From the Chaos to the Tomb Robbery

In the end, Mo Jiu and Zhang Qiling failed to travel to the West.

The main reason was that Jie Yin and Zhunti were so shameless that they broke the vision of Mo Jiu, the little Qilin.

"Wow... Heavenly Dao! Dao Ancestor! My Jie Yin (Zun Ti) is no longer alive!"

"I have no chance to obtain the living beings and immortal roots and spiritual treasures in the west. I am suffering! How can I live in the future?"

"I will just crash my head into Mount Xumi and die today, so I don't have to watch the West have no chance to see me!"

……

Mo Jiu stared blankly at the two old monks lying in front of him, rolling around in tears and snot.

He was so stunned that his pupils widened into a round shape. He turned his head woodenly and looked at Zhang Qiling.

At the same time, a rare hint of disbelief could be seen on Zhang Qiling's expressionless face.

"Brother, my last act of throwing tantrums was a hundred years ago, right?"

Zhang Qiling nodded.

Jie Yin Zhunti's body, which was rolling vigorously, stiffened slightly.

"I'm not even a fraction of their age. We all know that throwing tantrums and rolling around is not allowed when we grow up! They are old now, but they still do this. Shame on you..."

For a moment, Jie Yin Zhunti's old face turned red, and he didn't know whether to stop or not.

"They may have low IQs." Zhang Qiling said lightly.

Mo Jiu immediately changed his expression to sympathetic and looked at them. "So that's what it is. Then Xiao Jiu won't play with them anymore, lest my mental retardation be passed on to Xiao Jiu. Daddy called me a fool again!"

Jie Yin Zhunti's facial expression changed again and again, just like the Sichuan face-changing drama.

Go to hell with your idiocy, you are the idiot, your whole family is idiot.

"Rumble..."

A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and struck the two men accurately.

"what……"

Jie Yin and Zhunti were knocked to the ground and twitched all over, with their eyes rolled up.

Mo Jiu was so scared that he stepped back and grabbed Zhang Qiling's sleeve.

Jie Yin Zhunti wanted to cry now but couldn't even make a sound.

woo woo woo...

They were wrong and shouldn't have scolded Xiao Daozi's family.

Xiao Daozi’s family includes Tian Dao, right?

They admit that they are fools and mentally retarded, so stop it!

“No... not dead, right?” Mo Jiu looked up at the sky. There were millions of auspicious clouds. Why did his father suddenly get struck by lightning?

Are you in a bad mood? Do you want to vent?

Mo Jiu touched his little butt, and the two of them underground were quite resistant to being hit.

Dad, just hit them more and don't hit me later.

Zhang Qiling noticed that Mo Jiu secretly touched his butt, and he looked scared, with the corners of his mouth slightly pursed.

"It's just a superficial wound. They cursed their father in their hearts and got hit."

Mo Jiu's pupils widened again, "How dare you? You dare to scold my father, even Xiao Jiu can't scold Him."

Meaning: Curse if you can?

These words flashed through Jie Yin and Zhunti's mind, and with a bitter look on his face, he crawled up from the ground.

"Two Taoists, I would like to apologize to you for what happened last time on Mount Buzhou. Please let us go!" Jie Yin's face was extremely bitter.

"You should give gifts to apologize!" said Mo Jiu.

When Jie Yin Zhunti heard this, he cursed in his heart: Isn’t it enough that they let you snatch away their innate bitter bamboo and seven treasures wonderful tree?

But these two guys who change their attitudes according to the situation didn't dare to show it on their faces.

"Xiao Daozi! The West is poor! We are suffering..."

“We are suffering!”

Mo Jiu said the last sentence at the same time as them.

Jie Yin Zhunti's face froze, and it was not right to say or not to complain.

This little Taoist doesn't play by the rules!

Zhang Qiling raised his fist to slightly cover the corner of his lower lip, then pursed his lips lightly.

"What else do you have to say?" Mo Jiu smiled and turned his head to look at Jie Yin on the left and Zhunti on the right.

"I can recite the rest of the words too, let's say them together!"

Go ahead and say yours!

This little bastard was definitely not raised by heaven.

ah ah ah...

Oh, God! Please take your child away! Leave me a way out.

"Little Taoist, what kind of compensation do you want in order for you to resolve this cause and effect?" Jie Yin took a deep breath and asked.

"Ah? I don't lack anything!" Mo Jiu exclaimed.

I have everything I need, so why are you here? Zhunti asked in his heart.

"The West is barren and not as prosperous as the East. If you want to have fun, why not go back to the East? For example, the scenery on the Sun Star is pretty good."

Jie Yin muttered in his heart: Di Jun, oh Di Jun, you can't blame me for diverting trouble. You and I all offended this little Taoist priest. We can't let ourselves be in trouble. Are you guys okay?

"But I think the West has its advantages! It has a vast land and few people."

Is "vast land and sparse population" a good word? Zhunti was confused.

"Little Taoist, let's talk about how to resolve this cause and effect!" Jie Yin just wanted to get rid of these two little ancestors and send them to the West.

"I have everything you have, and you don't have everything I have. There's no way around it!"

Jie Yin Zhunti looked at Zhang Qiling for help, "Please be more polite, man!"