Pirate: My partner is so strong?

Trek disguised himself as the bandit Sig and basked in the sun at the port of Windmill Village.

No one who came and went recognized this old man with a face full of stories. After all, the bandit Sig had been dead for nearly nine years.

"Hello! I am a reporter from the World Economic News Agency. Are you Mr. Siger?"

A man with a round hat and a tie holding a small notebook greeted the fake Sig.

"Yes! It's me, the Bandit King Sig. I have been silent for too long, so many people thought I was really dead." The fake Sig said self-deprecatingly.

"I heard that you have big news about the Four Emperors Red Hair?" the reporter asked.

"Yes, I have first-hand information. What price can you offer? I want at least 500 million Baileys." The fake Sig rubbed his hands in a mercenary manner.

"Well... as long as it's real big news, we can discuss it. I think the president... probably... will agree." The reporter said hesitantly.

"I have to say that nine years ago, I was a well-known bandit king in the Kingdom of Goa. After get off work, I often came to Makino's bar in Windmill Village to drink." The fake Sig began to recall.

"Ms. Makino was gentle and cheerful. She cared for those children she didn't even know. She helped them sew clothes and provided them with food. To those children, Makino was both a mother and a little sister."

"I have been an orphan since I was young. I made a living by picking up trash at the Uncertainty Terminal and experienced the ups and downs of life. If I had a little sister like Makino, I would not have become a bandit."

"Ms. Makino is the white moonlight in my mind, but I know it is impossible for us to be together, no matter in age or status."

"I can only silently guard behind Miss Makino as a villain."

"In those years, I killed 56 criminals who coveted Miss Makino."

"Until that year, I went to Makino's bar to drink, and suddenly I saw Makino smiling happily at a red-haired bastard."

"My heart is broken. I know that bastard stole Makino's heart. Jealousy has distorted me beyond recognition."

"I heard that the man was a pirate. As a bandit, I know pirates are not good characters. I don't want Makino to entrust his trust to the wrong person."

"So I wanted to test the quality of this pirate and gave that bastard a bottle of wine."

"As a result, the bastard was so scared that he pissed himself, and he didn't dare to fart. He just licked his face and mopped the floor."

"I was furious. How could such a person protect Makino? But I didn't want to embarrass Makino, so I had to leave first."

After they left, I returned to the tavern and said, "I'm going to complain indirectly that these pirates are just wimps. I'm trying to give some advice to Makino who is in love."

If Makino persists, "I'll think about killing that red-haired bastard later to avoid wasting Miss Makino's youth."

"What I didn't expect was that Luffy, that idiot, came to cause trouble. If I don't punish him, how can I be the boss in the future? Don't I have any face?"

"I'll drag that brat Luffy to the square and declare that I'm going to kill him. Let's see if that red-haired bastard dares to come."

"I stepped on that idiot Luffy and deliberately talked nonsense with him for a long time, waiting for Makino to report the news."

"My legs were sore from lifting them, and that bastard just came out. I didn't expect that his men were so capable."

"I wanted to confirm the quality of the red-haired girl one last time, so I took Luffy to the sea."

"You are a bandit, why are you running to the sea?" the reporter asked puzzledly.

"Tell me, why would a bandit like me run to the sea? Because I subdued a sea king, and I wanted to use it to test the courage and strength of the red-haired bastard."

"I kicked Luffy away and pretended to be eaten by the King of the Sea. In fact, I was hiding in the King of the Sea's stomach."

"That red-haired bastard finally had some courage and dared to go into the sea to save people. He used one hand to resist the king of the sea that I carefully raised and possessed a powerful domineering color domineering."

"I finally recognized his strength and courage, and retired after achieving my goal, faking my own death to bid farewell to this dirty world and this shameful past."

"I hinted to the King of the Near Sea to leave and spare their lives, and I will entrust Makino to the red-haired bastard."

"I didn't expect that the Four Emperors Red-Haired Shanks had such a past with you. One of his hands was bitten off by your pet. It was big news in the New World at the time." The reporter sighed.

"But the Four Emperors Red Hair Captain has 40 billion berries, and your 4890 million berries are a bit..." the reporter was puzzled.

"Nonsense, he kills people and fights in the New World every day, so of course his bounty increases quickly."

"I am guarding Makino and only active in the Kingdom of Goa. I have not overthrown the king. I have only robbed some noble caravans. 800 million berries is the bounty limit of this country, not the limit of my strength."

"The East Sea is known as the weakest sea, but it's not just because of that bastard Garp. It's because I killed all the strong people that could be born in the Goa Kingdom."

"How could the Goa Kingdom, which was able to produce a monster like Garp, not have other strong people?" the fake Sig complained.

"I don't want Makino to live in a place full of killing."

"Yes, yes, I didn't expect to solve the great secret of the Weakest Sea." The reporter flattered.

"When you arrive in the New World, you will also be a strong man like Red Hair with a bounty of 40 billion."

"When it comes to that red-haired bastard, I get angry!" Fake Sig said angrily (╬▔皿▔),

"I entrusted Makino to her, but he went to the New World to hold parties every day."

"Scumbag!!! It's fine that he couldn't stay to take care of Makino because of something, but he didn't come back to marry Makino after making a name for himself in the New World."

"I originally thought that something important had delayed us, and that we had to find the treasure Roger left behind as soon as possible, which would also be considered as a gift to marry Makino. But in the end, we had banquets every day, eating, drinking and having fun, living a life of drunkenness and debauchery."

"Makino is left alone in Windmill Village to work hard to run the bar. She can't even move the wine barrels and has to roll them bit by bit. Sometimes I can't help but want to show up and help her carry them." Fake Sig said with tears in his eyes (╥﹏╥).

"For Makino, I can even give up the title of Pirate King. Red Hair made Makino suffer alone for so many years just for the title of Pirate King."

"How much more treasure does the Pirate King have than the Four Emperors? He has thousands of acres of fertile land, but only one hectoliter of food a day; he has tens of thousands of luxurious houses, but only five feet to sleep in at night." said the fake Sig.

“It’s only after you lose someone that you regret not cherishing the time you had with them.”

"Please tell Shanks in the newspaper, 'If you let me go, don't come back. If Red Hair dares to come to Windmill Village to look for Makino again, I, the Bandit King Sig, will beat the shit out of this bastard Four Emperors!'" (*′Д｀*)

"Okay, the boss will definitely like this interview. 500 million Pele will definitely not be a problem. I'll talk to the boss about it."

The reporter quickly recorded everything, then called Morgans' Den Den Mushi, "Moses Moses, Boss, big news!..."

"Our boss sent someone to investigate and found out that it really happened nine years ago. He will bring the 500 million Baileys to you later." The reporter replied respectfully. "Can I take a picture of you?"

"Of course, no problem!" The fake bandit king Sig put on an arrogant posture, holding a knife with a bounty order of Shanks that had been prepared at some point in time.