My days as a freeloader in the Zerg

The male father of the female insect had been bullied by the Zerg. In order to retaliate, he deliberately created illusions in some large venues to cause commotion. He also had the ability to hypnotize, so he always left before the female soldier arrived, leaving behind provocative notes.

Tang Lan didn't want to catch such a female insect at first, but later, the female insect seemed to have changed into a different insect. It no longer created harmless hallucinations, but hallucination hypnosis. The hypnotized insects would obey his orders and act accordingly. The hypnotized insects did not show any abnormal behavior and would not officially enter the hypnotic state until the release point left by the female insect was touched.

Just because of an illusion hypnosis incident, hundreds of female insects in Dixing attacked each other, resulting in heavy casualties. After many unsuccessful attempts to catch the insects, Dixing asked Tang Lan for help, and Tang Lan then went to capture the female insects.

Later, people from the Wuyu tribe came to plead for mercy, and Tang Lan finally understood why the female insect had changed so much in character. The female insect's male father had absorbed too much mental power inadvertently released by the Wuyu female, and as a result, he was deeply trapped in hallucinations and had become a plant insect.

He couldn't blame his female father and could only direct his resentment towards the Zerg.

Tang Lan was silent for a long time after knowing this. In fact, his female father almost killed his male father. If it weren’t for the help of Jiang Tian’s female father, his male father might have also…

After all, these are the shortcomings of their Zerg race, and each Zerg is different.

Since then, the mother-in-law has never been pregnant again, as he was afraid that something like this would happen again.

Tang Lan was eighteen years old when he heard about the story of the female father and the male father. It was also at that time that he began to resist the approach of male insects. It was not because he hated male insects, but because he was afraid that he would become like the female father. So he kept himself clean and never did anything inappropriate until he met Ming Chan.

Even if Jiang Tian didn't say it, Tang Lan would still be personally responsible for this female insect. He estimated the time and thought that he would be able to come back the day before the criminal arrived, so Jiang Tian didn't have to worry.

The handover affairs were complicated and Ming Chan could not help, so he went back. He was playing with the computer, but what he was thinking about was Tang Lan's age. He was 28 years old this year, which was not young in human terms. He should be able to match with Tang Lan, who was several dozen years older... right?

No! No! Ming Chan suddenly dismissed the idea in his mind. He was a bachelor, how could he give up so easily!

But... you have no money and no house, and it's very dangerous here. If you don't hold on to Tang Lan, you won't be able to survive at all, said a villain.

Another villain said, you should save more star coins while you are with him, then the sea will be wide enough for fish to swim and the sky will be high enough for birds to fly, and you can enjoy life freely again.

Well, Ming Chan slapped the two villains away with an expressionless face. He was really too selfish. Was he so despicable in his heart?

No! Ming Chan secretly clenched his fists. He must cheer up. Even if he has to spend Tang Lan's star coins, he has to spend less. From today on, he wants to make money on his own! !

But making money is easier said than done, and Mingchan doesn't have any incredible skills, nor does he have the system in the novel to help him. After thinking for a long time, he decided to pick up his previous skill - writing novels!

There are also literary works about the Zerg, most of which are about how female Zergs conquer the universe, how beautiful the male Zergs around them are, etc., which are comparable to the upgraded harem literature on Blue Star.

This type of novel is especially popular among female insects. After Ming Chan finished reading a book titled "After Conquering the Universe, All Male Insects Will Come to Lick Me", she looked up with a dull expression. Are all insects reading this kind of novel?

The plot is similar to the Blue Star Harem, but it focuses more on male insects. Have you ever seen a protagonist who lays one egg every two chapters? If the question wasn't too perverted, Ming Chan would have asked on the Star Network, is the reproduction method of the Zerg so fast and convenient?

Ming Chan closed the novel page unable to bear to look at it, and began to sort out his thoughts. Since all the Zerg stories were of this type, he would do the opposite and write from the perspective of a male Zerg. Although there wouldn't be many Zergs to read, a little bit would add up to a lot, and as long as the article was good enough, he would definitely attract some Zergs.

Mingchan started writing down his ideas and after developing an outline, he began to write.

There was no Blue Star keyboard on the Star Network, so Ming Chan chose voice input. In order to test it out first, he told a story about a little white cabbage and input it, then played it back and read it again. After making sure there was no problem, he started recording.

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Outside the house, Jiang Tian burst into tears after listening to Xiao Baicai's story. Although he looked like a fierce insect, he was a soft-hearted person and could not bear to hear such things.

Jiang Tian's eyes were filled with tears, and his voice was still tearful as he sobbed, "Is your male insect Xiao Baicai? He is so miserable!! You must... uh... treat him well!"

Tang Lan had a blank expression on his face, and even had the urge to hit the insect. However, had the little male insect been so miserable before? Should he be nicer to him? !

After listening to Xiao Baicai again, Jiang Tian was no longer able to hand over his official duties. He lay on the table, his shoulders twitching, and his tears as big as beans fell to the ground, and he actually cried out a small puddle!

Tang Lan crossed his arms across his chest, his face full of disgust. He deliberately moved away from Jiang Tian, ​​fearing that he would spit his snot on him.

Jiang Tian was crying so hard that he naturally didn't notice Tang Lan's expression. Suddenly, the sound of cicadas was heard in the house. Jiang Tian thought it was another tragic story and moved the tissue closer, ready to cry his heart out. Then he heard a story about a male insect marrying a female servant in the insect tribe.

The emotions that had been brewing were choked in his throat, unable to go up or down, making him feel extremely uncomfortable. After a long time, Jiang Tian raised his red and swollen eyes and said in a depressed tone, "...You should train the male insect well, Tang Lan."

Marrying a bunch of female servants is too bold a thought.