Zongman: I accidentally picked up a JK

Don’t you see a cat?

Mari followed Mingyou into the apartment with anticipation and trepidation, only to see an orange cat sleeping on Mingyou's bed.

“I haven’t slept at all!

No, there really is a cat?"

"Master Cat! I'm back." Mingyou greeted Master Cat, "I didn't leave you alone at home last night. I was accompanying my girlfriend. I was afraid you wouldn't believe me, so I brought her here."

Mr. Cat glanced at Mingyou and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

“You really despise me?

No, cats can understand Mingyou's words?"

Now is not the time to focus on this!

When she thought of the scene in her mind when she came here, Manri wanted to bite to death this man whose EQ sometimes dropped!

It was all Mingyou’s fault that she really became so vulgar and weird!

"That's not what I like! Men—"

"What's wrong, Miss? Why are you so angry?" Mingyou turned around, "Ah, Miss thought I brought you to the apartment because..."

"Shut up!" Manari was ashamed and angry, and stepped on Mingyou.

The slippers feel very soft, and Manari is wearing high-heeled sandals today and no socks.

The feeling of the tomato the day before yesterday...

With just one look, Zhenli understood what Mingyou, the pervert, was thinking, and pinched him again.

"Don't even think about getting a reward from me tonight!"

"Hey, hey, hey, don't. How about I let you see Mr. Cat? Mr. Cat is so handsome."

Mingyou's tone was like that of a child showing off to his elders, which was rare. This made Marie look at the cat master carefully.

"I didn't notice it just now, but this orange cat is too big, isn't it?"

More than twenty kilograms was Mingyou’s impression in the past, but in fact, Maoye has already exceeded 30 pounds.

"What's it called? Master Cat?"

"Yes. In Chinese it's 猫爷, and in Japanese it's something like '猫大爷'."

"It's not like I don't understand." Marisa squatted down and looked at the cat master who ignored her. "This name is quite domineering."

"Little girl, if you are not my partner, you have to call me "Cat Fairy" when you see me."

The cat is waiting for Zhenli to speak first. She is the elder, so why should she say hello first?

Mari always felt that this cat was a little unusual, as if it could understand their conversation.

Mingyou has grown up with it and is used to it. Manri is not as thick-skinned as Chaomei who worships Mingyou crazily and cannot ignore this peculiar orange cat.

"Mr. Cat." Mari called out.

She actually has no dislike or hate for small animals. But she loves them and her man likes them, so she finds them cute after seeing them for a long time.

"Meow." The cat responded and closed his eyes.

"This little girl is not as good as the one next to her, who knows how to offer sacrifices to me.

Forget it, we are family, so the fewer rules the better."

Mr. Cat also loves the whole person because of his love for the whole person.

"Mari, what did the cat say just now?"

"What did you say?" Manari looked up at Mingyou, "I don't understand a cat's meow...you!"

Everyone knows Mingyou’s intention, he wants himself to learn to meow like a cat!

“I really don’t understand!”

Mingyou's eyes were so determined that others would think they were real.

But Mani understood this seemingly prudish man too well, and he just wanted to see "Cat Lady".

Even Mr. Cat opened his eyes again and looked down on Mingyou.

"Lend me your courtesy?"

Forget it, my boy has grown up now and knows that flirting with girls is a good thing.

"If you keep talking tough, I'll make sure you never get tough again!"

"I understand." Mingyou quickly squatted down, hugged Zhenli with a smile, and watched the cat with her.

Don't worry about cat girls, bunny girls, or Manari, there are plenty of opportunities.

The eldest lady is just saying one thing and doing another, so she won't fail to satisfy him.

As for what animal Mingyou cosplayed as? Of course it was the eldest lady’s dog!

It's the kind of thing that's meant for fun, otherwise Tang Chengshun would beat him to death.

"How old is Mr. Cat?" Zhenli asked Mingyou while being hugged by him.

"Master Cat, ten... Damn, Master Cat, how old are you?"

Mingyou saw that Master Mao was this big when he was still a baby. It has been 19 years now, and Master Mao is still this big, or even a little bigger.

"How old are you, Master? How come you don't know your age like Master?"

The cat meowed and closed his eyes again without caring whether Mingyou could understand him or not.

"Haven't you learned that asking about age is taboo? And you're flirting with a young girl like that?"

"You've raised it for so long, and you didn't know?" Zhenli felt more and more that something was wrong with the cat.

"Master raised him. I don't know."

"Your master seems to be very powerful."

"Of course, does my master need to tell me?"

"Can you tell me your master's name?" Zhenli wanted to hear which sect it was from.

"It was inconvenient before, but now we're family, we'll have to meet sooner or later, so it doesn't matter if I tell you." Mingyou knew that this was why Zhenli asked him, "My master's name is... Damn! What's my master's name?"

It’s no wonder that Zhenli looks at him with confusion now. Mingyou himself even doubts his own brain.

The first time the master called himself "Luo Dao Ren" to him, he never said it again. Others have always respected Luo Dao Ren as Luo Xian Ren, and Ming You has never doubted this.

Maybe it's because he trusts him too much, he always calls him "Master, Master", no matter his real name. There is already a bond between them that is stronger than the relationship between master and disciple.

It can't be that Taoist Luo is really called Taoist Luo, just like the person who always calls himself "Jia Mou" but is actually called "Jia Mou", right?

I have to make a phone call quickly. I have embarrassed myself twice in front of my girlfriend today.

"Hey, Master, I want to ask you something!"

"As expected of you, man—"

Manari thought about it and felt that it was not surprising that Mingyou's master had such a situation. To put it bluntly, Taoist people are all weird.

She didn't disturb Mingyou from making a phone call and continued to watch Mr. Mao.

"I really want to touch it."

The cat's fur is far better than any work of art. It is so soft that the more you look at it, the more you want to touch it.

"Little girl, you are taking advantage of this boy."

The cat opened his eyes and patted the fur on his side with his paws.

"Is this for me to touch?"

Mari tentatively reached out her hand and stroked the clever orange cat.

"Master, are you busy?"

"If you have something to say, please tell me! How can people be so stupid? How did those graduate students combine several pieces of garbage into one garbage paper that they thought was not garbage?!"

"I'm revising my thesis, Master, calm down." Mingyou understood his master. His undergraduate thesis in his previous life was just a bunch of garbage put together. "I want to ask you something."

"ask!"

"Is there anything that we in the Dao sect cannot avoid saying names of?"

"There's a head. Didn't I ask you not to tell anyone your name?"

This is indeed not the case. Mingyou said that he wanted to tell Zhenli the name of his master but didn't know it.

"Just tell me, I didn't ask you to. Damn it! You can even hand this in? What have you learned every day? Keep talking."

It seems that the master is really angry and has a headache. It is not easy to lead graduate students.

"Then why didn't you tell me your name, Master? I always thought your name was taboo."

"Did you ask, kid?"

That's okay. Mingyou didn't ask out of respect.

"Ask now, ask now."

"Locco."

"So this is Master's name. I thought he would be called 'Luo Dao Ren', or 'Luo Xian Ren' as my father and others said."

"Which immortal is not immortal? Don't you know if you believe in science?"

"I know, I believe in science the most... Wait! Master, which word is 'science'?"

Mingyou seemed to realize a fact that would change his perception.

"Science, why are you so surprised?"

"Lokko, science..."

Depend on!

"Master, please tell me the truth. Is the science you have been asking me to believe in your science?"

"What bullshit, I didn't say that. I'm dead, this paper is giving me a headache."

Taoist Luo hung up the phone.

Mingyou felt like the sky was falling.

Although Taoist Luo said that he didn't say it, he didn't deny whether what Mingyou said was true or not!