Pirate: My partner is so strong?
Chapter 103: The spiritual pollution named "Tina"
Little Trek is now in Ion's arms. After Ion knew that she was a girl named Nami, he didn't mind her more intimate behavior towards him. Trek was also a little unscrupulous, but if he went too far, he would still be hit on the head by Ion.
Trek began to arrange work for Ain and Binz on the grounds that it was a task that his brother, the president, had assigned to him.
Binz was directly assigned to sow and ripen crops in the fields. The guild provided good seeds and the kingdom's head of agriculture assisted him. The two of them rode on flying dragons to start sowing and ripening crops in various planned farmland areas. Basically, each area could be rotated and quickly ripened several times.
Because seeds can also be ripened and regenerated, there is no need to provide too many seeds.
When the basic fertility is almost exhausted, we will plant a piece of land, of course, we will leave a crop for one season to prevent the land from becoming desertified. This kind of accelerated ripening has its limits, and when the soil fertility decreases, we will have to wait for the volcanic rocks to be eroded and flow into the farmland. However, Trek now prioritizes producing a large amount of food for disaster relief and profit, so he doesn't care about the loss of fertility.
Later, Trek plans to cooperate with the Navy to produce "Sakaski" brand magma fertilizer and fertilize these farmlands in a timely manner.
There are now Navy-authorized "Kuzan" brand cold drinks, including various flavors of smoothies, ice cream, popsicles, and other frozen drinks.
Agent of the Adventure Guild, because the ice is of high purity and the product has excellent quality and taste, it has been sold out in Alabasta, and is also becoming popular in the East China Sea. There is also some in the other three seas, but it is a luxury product.
Aokiji now has an additional task of dropping icebergs at fixed points as part of his patrol mission. Aokiji, who is used to being lazy, sometimes wants to catch Trek and give him a beating.
He could have taken a nap, but now he has to release all the icebergs before he can rest. Although the commission is high, Aokiji has no interest in money. He often spends money everywhere to help villages that have been looted by pirates and robbers.
As a result, Aokiji became more popular, and the sales of "Kuzan" brand cold drinks exploded. Everyone who was helped by Aokiji automatically became a loyal consumer and promoter of "Kuzan" brand cold drinks.
Aokiji is a little tired of spending more and more money, "I really can't spend it all!" Trek next to him will definitely tell him that this is called a walking brand advertisement.
Aokiji feels that the only benefit is the frequent use of his ability. The application of his fruit has improved, and he has also developed a new skill called Smoothie Storm. This is also thanks to the making of smoothies. Aokiji feels that it is troublesome to process ice cubes, and it is much more convenient to make smoothies directly.
This business model was very successful, so the cooperation negotiations for the "Sakaski" brand magma fertilizer also began. Tina was in charge of the navy. Tina felt that she had inexplicably become a business person, when she was obviously a fighter.
However, Tina's position in the navy has indeed become very important. Many classified agents want to please Tina, and high-ranking navy officers in the navy headquarters have to be polite to Tina. The main reason is that she can bring high income to the navy by just negotiating a few orders, and she also has certain distribution rights. The welfare of the navy's families all comes from this.
In the past, the military funds given by the higher authorities only guaranteed a basic standard of living for the navy, and most of them were used to improve its strength. Now, this extra income directly improves the living standards of the families of the navy in this headquarters in all aspects. Anyone who dares to make trouble will have to kneel on the washboard when he returns home.
Unmarried sailors also receive marriage and childbirth subsidies. Sailors who originally had to save money for a long time to get married are now able to find their partners. The navy is experiencing a baby boom, and Tina has also earned the nickname "Goddess of Love Venus."
However, Tina's situation when she just returned to the headquarters was a bit strange. Because she smoked the "catchphrase cigarette" mixed in by Trek, many navy officers who smelled the second-hand smoke directly imitated Tina's way of speaking.
Note: [Catchphrase Cigarette (Tina): People who smell secondhand smoke will add their own name before each emotional expression. 】
"Zhan Guo is very happy..."
"Xiaohe is unhappy..."
"Sakaski is furious..."
"Borusalino was surprised..."
"Gion is confused......."
......
The woman was fine, but the men in the upper echelons were a little embarrassed. Fortunately, many people were the same! But why did this tone sound so familiar? Everyone stared at Tina who was leisurely smoking.
"Why are you all looking at me?" Tina asked puzzledly, exhaling a puff of smoke.
The spiritual pollution named "Tina" spread in the Navy Headquarters, and many senior officials avoided it.
"Tina is here, run!"
Of course, there were also people who were curious and approached Tina, but the result was the same.
Tina became more anxious because she was often avoided by others, so she smoked more cigarettes, so the effect on the people around her lasted longer. In addition, the diffusion ability of cigarettes was very strong, so it was like firing a map cannon.
Of course, Tina’s best friends didn’t avoid her and even joked with her.
Those curious people include Tina's good friend Peacock, a major general of the Navy Headquarters and a member of the secret special force "SWORD", the granddaughter of Vice Admiral Tsuru, and the user of the Whip-Whip Fruit.
"Peacock is very happy, hahaha!" Peacock laughed at Tina, "Now the generals have to retreat when they see you! Hahaha!"
"Tina is very depressed and doesn't know what happened." Tina exhaled a puff of cigarette, remembering that there was a kid who asked her to quit smoking, and she set him up, and then...
"Could it be the devil fruit ability of that brat? That brat didn't say he had eaten a devil fruit."
When Tina thought about her prank on Trick, she immediately realized that Trick might be using his ability to prank her as a punishment for her ridiculing him for advising her not to smoke.
"Damn kid!" Tina felt so angry when she thought of Trick that she wanted to give him a few more rounds of S-force next time.
"Who is Sister Tina talking about?" Peacock asked.
"An interesting and hateful little devil!" Tina said casually and put out the cigarette in her hand.
"Trek?"
"how do you know?"
"Haha, I learned about your situation in Alabasta from Grandma Tsuru! Sister Tina's little lover!"
"Next time I meet this brat, Tina will punish him!"
"Haha! I hope you won't punish me in my room!" Peacock joked.
"You want to join too?" Tina was not shy and responded bluntly.
"Okay! Okay! Then I will activate the power of the Whip Fruit and command him to give it to you..." Peacock also boldly offered advice.
Tina's face suddenly turned red when she remembered that Trick had actually done some of the things he did, and that was even more so.
"..." Looking at Tina who suddenly became silent and blushed, Peacock felt as if he had discovered a big secret.
"Oh~, what happened to Sister Tina! Could it be..." Peacock hugged Tina with a sly smile.
"Stop messing around, I'm busy. You're a secret unit, don't run around in the headquarters, go back quickly."
"Peacock is very sad. Sister Tina doesn't want me anymore!" Peacock acted aggrieved.
"Go, go, go! Be careful, if you follow me for too long, you will start imitating my way of speaking."
After saying goodbye to Peacock, Tina felt much better, but her urge to smoke came back, so she had to go to the store to buy a few lollipops to relieve the urge. "I feel much better now!"
In stark contrast to the top brass are the grassroots naval soldiers.
"Look! Tina is sucking a lollipop! So cute!"
"Do you want to be mentally polluted too?"
"I am a loyal fan of Tina! How can that be called pollution! That is a resonance of love for Tina!"
"Yes! It's the resonance of love!"
"XX is very happy..."
“XX is very excited…”
"XX is very angry........"
"Hmph!" Looking at a group of sick fans, Tina walked away speechlessly.
Although Tina no longer smokes [Catchphrase Cigarettes], this time there really was a spiritual pollution called "Tina", and Tina's admirers in the Navy began to learn Tina's catchphrase.
Later, because Tina, as the liaison of the Adventure Guild, obtained a lot of benefits for the Navy, Tina's fans increased dramatically. This kind of spiritual pollution spread like a virus, and learning Tina's catchphrase became a fashion trend in the headquarters.
It’s true, when people talk about it so much, it feels very strange. When women say it, they become more adorable, and when men say it, they become more domineering.
Finally, some senior executives also started to learn from it. Since everyone was talking about it, it would seem like they were out of place if they didn’t say anything.
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