The end of the world is coming: My waiter is too Buddhist

Lin Xiaoxiao thought of the bodies of the star messengers on the giant ship. They were bodies made of metal, which were not human bodies at all, so they could not be called human beings at all.

If you want to fight those people, the best way is to drag them into the same battlefield and imprison them in human bodies as well!

Lin Xiaoxiao has no experience in fighting against aliens and cannot defeat them, but what if the opponent is also human?

If they are also human beings, can they still look down upon everything from a high position?

At this moment, Lin Xiaoxiao curled up an evil smile, because this method of turning the other party into a human being was equivalent to cutting off the source of the problem.

After possessing human bodies, they will become tired, painful, and weak, and they will no longer have the ability to subvert the world.

But the problem soon arose: how could she put the souls of the Star Messenger's visitors into human bodies? Where could she get so many human bodies for her to carry and use?

If the other party turns into a human and blends into the crowd and contacts the starry sky, will it attract more guys from the starry sky?

At once, many thoughts emerged in Lin Xiaoxiao's mind, and she felt like her brain was about to explode.

But the best thing about her is that she just lets go of things she can't figure out and doesn't think about them. After all, it's stupid to make things difficult for yourself.

Looking at the person on the bed, Lin Xiaoxiao grabbed him and said, "Let's go. Staying here is a waste of my medical expenses. Go out and work."

"Let me go, you pervert, let me go!"

Xue Laoba screamed all the way, but after being slapped a few times by Lin Xiaoxiao, he calmed down and followed Lin Xiaoxiao to tour the entire shelter.

After yesterday's cleanup, the area around the shelter has become much safer, so most people have returned to their normal lives today. Along the way, many people greeted Lin Xiaoxiao.

"Hello, Director. Please try some freshly picked fruit. Chef Yu said it can be eaten directly."

"Teacher Lin, look at how I've been training lately. Have my muscles gotten bigger? Feel them."

Lin Xiaoxiao was enthusiastically invited by the boys to touch their muscles and she readily agreed and made comments one by one, which made Ling Hao behind her exude an aura that kept strangers away.

Seeing that he was in a bad mood, Lin Xiaoxiao pushed him forward and said, "Unhappy? Then you can give some suggestions to your students. After all, you are a professional."

"Of course, I will definitely teach them well."

Forcing a warm smile, Ling Hao directed the boys to practice again. This time, the boys complained bitterly.

Regardless of Ling Hao, Lin Xiaoxiao walked towards the plantation, where various vegetables, fruits and melons were growing quietly. At this moment, many children were running and playing in the fields.

Lin Xiaoxiao dug out a few round sweet potatoes from the ground, found a place to start a fire and buried the sweet potatoes in the firewood pile. Half an hour later, a sweet fragrance came from the fire.

Lifting aside the ashes, Lin Xiaoxiao broke open the sweet potato to reveal the golden and sweet flesh. She casually took out half and handed it to Xue Laoba next to her.

"How's it going? Is it delicious?"

Looking at Xue Laoba's clumsy way of eating sweet potatoes, Lin Xiaoxiao asked with a smile.

"Hmm, it tastes sweet, I think I've eaten it somewhere before."

"Why, you Xingkong can't eat sweet potatoes?"

"Well, we have..."

Halfway through his words, Xue Laoba's chewing of the sweet potato suddenly stopped and he looked up at Lin Xiaoxiao in surprise.

"Don't be so nervous. You've eaten sweet potatoes before, so why not give them a try?"

Lin Xiaoxiao chewed the sweet potato leisurely, and seemed not to care at all that there was a so-called star messenger hidden in the body of Xue Laoba beside her.

Xue Laoba started to eat the sweet potato again, but this time his eyes were always fixed on Lin Xiaoxiao, which resulted in his face being covered in black and gray by the end of the meal.

Taking out a mirror from his pocket, Lin Xiaoxiao handed it to him: "Take a look, your face is full of dirt."

“It’s not beautiful.”

Xue Laoba touched his face and frowned, then subconsciously raised his hand to wipe the dirt. However, after rubbing for a long time, the area of ​​the dirt became larger, and he used more force.

hiss!

The pain made him stop his movements. The muscular man looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with tears in his eyes: "The human body is really troublesome, is there any way to wipe it off?"

"Why, are you planning to stop hiding so soon?"

Raising an eyebrow, Lin Xiaoxiao took out a handkerchief and handed it to him: "Are you not afraid that I will kill you?"

"You won't kill me. Even if you kill this body, I will not disappear. You can't kill me." After wiping it clumsily with a tissue, Xue Laoba dug out a sweet and soft sweet potato from the ashes and started to chew it, looking like a dog chewing a bone.

Click!

Lin Xiaoxiao pressed the shutter to record Xue Laoba eating sweet potatoes, and showed it to him after taking it: "How is it?"

"You humans are so boring. You are still playing with this outdated technological product."

Xue Laoba looked at him with disdain, and Lin Xiaoxiao slapped him on the back: "What are you talking about, this is called the interest of life, brainless starry sky garbage."

Xue Laoba, who was chewing on a sweet potato, groaned and covered his aching back: "It's not normal to be brainless. I'm not like you humans who are lowly and need a brain and a body to survive."

After hearing this explanation, Lin Xiaoxiao felt deeply powerless. Who could have known that one day there would really be a species that would consider it an honor to admit that they have no brains?

Without paying any attention to him, Lin Xiaoxiao put out the fire and got up to walk deeper into the planting area. Gradually, they heard the sound of roosters crowing.

Soon they felt the warm sunshine and saw endless grassland on the ground. Although they were indoors, they felt like they were on the prairie, and the poultry and livestock were raised freely in the grassland.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Xue Laoba deliberately raised his head: "What's so strange about this? It's not like I haven't seen it before. It's just the technology of the starry sky."

"You talk too much nonsense. Pick up the basket and come with me to collect eggs."

After handing the basket to Xue Laoba, Lin Xiaoxiao took the lead and walked towards the pasture. The abundant sunshine made her feel very good. When she saw many children running and playing in the pasture, her mood improved a lot.

"Ms. Lin, we are combing the calf's hair, do you want to join us?"

Some children invited Lin Xiaoxiao enthusiastically and she joined in without hesitation. Even Xue Laoba was led to the cow by one of the children.

"Uncle, are you in a bad mood? This is the candy my mother gave me. I'll give you half of it."

The child enthusiastically handed Xue Laoba half a candy. He took it and put it in his mouth without hesitation. The sweet taste made him squint his eyes with pleasure.

"Uncle, why are you unhappy?"

The child asked while combing the cow's hair, and Xue Laoba answered subconsciously: "Because I don't want to be a human. Humans are afraid of pain and easy to die, which is not good at all."

As a noble messenger of the starry sky, he deeply hated the weak human body, because this body would even pursue the pleasure of candy and food, what a low level of happiness.

Just when he was despising humans in his heart, the little kid who had been listening to him suddenly rushed over, hugged him and patted him gently: "Uncle, don't be sad. I will take you home later and let you taste the food my mother cooks. You will definitely be happy after eating it."

Feeling this unfamiliar temperature and the inexplicable emotions rising up, Xue Laoba patted the child in confusion: "Are all you humans so weird?"