Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.

Ding! "Friendly reminder to the host: This morning, the nine-ball goddess Pan Xiaoting will compete with the famous player Ye Sisi from 'Hubei Province' for the championship in the 'Jin Bolang Cup' Xiaguo Women's 9-ball Ranking Tournament held at the 'Haihai Billiards Leisure Plaza."

"Uh... Xiaoting's victory is such an important moment. It seems unreasonable for me, her boyfriend, not to go to the scene to cheer her on."

"Luckily, I have the ability to create unlimited clones, so I can only send one clone to the scene to cheer for Xiao Ting!

"After Xiaoting finishes the game, I will switch from my main body to my clone, and go back to the hotel with Xiaoting to take a nap, hehe..."

Thinking of this, Lin Lang couldn't wait to concentrate, snapped his fingers, consumed 500 points of mental power, and summoned an avatar that looked exactly like himself.

Following Lin Lang's instructions, clone No. 1 left Guan Tingmei's home and went to the Longhai Billiards Leisure Plaza, where he bought scalper tickets at a high price and watched the nine-ball game on the spot to cheer for Pan Xiaoting.

"Buzz..."

As soon as clone No. 1 Lin Lang went out, the main body Lin Lang's cell phone vibrated and rang.

Seeing that the caller ID was from his secretary Gu Ran, Lin Lang answered the phone: "Hello, good morning, beautiful secretary!"

Gu Ran replied during the call: "Boss, I'm not okay at all."

AI generates beautiful pictures of Gu Ran

Lin Lang asked with a smile: "What's wrong? Who made my beautiful secretary angry? I'll take care of him."

Unexpectedly, Gu Ran replied: "Who else can make me angry? It's you."

"Hey……"

"I didn't provoke you, I didn't offend you, how did I make you angry?"

Gu Ran said sadly during the call: "Boss, I told you a few days ago that Cai Yinong, the beautiful CEO of Tangren Film and Television, bought me a house, and you even persuaded me to accept it."

Lin Lang was puzzled after hearing this and said, "Yes, as my 'harem housekeeper', it's a good thing for you to get some benefits, isn't it?"

"That's a good thing, but Boss, why don't you go and accompany Cai Yinong?"

"Cai Yinong has been texting me these past few days. What has she been doing for you? I can't keep telling lies. Can't you take some time to comfort her lonely heart?"

After hearing this, Lin Lang smiled and said, "Hey, I thought it was something else. You sent a text message to Cai Yinong and told her that you canceled all my social events tonight and I'm staying over at her house tonight."

Gu Ran laughed during the call, "Great! Then it's settled, Boss."

Lin Lang replied speechlessly: "Okay, why do I feel like you've become a brothel owner? I'm working for you and receiving customers."

Gu Ran couldn't help but smiled and replied: "Boss, please understand me."

"As the saying goes, a man who eats someone's food should be grateful, and a man who takes someone's money should be grateful. I live in a big house that Cai Yinong bought for me, so I have to be worthy of her generosity."

"Boss, you can accompany any girlfriend you want. Besides, you haven't adjusted the prescription for Cai Yinong's asthma medicine for the week yet."

"It's just right that when you go to Cai Yinong's house tonight, you can bring her asthma medicine, hehe..."

After hearing this, Lin Lang replied: "Okay, if there is nothing else to report, I will hang up now."

"I'll hang up the boss later. Chu Yiren's assistant, Lina, sent me a message saying that Miss Chu hasn't seen you in the past few days and she's been upset. She gets mad at the company all the time and has even replaced several department managers."

"You don't have any official arrangements this afternoon, so can you go to the Truman Group and take a stroll to please Miss Chu? You can't ignore your girlfriend even if you ignore anyone else!"

"Boss, aren't you afraid that Chu Yiren will get angry and shovel away all your wild flowers, leaving you with only her as your own flower?"

Gu Ran couldn't help laughing during the call.

After hearing this, Lin Lang said sadly: "Okay, then I will listen to your arrangements as the 'harem housekeeper' and take time out in the afternoon to look through Chu Yiren's sign."

"Then I'll have to trouble you, Boss. Bye." Gu Ran hung up the phone with a wicked smile.

After hanging up the call, Lin Lang concentrated and snapped his fingers, summoning clone No. 2.

Following Lin Lang's mental instructions, clone No. 2 used the maximum level [Transformation] skill to disguise himself and turned into a middle-aged man. He left Guan Tingmei's house to buy Li Meng a birthday present, flowers, and some fresh vegetables.

This kind of time-wasting work on the runway should naturally be done by someone else.

"hiss……"

Lin Lang looked at the No. 2 clone who had left after disguising himself, and suddenly an evil thought popped into his mind.

What evil thoughts?

That is to send a clone with his own passport and fly to Singapore, which has a visa-free policy. After landing, he will disguise himself as a handsome guy who is not like himself and seduce the former "Second Master's Wife" Liu Rusi.

Anyway, Liu Rusi and her master Zhou Zhongdang have already broken up completely.

Don’t let the rich water go to outsiders!

The most important thing is that Liu Rusi is a very charming woman with a hot body. It's okay to try her secretly. Anyway, it will be done secretly and no one will know.

hey-hey……

When he thought of this, Lin Lang felt a little excited.

"Snapped……"

AI generates beautiful pictures of Liu Rusi, haha…

Lin Lang couldn't wait to snap his fingers and summon clone No. 3.

Clone No. 3 followed Lin Lang's mental instructions, took the passport in the shared personal space, blew a rogue whistle at the main body Lin Lang, and then hurried out to Hongqiao Airport.

Because Singapore was a visa-free country in 2000, as long as the clone Lin Lang could buy a plane ticket, he could easily get on the plane to Singapore to hook up with Liu Rusi.

Of course, such time-wasting and hard work as taking a long-distance flight has to be done by someone else.

After the clone Lin Lang picks up Liu Rusi in Singapore, the main body Lin Lang can switch to Singapore and directly enjoy the fruits of his previous success in flirting with girls.

Just thinking about it casually, Lin Lang's heartbeat quickened a little, and he weakly muttered to himself: "Hiss... Master won't blame me, right?"

"Hey... Master wouldn't know at all, why blame me?"

"Besides, Zhuang Jingxue is the master's wife that I respect. Liu Rusi is just a shitty master's wife. At most, she is just... a gold digger."

"Gold diggers are the easiest to pick up. Everything is fine once you have enough money. Hehe..."

Lin Lang cleared his throat, regained his serious look, concentrated again, snapped his fingers, and summoned clone No. 4.

Following Lin Lang's mental instructions, clone No. 4 went to Li Meng's study, turned on the computer and began to follow the system prompts to "plagiarize" and create the novel "The Legend of Zhen Huan". This novel is a big IP.

This kind of mechanical, boring and tiring work of copying and typing according to system prompts should naturally be done by the clone tool person.

Ding! "Friendly reminder to the host: This morning, Zhao Qiankun, the chairman of Taicheng Group, will undergo colon cancer surgery at the Second People's Hospital of the city. Zhao Lanshan, the daughter of a gangster, is worried that her father's surgery will fail. As she waits anxiously outside the operating room, she longs for the host to accompany her."

"Snapped……"

Lin Lang concentrated again and snapped his fingers, summoning clone No. 5.

Following Lin Lang's mental instructions, clone No. 5 disguised himself and put on a baseball cap, a black mask, and sunglasses. He left Guan Tingmei's home and went to the Second People's Hospital of the city to accompany the beautiful president Zhao Lanshan.

Afterwards, Lin Lang took a shower at Guan Tingmei's house and took out a set of clothes from his personal space to change into.

Lin Lang didn't want Li Meng to smell the lingering scent of Guan Tingmei's perfume on him.

Since signing in to the system and gaining the magical invisibility skill, Lin Lang has not really used it to have fun. He switched to the invisible form, unable to suppress his playfulness, and couldn't wait to go out and have some fun.

Lin Lang walked out of Guan Tingmei's apartment building in a casual and unrestrained manner, strolling leisurely in the community.

Before leaving the community, a shiny BMW car came into Lin Lang's sight.

There was a fat man sitting in the driver's seat of the BMW owner. He casually threw the empty Coke bottle out of the cab. With a "pop" sound, the Coke bottle rolled several times on the ground, which was particularly eye-catching.

"This is too unethical!"

Lin Lang's brows were instantly twisted into a knot, and the sense of justice in his heart suddenly surged up. He felt that he should punish the fat man for his uncivilized behavior of littering.

The system reminds you kindly: There are no surveillance cameras near this location.

Lin Lang stood not far away with a smirk on his face. He narrowed his eyes and directly triggered his mental superpower while in invisible state.

In an instant, there was a loud "bang", like a thunder exploding on the ground, and the front tire of the fat man's BMW exploded instantly, and rubber fragments flew everywhere.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

The fat man sitting in the car was frightened by the sudden loud noise and trembled all over. He rolled and crawled out of the car.

"Oh my god, why did the tire explode again?"

The obese man opened his legs wide, looking at the exploded left front tire, his face full of disbelief, his mouth opened so wide that an egg could fit in it.

Lin Lang, who was in invisible state, saw this scene and suppressed his smirk as he triggered his mind power again.

Before the fat man could recover from the shock, there was another loud bang, and the other front tire of the BMW exploded.

The huge impact force caused the car body to shake violently. The obese man was frightened so much that he jumped up and almost fell on his butt.

"What the fuck is going on?"

"What's going on?"

"How can a car tire explode on the spot?"

The fat man's voice was trembling. While shouting, he looked around panicky, as if trying to find the answer from his surroundings, but there was no one around except himself.

Lin Lang tried to hold back his laughter when he saw this, and his playful mood became even stronger. He once again triggered his telekinetic superpower, and his eyes sparkled with the light of success.

The fat man's voice was still echoing in the air when, with a "bang", the left rear tire of the BMW car did not escape the disaster and burst instantly, with rubber fragments flying everywhere.

Now, the entire BMW was completely tilted to one side, looking horrible and miserable.

The fat man was so frightened that his legs went limp and he sat down on the ground. His eyes were filled with fear and confusion, and he kept muttering, "What the hell is going on?"

"How can a car tire suddenly explode?"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, there was a "bang" and the other rear tire exploded. The car body tilted instantly and lay awkwardly on the side of the road.

"Fuck!"

"It really is a ghost. I am so scared to death!"

The obese man was so shocked by this strange scene that his scalp went numb. He took out his cell phone tremblingly and wanted to call for help, but his hands were shaking so much that he almost dropped the phone.

Lin Lang, who was in invisible form, stood not far away. Looking at the fat man's embarrassment, he almost couldn't help laughing out loud, triggering his mind superpower again.

The cell phone in the fat man's hand suddenly emitted smoke, and the battery and electronic components of the phone were directly burned.

"Fuck!"

The fat man was so frightened that he trembled and quickly threw away his smoking phone. He rolled and crawled away and said in panic: "It's too weird!"

"This is so fucking weird..."

"Oh shit!"

"Isn't it possible that I encountered a ghost in broad daylight?"

Seeing that the fat man was about to pee his pants with fear, Lin Lang put away his playful intention and left in big strides, leaving only the fat man who was littering, looking at his BMW car with four tires exploded for no reason, leaving a shadow on his life.