on, Gu Nan never entered the kitchen again...

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The days continued like this until the twenty-ninth day.

The zombies didn't come up with any new tricks except that there were more and more of them every day.

As Gu Nan and Lu Mingfei accumulated more and more silver coins every day, the pressure on them did not increase much, and they were able to withstand the fierce attacks of the zombies with ease.

Just when the two thought they could complete this copy smoothly.

......

At noon, Dave, still wearing jeans and a white T-shirt, with a pot on his head, appeared in front of the yard in his blue station wagon on time.

In addition to selling plants, Dave today also brought good news and bad news.

The good news is that plants purchased today will no longer naturally wilt.

And as long as you defeat Dr. Zombie King, all the zombies will disappear.

Hearing this, Lu Mingfei, who was born in the sunshine, grew up under the red flag, and received nine years of socialist compulsory education, reacted immediately!

It turns out you are really a profiteer!

I’m afraid that plants will never wither!

Damn capitalism!

In order to earn more silver coins, Shengsheng reduced the life of plants to one day!

Look at those plants, how hard they work and how much they pay to fight against zombies!

The sunflowers have become so thin in order to produce more sunlight every day!

But the life span is only one pitiful day!

The air suddenly turned cold. This must be Dave's problem. Lu Mingfei fell into deep thought.

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but shed tears of excitement!

He clenched his fists so tightly that veins appeared on the back of his hands due to the great force. He vowed to seek justice for the plants!

Just when Lu Mingfei was about to unite the plants to overthrow Dave's tyranny, Gu Nan's words interrupted his thoughts.

"Bad news, will you come again tomorrow?"

Dave: Wai Bi Ba Bu

(Tomorrow is too dangerous, I will not come again. So today is the last transaction.

The bad news is that after the lunch break, Dr. Zombie King will appear in the center of the town. At that time, all zombies will launch unprecedented attacks on you under the doctor's supervision.

You will not have any rest time, and you will not even have a tentative attack. Defeating Dr. Zombie King is the best choice, otherwise you will be overwhelmed by endless zombies.)

Lu Mingfei didn't take Dr. Zombie King or anything like that to heart. His biggest question now was:

This guy only said four words, why do they have so many meanings!