Siheyuan: Wang Bo's Happy Life

Sha Zhu didn't feel cold at all. He boiled a kettle of hot water at home, added some cold water and scrubbed his body vigorously. The harder he scrubbed, the more he thought about it, the more disgusted he felt. He couldn't help but slap himself hard in the face!

Hiss~Why does it hurt so much?

After Xu Damao returned home, he was so cold that he shivered in his bed.

Xu Damao's wife Lin Xiu was muttering to herself while packing Xu Damao's clothes. When she was about to wash his clothes, Lin Xiu suddenly asked, "Da Mao, where are your pants?"

Xu Damao argued innocently, "Didn't I just put it in the basin? Can you look for it again?"

Lin Xiu searched the basin and the house, but couldn't find Xu Damao's pants. She shouted angrily: "Xu Damao, where are your pants? Did you go to find a wild woman?"

Xu Damao quickly denied, "No!"

"No, so where are your pants?"

Lin Xiu became angrier and angrier as she scolded him, and Xu Damao was also very angry. The two of them quarreled and eventually started fighting at home.

On the other side, Sha Zhu had to go to work and cook. When he entered the kitchen, he saw Ma Hua busy at work.

Ma Hua also saw Sha Zhu standing at the door. The ridiculous things that happened between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao yesterday were still vivid in his mind. Ma Hua quickly lowered his head and dared not look at his master again.

Seeing Ma Hua’s panic and evasive look, Sha Zhu’s heart grew even colder.

That night, the courtyard held another meeting because of the fight between Xu Damao and Lin Xiu.

Xu Damao and Lin Xiu were sitting on the middle bench, both of them had bruised faces and noses, and it was obvious that they had engaged in a fierce fight.

The neighbors around were also talking about it, wondering what kind of conflict the couple must have had to make them do such a cruel thing.

Wang Bo sat at the eight-immortals table, looking at the two people in front of him, especially Xu Damao, who had a look of impatience and disgust. It seemed that he had had enough of Lin Xiu.

At this time, Liu Haizhong patted the table and asked the neighbors to be quiet.

"Dear neighbors, today our compound has had another particularly bad incident. Xu Damao and his wife had a fight, and it was very intense. This has never happened in our compound before, and this matter must be dealt with seriously in the compound!"

"Let them both tell us why they are fighting!"

When she heard that she could speak, Lin Xiu, who was both sad and angry, shouted first:

"Last night Xu Damao said he was going to drink with his boss, but he didn't come home all night. When he came back this morning, even his pants and tea were gone!"

Lin Xiu burst into tears when she said this. "I worked so hard to take care of him, but he went out to find a woman behind my back and even beat me!"

Hearing Lin Xiu say that he was looking for women outside, Xu Damao hurriedly and loudly defended himself, "I didn't! I haven't looked for any woman since I got married! I just drank too much yesterday and slept in the kitchen of the steel mill all night. Sha Zhu can testify for me!"

Nowadays, if Xu Damao was accused of having problems with his lifestyle, he might be shot. No wonder he was so anxious.

Sha Zhu was sitting on the side feeling depressed after being hit. Suddenly he heard Xu Damao calling his name. He was startled and denied loudly as if under stress: "What? It's not me! I didn't!"

The neighbors below immediately started talking about it.

"Where has Xu Damao been having fun again? He even asked Sha Zhu to testify for him. They have always been at odds with each other, so it's strange that Sha Zhu would testify for him!"

"No way? Xu Damao has been weak for so many years, and we don't even know if he's recovered. How can he still go out and have fun?"

"Then where are his pants? I can't let idiot Zhu take them off, haha!"

Hearing Sha Zhu's direct denial, Xu Damao became anxious, "Sha Zhu, don't lie to me. Didn't we sleep in the kitchen last night? Didn't your trousers and tea get lost?"

Shazhu's pants are also lost? !

Suddenly, the neighbors burst into a more heated discussion. Sha Zhu blushed and quickly denied it.

"Xu Damao, what are you talking about? My pants and trousers are still on! Don't involve me in your affairs!"

At this time, Yan Bugui knocked on the table to get everyone to quiet down, and then he said:

"Xu Damao, Shazhu doesn't admit that he slept with you in the kitchen last night. If you can't find any other evidence, don't blame us for being rude. We have no choice but to send you to jail!"

At this time, Xu Damao could not care about anything else. He looked at Wang Bo, as if he had grabbed the last straw, and said pleadingly:

"Third uncle, Third uncle, you were also in the kitchen last night. I, Xu Damao, beg you to bear witness for me!"

When the neighbors heard that Wang Bo was also in the kitchen last night, they were stunned. This steel rolling mill is quite lively at night, and they didn’t even invite us for any activities!

Wang Bo stood up, looked around, and then sighed and said, "I didn't want to tell you at first, but since Damao has come to this point, I'll tell you what happened."

As Xu Damao looked hopeful and Sha Zhu looked hopeless, Wang Bo continued with a smile:

"Last night, Shazhu and Xu Damao were both drunk and indeed slept in the kitchen all night. I was the one who carried them to the kitchen."

Liu Haizhong then asked curiously: "How did Xu Damao's pants get lost?"

"Liu Haizhong, why are you asking so many questions!"

"Wang Bo, stop talking!"

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu shouted one after another, making the neighbors even more curious. There must be something going on here!

"Speak! Uncle Third has to speak out. How can we not make things clear?"

"Yes, Uncle Three, tell us about it!"

Wang Bo looked at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao and grinned: "Hey, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were both drunk and had a fight in the kitchen. During the fight, his pants disappeared. As for how they fought."

Wang Bo covered his eyes with his right hand, "Ouch~ I'm too embarrassed to say it!"

Suddenly, the whole compound was filled with a loud bang, and all kinds of ridicule and discussions broke out in an instant.

Wang Bo tried to make up for his mistake at this time, "Everyone, please stop talking nonsense. They didn't do anything. They just had a fight. I won't be responsible for what you say!"

Xu Damao curled up into a ball, looking listless and wishing he could find a crack to crawl into.

After Wang Bo finished speaking, Sha Zhu's body swayed and he leaned limply against the wall, as if he had fainted.

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Liu Haizhong quickly stood up and shouted: "Everyone, be quiet, be quiet!"

It took a long time for the neighbors to quiet down, but those pairs of sparkling eyes showed that they were not really quiet. They probably wouldn't be able to sleep tonight!

"Everyone, listen carefully. Uncle San just said that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao just had a fight. It doesn't mean anything happened. For the sake of our compound's reputation, don't spread the news!"

Liu Haizhong turned to Wang Bo again and said, "Xiaobo, please make it clear to everyone again so that no one will misunderstand."

"it is good!"

Wang Bo responded and continued, "I'll say it again, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao just got drunk and had a fight, they didn't do anything else. Besides, what could two grown men do? You guys are talking so excitedly, have you done what they did together?"

Wang Bo said innocently, "You guys are so mean. Don't always play secretly. Next time, call me, the Third Uncle, and let me see the world!"

Liu Haizhong quickly grabbed Wang Bo and said, "Don't say anything more. If you say anything more, our compound will be finished!!!"