Ugh~~

"Fuck! What is this? Ugh~~"

Ugh~~

"What the hell is this for? We're not riding in a hearse!"

...

As the convoy carrying four new training brigades and their equipment drove into the 1 km radius of the Zhanjiang gathering place, the new recruits of the new training brigades, who were excited about reaching their destination a second ago, were instantly hit by 9999+ critical hits!

The stench in the air that struck deep into their souls, the sea of ​​blood and corpses that looked like a swamp of flesh and blood, this scene was like a hellish scene, which was madly impacting their psychological endurance.

The convoy had just entered the outskirts of the Zhanjiang battlefield when the ground was covered with zombie corpses, causing the wheels of the transport vehicle to sink nearly half a meter.

Fortunately, these large military transport vehicles are either 4-wheel drive, 6-wheel drive, or even 4410-wheel drive monsters like TA8, otherwise they really can't escape this bloody quagmire!

The huge military tires ruthlessly rolled over the thick layer of corpses, making a constant "puffing" sound wherever they passed, as if they were rolling over a pile of tomatoes.

Of course, heavier black and yellow things like intestines and stomachs will also burst out, and some can even spray out in a fan shape.

Faced with such an explosive scene, the driver and the driver in the cockpit could still barely accept it.

After all, as a member of the transport unit, although he has never fought zombies with real guns and swords, at least he has seen a lot.

But the new recruits sitting in the truck bed suffered a lot!

Especially because the mission was urgent, a large number of transport vehicles did not even have time to install roof tarpaulins, which resulted in many recruits sitting on the 180-degree panoramic skylight flatbed, swaying like surfing and exposed to the pile of corpses, rolling through the sea of ​​corpses and blood.

The new recruits had only been here for a short while, and even though they were wearing protective clothing and gas masks, they were so shocked that they vomited to the point of almost being unable to straighten their backs.

What's even worse is that I couldn't vomit because I was wearing a gas mask. The vomit was all trapped in the mask.

The vomit accumulated in the gas mask + the desperate environment at the scene = vomiting so much that I couldn't even straighten my back!

If humans had a rectum, I'm afraid we would have to vomit out the shit...

This is not just an ordinary opening lightning strike, but a true ultimate critical strike!

These recruits came from the Ye'an New District, from the Prime Minister's gathering place, and even from the famous Shidu Chongyi gathering place. Before arriving, everyone thought they had made sufficient psychological preparations.

After all, how could people who live in the end times not have seen zombie corpses? They are just a little bit weathered...

However, it was not until now that they truly understood the value of the battlefield and why they were called recruits!

Given the current situation, even if MacArthur came, not a drop of food would come out of his butt!

...

On the south city wall, Li Kun and Zhao Gang, who had just arrived, stood at the battlement of the wall, observing the new brothers with interest through the glass slides on their gas masks and binoculars. As a result, they inevitably saw the extremely embarrassed scene of the 20,000 new recruits.

"Hey, these new recruits are well fed!"

"What a waste! It seems that the commanders of these new training brigades are also rookies!"

"We haven't reached the gathering place yet. What are we having for dinner?"

Li Kun smacked his lips and quipped in a muffled voice through his gas mask.

"Old Li, should I ask someone to prepare some glucose? I'm afraid some of the new comrades won't be able to handle the vomiting like this!" Zhao Gang said in a worried tone.

"After we get into the city, we'll replenish some sugar and let them have a good rest."

"Ok!"

Li Kun nodded in agreement, and subconsciously raised his left hand to touch his chin, but ended up touching the tough gas mask. So he had to pretend nothing had happened and quickly put his hand back.

Well, it's not embarrassing as long as you're not discovered.

"We do need to replenish it! But their vomit can't be wasted!"

? ?

Ah? ?

As soon as the words fell, Li Kun could see the shock in Zhao Gang's eyes through the thick glass of the gas mask! !

"No, Lao Li, they've already vomited it out, you can't let them eat it back, right?"

"There has to be a limit to saving food, right?"

Li Kun's outrageous remarks made Zhao Gang, who was always gentle and easy-going, couldn't help but swear!

No? You're a fucking devil, right?

Zhao Gang couldn't help but retching when he thought that some of the new recruits might have undigested enoki mushrooms in their vomit.

There is a picture!

"No, what are you thinking, Lao Zhao? I, Lao Li, am that kind of person? What are you thinking?"

"What I mean is that since they have already vomited, let the team take them around the Zhanjiang gathering place for a few more laps, so that they can experience more and get rid of the allergies!"

...

"Oh, so that's how it is. I misunderstood..." Hearing this, Zhao Gang's tone was a little embarrassed.

However, Li Kun had no intention of letting Zhao Gang go.

"Old Zhao, this is where you are wrong!"

"You are a great intellectual on the surface, but you are actually so sinister behind the scenes. How could you have such dangerous ideas?!"

"You, you, it turns out that people who read a lot are mean, and you, Old Zhao, are no exception! I didn't even think of such a mean method, but you actually thought of it?"

e=(?0?7o`*)))Alas~

At this point, Li Kun sighed pretentiously and said in a sarcastic tone:

"No matter how hard I try, I can never beat someone like you who is naturally gifted."

"you..."

"Okay, okay..." Zhang Gang opened his mouth, but in the end he couldn't think of anything to say in rebuttal, so he could only choose to remain silent...

It's simply turning the tables and blaming others!

..

The new recruits who were vomiting to death on the transport vehicles outside the city didn't know that because of the joke made by the two leaders on the city wall, more than 2 of them were dragged around in the pile of corpses for two more laps.

According to the characteristics of corpse odor, this smell will probably follow them for a long time...

But this is not what the commander-in-chief Li Kun cares about. Serving as a soldier in the apocalypse, who doesn’t have some corpse odor on his body?

In the Zhanjiang gathering place surrounded by millions of zombie corpses, many ordinary people can no longer smell the stench of the corpses because they have long been accustomed to it.

Now the entire gathering place is like being soaked in a pile of corpses, and a large number of the survivors who are too nervous even think that this is the smell of normal air...

In this regard, we can only say that human beings have an invincible ability to adapt.

...

An hour later, the convoy that had circled the Zhanjiang gathering place for several times like a greedy snake, finally made a 90-degree turn at the south gate and drove straight into the slowly opening door!

Buzz buzz buzz buzz~~

Seeing that they had finally escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, the leading Mengshi 3 armored assault vehicle convoy immediately stepped on the accelerator and roared as soon as it entered the gate tunnel, just like a group of huskies that had broken free from their reins, running happily towards the gathering place!

However, before the drivers could indulge themselves for long, the leading Mengshi 3 armored assault vehicle suddenly stepped on the brakes and slowed down urgently!

"My day!"

The driver of the car behind cursed angrily, and with his excellent driving skills and reaction time, he managed to stop the car under him from kissing the butt of the car in front.

Woohoo~

The driver, with cold sweat on his nose, lowered the window, pointed with his little hand, stretched out his head wearing a gas mask and started to curse:

"Wangzhuang, your mother..."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the sharp-eyed driver saw two colonels standing outside the end of the tunnel, so he quickly swallowed the words back.

Then the head shrank back faster than a turtle's glans.

nothing happened

..

?

Li Kun and Zhao Gang stood side by side outside the gate, ready to welcome the troops into the city.

"Lao Li? Did you hear any noise just now?"

Zhao Gang looked into the doorway with a suspicious look on his face. It was empty except for digital jungle camouflage military vehicles that were slowly driving out one after another.

"No sound? Maybe it's a speaker?"

"Isn't that right? Why did I hear about someone's mother?" Zhao Gang said in a firm tone.

...

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