Pirate: My partner is so strong?

It was another energetic day. After playing with the sword in disguise as Hawkeye, Trek pulled down his pants and peed into the sea.

"The coffin is really bad. There is not even a toilet. It's embarrassing."?(? ???w??? ?)?

"No way! I'm not a girl." ＜(?????)＞

Trek said happily, "And he can use the jet of seawater from his space pocket to 'urinate' on passing birds. It's really funny to see the birds' eyes pop out of their wits."

Suddenly, a flying slash appeared visibly in Trek's pupils.

At the critical moment, Trek instantly used his space pocket to increase the "urine volume" and used the powerful recoil to fly backwards sideways.

The coffin lid cracked instantly. At this moment, Cui Ke was very panicked and frantically adjusted his posture to ensure that he could fly away from this place smoothly.

"What the hell! How can it be such a coincidence that I could bump into Hawkeye in the vast ocean, and just when he was peeing, the probability is against the sky."

Trek was complaining madly in his heart.

Hawkeye's inner monologue at this time: "I chased a stupid pirate to the East China Sea, and I saw myself peeing on the coffin boat!!!"

"After launching a flying slash, I didn't expect it to be dodged."

What was even more shocking to Hawkeye was that Hawkeye actually escaped quickly by spraying urine.

"What a horrible amount of urine! Is that a human? This isn't a comedy!"

Hawkeye complained, staring hatefully at the figure that had become a small black dot.

"Is the East Sea cursed? Shanks broke his arm first, and then... the weird Hawkeye 'peed'!" (╬￣皿￣)

"Let's wait for those little bastards of Creek. There's no need to rush to find Bandit King Sig. I must find that bastard who looks like me."

"I don't know if anyone else saw it, I must kill them!"

Here, Hawkeye raised the black knife and paddled madly.

Over there, Trek was still spraying as hard as he could, and he was just a billion away from reaching the first cosmic speed (an exaggerated rhetoric device was used here).

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[40 points of prank value received, +1, +1...]

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! I made a fortune this time. I can earn so many joke points just by peeing." Alice, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly jumped out.

This was a prank with life, and Trek's heart was pounding.

"I'm still running for my life. Don't make sarcastic remarks!" Trek said with a distorted face due to the strong acceleration.

"Don't worry! The two things Hawkeye can't catch are the primitive civilization's slacking off and the technological civilization's rockets." Alice spread her hands.

"The difference is not just a few hundred million! Just adjust the direction of your peeing and it will be basically OK." Alice said while glancing at the mosaic.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen mosaics before?" Trick complained, and then asked in confusion, "What do those +1s in the prank value mean?"

"For the member Makino you recruited, any subsequent impact on her caused by your prank will also be counted into the prank value." Alice explained.

"As expected, a gang committed the crime, bah! Teamwork is king. Let the younger brothers work to earn prank points, and you can just lie back and relax!" (＾?＾)

"I'm not like those time travelers who only know how to buff themselves, and end up running around exhausted themselves."

"To get involved in this world, you need to have power. You have to follow the trend, take advantage of the situation, and do whatever you want. What?... Jie! Jie! Jie!"

"boom--!"

There was a loud bang, and Trek used his butt to navigate, so he hit an unidentified object in the air.

The collision made Trek unconscious, and he had no time to use the fruit-nullifying ring, so he fell into the sea, his disguise removed, and he rose and fell on the sea surface.

"Oh my god!" (wДw) Alice screamed anxiously, the host was going to die.

Alice immediately materialized, and used her small hands to pull Trick's two nostrils hard to ensure that Trick's nose would not be choked by the water, and then she breathed a sigh of relief.

I couldn't help but complain, "I'm just a weak and helpless commentator, and I have to act as a lifeguard. It's so tiring!"

Suddenly I saw a floating object not far away. "Wow! A life buoy! Hey hey hey hey!"

Putting Trek's head on the floating object, Alice breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Let's wait for the ocean current to carry him to the nearby island."

At this moment, Cui Ke dreamed that he was resting his head on a pair of long, white and tender legs, "Sister Makino, Nami-chan, Vivi-chan..." his saliva was flowing out.

"Suddenly these lovely little sisters turned into a scary face, and it was a chill!" Trek woke up in shock.

"Luckily it was a dream!" Cui Ke wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and pressed his other hand on the soft "beach", but he always felt something was wrong.

I pinched it, and only heard a few murmurs, "Hmm! Uh!"

He turned around and saw, "Oh my God! Alrita! Alrita is still a fat woman!" Trek jumped far away in an instant.

At this time, Trek was leaning against a tree, his face covered in cold sweat, his breathing was heavy, and his face was terrified. (wДwlll)

"Calm down! Calm down! Nothing happened!

In the future, Alrita will also be a great beauty. She has great potential! She has great potential! She has great potential!"

"Anyway, many beauties in the One Piece world have become even more terrifying than Alita under the butcher knife of time."

Trek kept hypnotizing himself and adjusting his mindset.

As long as there is a prop that can delete part of one's memory in the future, Alrita herself can accept it after eating the slippery fruit. Moreover, this fruit has the ability to keep her appearance from changing as she ages.

It's nothing more than the difference between being beautiful first and then ugly, or being ugly first and then beautiful.

The more he thought about it, the more reasonable and right it seemed. Cui Ke made up his mind to invest in potential stocks. He would first fool the fat woman Alrita and then make her a core member after she became pretty.

"By the way, how come Alrita is flying in the air?...Luffy went out to sea!" Trick asked himself and answered himself.

"How come such a low-probability thing happened to me? I almost drowned. Couldn't Luffy have missed the target a little?" Trek looked depressed.

"Is this revenge for the slipper? The main storyline is about to begin, we have to hurry and follow to pick up the spoils."

"How about following Alrita and seeing if we can find the slippery fruit? Then Alrita can go offline." Trick thought.

"Ah! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! That bastard Straw Hat Boy! Where is this place?" Alrita woke up at this time.

"Hello! Miss Alrita, the most beautiful woman on the sea!" Trick flattered. "I found you floating on the sea and rescued you."

"Do you know me?" Alrita asked, thinking, "I haven't even asked who is the most beautiful woman in the sea, and this guy has already recognized it."

"Of course, Miss Alrita's beauty is well-known throughout the East China Sea. It is a household name. It is a great honor to meet her."

"No way! No way!" Alrita was a little embarrassed. It was the first time she was praised like this by a stranger, and the stranger looked quite handsome.

"Ugh!" Trek heaved in his heart, constantly imagining Alrita's changed appearance, hypnotizing himself.