Siheyuan: I am so good that I became a god of war

Now Banggeng is sleeping in Jia Zhang's old bed, and no one disturbs him now.

Banggeng quietly came to the kitchen door of Liu Haizhong's house in the backyard. The kitchen was locked. Banggeng poked it a few times with wire and opened the lock.

Banggeng is not good at studying, but he is definitely talented in slipping through the door **.

After Banggeng entered, he saw a large clay pot on the table, filled with roasted chicken nuggets.

Of course, these chicken nuggets are only cooked to medium-rare because they will have to be cooked with potatoes tomorrow, so they cannot be fully cooked now.

Banggeng came in and found an iron spoon, and filled his bowl with chicken nuggets. When he came out, he put the bowl aside and locked the door quietly.

Bang Geng walked away quickly with the big bowl, and soon came to the gate, found a place to sit in the corner, and began to eat.

The big bowl of chicken nuggets weighed at least two pounds. Bang Geng ate about half a pound while shaking his head. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong with his stomach. He quickly put the big bowl on a stone next to him and hurried to the toilet.

You can't go to the toilet with a big bowl in your hand.

As soon as Banggeng left, Yan Bugui came out of the courtyard. He tiptoed and took the big bowl away.

Yan Bugui saw Banggeng when he passed by the front yard, but he just hid and watched secretly. Now that the opportunity came, Yan Bugui acted without hesitation.

"Old man, what are you doing?" Yang Yuzhen asked, half sitting up.

"Hehe, this must be from Liu Haizhong's family. Banggeng stole it and is chewing it in the corner outside." Yan Bugui said proudly, "The boy went to the toilet and I brought it back."

"Yeah, he didn't dare to say anything." Yang Yuzhen said happily: "Put it in the kitchen quickly, it will be enough for us to eat for several days."

"What are you thinking? We have to finish eating soon." Yan Bugui said hurriedly: "If we make it later, the fragrance will spread out and we will be in trouble!"

"That's right." Yang Yuzhen also figured it out: "Then go get those kids..."

"Don't shout. Do you think this thing came in glory? Don't make it public! Let's eat it quickly." Yan Bugui said hurriedly: "We have to throw this big bowl into the cesspool later. Otherwise, it will be troublesome if something goes wrong."

"Yes, yes, yes. I'll get up, put on my clothes and eat." Yang Yuzhen nodded.

Yan Bugui put the bowl of chicken on the worn-out desk and took out a half-bottle of Erguotou from under the desk. This was not diluted with water.

Yan Bugui and his wife ate like this without even turning on the lights. Fortunately, there was moonlight shining in from outside.

"It's not cooked enough!" Yang Yuzhen shook her head desperately. She held a chicken claw in her hand and shook her head desperately before she could bite the meat off.

"It's good enough to have something to eat, why do you have so many requests?" Yan Bugui drank a glass of wine and shook his head and said, "If I wasn't afraid of people finding out, I could cook it again."

"In this situation, this is the only way to eat it!"

Yan Bugui and his wife ate a big bowl of chicken nuggets in the dark.

"Tsk tsk, now it feels like being full." Yang Yuzhen burped and said happily.

"Yeah, you can't eat like this." Yan Bugui sighed, "I have to throw this big bowl into the pit. Ouch... my stomach hurts."

"I'm really unlucky enough to eat good food. I guess this thing is too greasy and my stomach can't take it." Yan Bugui said as he tore off two exercise books and slipped out with the big bowl.

In this era, people often don't have access to meat all year round, and it's common to have diarrhea if you eat too much oily food all of a sudden. Yan Bugui didn't take it to heart, and hurried to the toilet with a piece of paper.

The toilet was about two meters away from a courtyard wall. There was a manure pit here, and Yan Bugui threw the bowl into the pit, which was called destroying the body and covering up the traces.

After Yan Bugui threw the bowl into the pit, he felt that he couldn't hold his stomach any longer. He quickly took off his pants and went to relieve himself beside the pit.

The alley of the cesspool has a wall at one end and a door at the other end, but the door panel is missing.

The men's restroom was full, so many people came to the pit to relieve themselves. No women came here, especially in the middle of the night.

There were wooden boards covering the pit, but now they are gone. The pit is about four meters deep, and the inside is about one and a half meters deep, filled with a viscous semi-fluid.

Yan Bugui was sitting by the pit and relieving himself, and it was such a relief. When he felt that he was almost done, he wiped it with a piece of paper and prepared to leave. In his heart, he was glad that he was good at calculating, and he saved a piece of paper.

"You save a piece of paper, but you eat so many good things and poop them out, and the nutrients don't get absorbed. It's a big loss, and you just get a taste of it."

"But it's good this way. It will give my stomach some time to adjust. I can eat more at the banquet at Liu Haizhong's house tomorrow. I won't eat tomorrow morning, but will wait for lunch."

Who knew that just as he pulled up his pants, Yan Bugui's stomach started to growl again. "Oh no!" Yan Bugui quickly took off his pants and squatted down.

This time he squatted for about 20 minutes, and finally felt that he had defecated cleanly. Yan Bugui wiped it carefully, then stood up and pulled up his pants.

You have to know that after squatting for such a long time, his legs had lost all feeling. He was also dizzy from the diarrhea. As soon as he stood up, without even pulling up his pants, Yan Bugui fell into the pit like an old man planting a winter melon. His back was backwards, his head was down, and he fell into the pit.

With a "plop" sound, water splashed in the pit.

Yan Bugui fell headfirst. He swallowed several large mouthfuls of liquid. Fortunately, the buoyancy of this thick semi-fluid was quite good. Yan Bugui stood up straight despite being in a panic.

Yan Bugui was only about 1.65 meters tall. The pit was about 1.5 meters deep. Yan Bugui stood inside, with only his eyes and nose exposed. He stood on tiptoe and raised his head to expose his mouth. "Help, help!" Yan Bugui shouted desperately.

At this time, Yang Yuzhen also had a good poop at home. After finally feeling better, she took the toilet to empty it. It was supposed to be tomorrow morning, but there was a big thing in it, so it couldn't be left until tomorrow morning.

But just as she walked out of the door, she heard someone shouting for help. And the voice seemed to be Yan Bugui. Yang Yuzhen hurriedly followed the voice to the manure pit.

"Old Yan, Old Yan, is that you?" Yang Yuzhen asked anxiously.

"I fell into the pit, find someone to help me out quickly." Yan Bugui shouted.

"Okay, okay. I'll go call someone right away." Yang Yuzhen shouted.

Yang Yuzhen hurried home and woke Yan Jiefang up from his sleep.

"Mom, what are you doing?" Yan Jiefang looked dissatisfied: "I'm tired after a day's work, and you won't let me sleep..." "Get up quickly, your dad fell into the pit." Yang Yuzhen said anxiously.

"Fell into the pit? Climb out by yourself. Why are you yelling? I want to sleep..." Yan Jiefang was not in a hurry at all. He just wrapped the quilt tighter.

Yan Jiefang said he wanted to be a son-in-law. Now he has stolen the household registration book. He will go to get the marriage certificate tomorrow and will never come back. Even the household registration book and food ration book have been taken back. He will not come back.

So now Yan Bugui has fallen into the cesspool, what does it have to do with him?

"You... that's your dad. How can you not panic at all?" Yang Yuzhen said. Yang Yuzhen was filled with fear. How could Yan Jiefang become like this?

"I am his son? No!" Yan Jiefang said angrily, "He has been exploiting me! How can a father be like this? I don't care whether he lives or dies!"

"If you want me to save someone, give me ten dollars."

"You...you...wait for your dad to come up, you'll be in trouble...I have to beg you for help." Yang Yuzhen gritted her teeth and left quickly.

Yang Yuzhen came to the middle courtyard and knocked on the door of Yi Zhonghai's house. Now Yi Zhonghai was the only one she could find. "Third Aunt, what are you doing?" Yi Zhonghai asked.

Yang Yuzhen knocked on the door so loudly that lights were turned on in every household in the central courtyard.

"Uncle, help me! Our old Yan fell into the manure pit." Yang Yuzhen said crying.

"Ah, there are not many people in the toilet at night. Why did he run to the pit?" Yi Zhonghai frowned and said, "Okay, call a few more people, and I will... forget it, don't call anymore."

At this time, people from every household came out, and when they heard that Yan Bugui had fallen into the manure pit, some immediately ran to watch the excitement.

Yi Zhonghai came out with a rope. When I was in the front yard, I didn't see Yan Jiefang coming out. Yang Yuzhen was stunned for a moment, but she also thought that Yan Jiefang was just complaining. This was related to his father's life and death, he would definitely come out to save people.

Ding Weidong hadn't slept yet. He was lying on the bed, using a stone to exercise his telekinesis.

The training method is very simple, just use telekinesis to make the stone fly in the air. When the mental power is almost used up, you can go to sleep. The next day, the mental power will be restored and it will be strengthened a little bit.

Ding Weidong got dressed and saw Li Qingyu also came to the living room with clothes on. "Qingyu, go to bed." Ding Weidong said, "It seems that Yan Bugui fell into the manure pit." "I'll go over and take a look. You stay at home and look after Xiaoyuer."

Li Qingyu frowned and said, "Brother Dong, please stay away from it. That's not..." "Understood." Ding Weidong nodded and said, "I will definitely stay away from it."

Ding Weidong came to the pit and stood far away to look. He saw Yi Zhonghai standing beside the pit. Liu Haizhong was behind Yi Zhonghai, and there were several people behind him.

"Old Yan, grab the rope!" Yi Zhonghai threw the rope down. This was the time for Yi Zhonghai to establish his personality.

Yi Zhonghai has no choice but to do such things.

If Yi Zhonghai hadn't brought the rope, Liu Haizhong would have been the first one to stand. This was an opportunity to make a contribution. He would definitely be praised for saving a life.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s praise from the unit or the street.

Yan Bugui grabbed the rope at the bottom and started to pull it up. Under the bright moonlight, the people watching the excitement around could see Yan Bugui's embarrassed appearance clearly.

Yan Bugui's head was covered in yellow and black, with a piece of bloody paper on top of it, and his face looked as if it had been smeared with yellow mud.

Fortunately, the weather was so bad that the stench didn't spread far, otherwise it would be impossible to stand here.

Ding Weidong stood three meters away and saw Yan Bugui's head was about to pop out. He sent out a telekinesis and pressed down hard on Yan Bugui's body.