The system has to be used even if it is pulled

The Jade Emperor, who was sitting in the center of the Lingxiao Palace, smiled and stroked his beard, saying, "Humph, you little Tathagata, you still want to pull strong men to your West? No way."

The old man who was drinking tea at the side smiled and said, "Your Majesty, I advise you not to have any thoughts about him. I think he is not inferior to me."

"What does Laojun mean?" The Jade Emperor was shocked, for he knew that Laojun was the benevolent corpse of Laozi.

"Nothing. The heavens are in chaos right now. Void Demon God? I'm afraid it's a demon. Your Majesty's strength is not enough to suppress this Void Demon God. And your Majesty has also seen that the West has suffered heavy losses this time."

"Then what should we do according to Laojun's opinion?"

"Your Majesty is very familiar with this routine. Just arrange him the same way as Monkey Head arranged it in the first place."

"Hahahahahaha!" The two couldn't help but laugh.

Soon, under the guidance of Taibai Jinxing, everyone entered the Lingxiao Palace and stood according to their positions.

"Thank you for your hard work, it took a lot of effort to catch this monkey."

The Jade Emperor's words hurt Tathagata's heart. It was indeed a huge expense. The top-grade innate spiritual treasure, the Heavenly Flower Wonderful Falling Flag, was gone, as was the eighth-grade golden lotus, which was comparable to a lower-grade spiritual treasure. In addition, he also took away a gourd of holy water of merit. One should know that the golden pool of merit only produces one drop of water a year.

"Greetings, Fellow Daoist Xukong. The three thousand gods and demons are indeed worthy of their reputation. Please take a seat over here." Laojun smiled and invited Zhao Yuanlang to sit next to him.

This made everyone in the hall even more horrified. Sitting next to Laojun, what does this mean? Laojun is the good corpse of the Supreme Saint, with the cultivation level of a sub-sage. This means that this person has at least the cultivation level of a sub-sage. Ah! This...

Li Jing, whose bloody body had just been carried back by Nezha, looked at Zhao Yuanlang sitting next to Laojun and fainted with "happiness".

Tathagata also felt bitter in his heart. One of the three thousand gods and demons, it turns out that you are a sub-sage. How dare you be so shameless to cheat me.

"Your Majesty, the monkey demon should be severely punished for causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace this time. Since the Heavenly Palace cannot kill it and Laojun cannot make it into an elixir, it is better to suppress it." Tathagata even did not forget to disgust the Jade Emperor and Laojun.

Although we have already agreed on how to deal with the monkey demon, you are still disgusting us. The Jade Emperor and Laojun seem a little helpless.

"Everything will be handled by the Buddha."

“In that case, let’s go!” A hole instantly appeared under Tathagata’s feet, and he threw the monkey down. Then Tathagata flipped his hand and suppressed the monkey with his palm, pushing it out of the Nantianmen. The monkey fell to the ground and turned into a huge Five Finger Mountain.

"That is very good, Amitabha. Very good, very good."

"Since the demon monkey has been subdued, why not hold a banquet to celebrate." The Jade Emperor looked at Tathagata and said with a smile, I have performed the show with you, so you have to show your appreciation.

"Very good, very good." Tathagata was slightly embarrassed.

As the gods of the Cloud Tribe went out to deliver the message, the gods soon gathered in the Yaochi Lake. Soon, the Four Emperors, Five Elders, Six Officials, Seven Yuans, Eight Poles, Nine Stars, Ten Cities and other gods arrived one after another, all looking at Zhao Yuanlang who was sitting next to Laojun and eating and drinking heartily in horror.

After a while, the Three Pure Ones also sent disciples to attend the banquet. Everyone looked down on Zhao Yuanlang for his poor table manners, but then they thought about the fact that he was sitting next to Laojun, a true second sage. Perhaps it was this unruly behavior that made him the second sage.

Tathagata, who was sitting opposite Zhao Yuanlang, chanted a Buddhist name: "Let's come up with a name today. How about calling it the Peace Heaven Conference?"

Tathagata is here to disgust the Jade Emperor and Taoism again, and the gods can only cheer with their noses held, because it was because the big boss, the Supreme Sage, owed the West karma.

Zhao Yuanlang didn't care about all this. After eating the peach in one hand, he picked up the dragon liver and phoenix marrow that was presented to him and started eating and drinking.

"This Void Demon God seems to be the reincarnation of a starving ghost." The gods below were talking about it.

Zhao Yuanlang was not angry. He looked at them with disdain and continued to eat and drink, pouring the fine wine in the bottle directly into his mouth.

The Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Laojun, Tathagata and other gods who were nearby looked at Zhao Yuanlang in amazement.

"Ahem! Fellow Daoist Xukong, I wonder where you are going this time when you leave the mountain?" The Jade Emperor hurriedly interrupted the discussion below.

"No, no, I didn't think so much when I went out to play." Zhao Yuanlang picked up a peach from the plate in front of Laojun and ate it.

Everyone looked at him like this, emmmm, they didn't know what to say, the Jade Emperor was a little angry, and after the Queen Mother beside him pulled him implicitly, he smiled and said, "I see that you are very capable and unrestrained, why don't you take a job in my heaven, the Great Emperor Dongtian Sanyou, to build an immortal palace on the east side of Yaochi, with two departments, one is the Quiet Department, and the other is the Peaceful Department. Both departments have immortal officials to support them. What do you think, Taoist?"

Zhao Yuanlang paused and looked at the Jade Emperor with amusement. He thought he was trying to fool him by treating him like a monkey. Never mind. He came here just to get benefits. It would be troublesome if he really became an official.

Just when the Jade Emperor saw the look in Zhao Yuanlang's eyes and thought that he was going to refuse and was about to offer another bargaining chip, he unexpectedly nodded.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor and Laojun raised their glasses happily. When the gods below saw that the big boss was raising his glass so happily, they all raised their glasses and drank.

The Queen Mother clapped her hands, and countless fairies appeared from both sides and began to dance. Zhao Yuanlang watched with great interest and found that they danced really well.

Just as everyone was toasting and eating to their heart's content, a patrolling spiritual officer ran in and said, "The demon monkey has awakened and poked its head out of the mountain."

"It's okay, it's okay, go!" Everyone saw the post in Tathagata's hand fly away from the Yaochi and land on the Five Finger Mountain. The monkey didn't move anymore and fainted from anger.

The banquet was very good and everyone left with great satisfaction. Even Zhao Yuanlang crossed his legs and lay on the purple-gray clouds, floating towards the new mansion built for him by the Jade Emperor.

Of course, Tathagata was worried about the monkey, so he appeared at the Five Fingers Mountain with Ananda and Kasyapa. A shining lotus seed fell into the mouth of the unconscious Sun Wukong. He summoned the mountain gods, the land gods, and the five Jiedis to look after the monkey. If the monkey was hungry, he would give him iron balls to eat; if the monkey was thirsty, he would give him melted copper juice to drink.

The gods gladly obeyed.

But Zhao Yuanlang was lying in the clouds, crossing his legs, when he suddenly heard a cry of surprise. He looked over and saw a burly man trying to stop a very beautiful fairy.

"You are so brave, Tianpeng, how dare you tease the Fairy Nishang." Zhao Yuanlang jumped down from the clouds and grabbed Tianpeng's collar by the back.

"Who dares to meddle in the affairs of Tianpeng! Ah! It's you! Great Emperor, please spare my life!" Tianpeng was furious and wanted to struggle free, but when he turned around, he saw it was Zhao Yuanlang. His hazy drunken eyes opened immediately and he became cowardly in an instant.

"Please let your Majesty make the decision." Fairy Nishang also knelt down in front of Zhao Yuanlang.

"This is not my responsibility. Fairy, go first."

Zhao Yuanlang’s words made the hopeful Fairy Nishang instantly depressed. She looked at Tianpeng hatefully, turned around and flew away.

"Your Majesty, please spare me! Your Majesty, please spare me!" Tianpeng knew how powerful Zhao Yuanlang was. He was a figure on par with Laojun.

"Okay, just let me pretend I didn't see this. It's easy, you know."

Tianpeng smiled bitterly and took out things from his arms. There were all kinds of things. He kept taking things out until Zhao Yuanlang told him to stop.

"Alright, alright, you are a great Marshal of the Heavenly Peng, the leader of the Four Saints of the North Pole, but you are just a bunch of rubbish. It's really shameful. Get out of here!"

Tianpeng wanted to curse, saying that they were all junk but you collected them so quickly. People who didn’t know were you the Extortion Emperor.

(I’d like to point out here that Chang’e is the name for all fairies in the Moon Palace, not just one individual.)