Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.
Chapter 437: The Scumbag
Lin Lang glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, which showed the words Aunt Mei.
If it were an ordinary scumbag, he would definitely try to hide it, but Lin Lang is the ceiling of scumbags, he is a scumbag openly.
"Xueman, let me answer the phone." Lin Lang pressed the answer button in front of Mu Xueman, and at the same time signaled to Mu Xueman with his eyes to wait a moment.
Mu Xuelan pretended to be calm, but in fact she was in a very complicated mood. She pricked up her ears to eavesdrop on Lin Lang's conversation.
"Hey~ Little Langni, are you getting impatient?"
In front of Mu Xuelan, Lin Lang called Guan Tingmei "little wild girl" on the phone, which stunned Mu Xuelan who was standing next to her.
"My dear, please bring a bottle of wine on your way here. After I got home and started cooking for you, I realized I forgot to buy wine." Guan Tingmei's coquettish voice came.
Lin Lang replied: "I have work to do in the afternoon, so I won't drink at lunch."
"Oh, okay. How long will it take you to get to my house?" Guan Tingmei was busy in the kitchen in a good mood.
Lin Lang replied during the call: "I'll be there when you finish cooking."
Before hanging up the phone, Guan Tingmei reminded him, "Be careful when driving on the road. I love you, my little baby!"
"OK, see you later!"
Lin Lang put down his phone and shrugged, looking at Mu Xueman and said, "Sorry, I called to urge me to go to lunch."
Mu Xueman felt a little disappointed, but she still forced a smile and said, "It's okay, go back quickly and don't make your girlfriend wait anxiously."
AI generates beautiful pictures of Mu Xueman
Lin Lang took the opportunity to joke: "Are you willing to let me go now?"
"Tsk~ You are not related to me, why should I be reluctant to let you go?" Mu Xuelan chuckled with pretended disdain.
"Haha, a woman who says one thing and thinks another." Lin Lang grinned.
Mu Xueman teased with a bad look: "You are about to go on a date with another woman, and you are still here flirting with me unscrupulously. You are really a scumbag!"
Lin Lang shamelessly replied: "If scumbags have ranks, what rank do you think I am?"
Mu Xueman looked at the handsome Lin Lang with contempt and sneered, "It's rare to find a man like you who is so open about being a scumbag. You must be a very high-level scumbag!"
Lin Lang looked at Mu Xueman with passionate eyes, "Do you think today's reunion is a sign that our story will continue?"
"Begin your ass!"
"Lin Lang, we are college classmates. I hope you can respect me and yourself at the same time. Don't let us end up not being lovers but friends."
After hearing this, Lin Lang replied with mysterious confidence: "Xue Man, I know a little bit about divination and metaphysics. I can read faces and subordinates. I can calculate with my fingers that you will give me a son in the future."
"Haha... Lin Lang, you made me laugh."
"We haven't even started dating yet, and you've predicted that I'll give you a son in the future. Are you trying to make a fool of yourself?" Mu Xuelan's smile was very healing.
When Mu Xuelan smiled, it seemed as if the whole world became beautiful, like a spring breeze, gently blowing across Lin Lang's heart, making him feel extremely comfortable and pleased.
"You don't believe it?"
"it is good!"
"Then let me take a look at your palm again to confirm whether my calculation is accurate." Lin Lang pulled up Mu Xuelan's left hand without saying anything and looked at it seriously.
"Uh... Lin Lang, are you taking this opportunity to take advantage of me and touch my hand?" Mu Xuelan's little face turned red all of a sudden.
Lin Lang replied seriously: "No! I'm not going to read your palm!"
Mu Xueman couldn't help but laugh and complained: "Don't think I don't understand. The traditional palmistry is that men read the left hand and women read the right hand. Girls read their palms by looking at the right hand!"
"You are holding my left hand and looking at it all over. Do you still dare to say that you are not taking advantage of me by touching my hand under the pretext of palm reading?"
"Uh... I'm sorry I was reading the palm of the beautiful school girl. I was a little excited and read the wrong hand, hehe..."
"Now let's change to looking at the palm of the right hand!"
Lin Lang pulled up Mu Xuelan's fair and soft right hand. Her slender jade fingers were long and slender, as tender as green onions, and felt great to the touch, making Lin Lang unable to let go.
AI generates beautiful pictures of Mu Xueman's delicate hands
Mu Xuelan's hands were as white as jade, smooth and delicate, without a single flaw. Her palms were soft and elastic, allowing Lin Lang to feel the beating and warmth of her life.
"Lin Lang, you boasted that you know a little bit about divination and metaphysics, but you read my palm wrongly. And you still dare to say that you didn't take the opportunity to touch my hand?"
Lin Lang carefully read Mu Xuelan's palm while gently stroking and spreading her left palm. He replied in a serious and taking advantage of her: "You don't understand this, do you?"
"Everyone says 'men wear left hands and women wear right hands', but in palmistry, the right hand represents innate fortune and the left hand represents acquired destiny. If you compare them together, you will know a person's destiny!"
"Before the age of thirty, the right hand is the main thing, and the left hand is the auxiliary. Look at the right hand and you will know your destiny."
"The so-called destiny is the trajectory of life and the direction of the future."
"The lines on the palm of your hand are crisscrossed and each has its own meaning. The life line, wisdom line and emotion line can all reflect a person's health, intelligence and emotional life."
"After the age of thirty, the left hand is the main thing to look at, and the right hand is secondary. By looking at the left hand, one can know the good and bad luck in the future."
"At this time, the destiny line shown on the left hand is a prediction of the future. Whether it is career, family, or physical health, you can infer something from the left hand."
After hearing this, Mu Xueman exclaimed: "Lin Lang, you sound very professional. Can you really read palms?"
"I am not talented, I know a little bit about everything, just a little bit!"
Mu Xuelan was held by Lin Lang's hand to read his palm. She smiled sweetly and said with great joy: "Lin Lang, we are college classmates. We spent four years in college together in the same class. How come I don't know that you know a little bit about everything?"
Lin Lang replied pretentiously: "A gentleman hides his ability and waits for the right time to act. He appears dull to others and sharp to himself."
This sentence Lin Lang said comes from "The Book of Changes·Xici Zhuan·Chapter 5". In simple terms, it means that I am awesome, but I won't show off everywhere. Instead, I will wait for the right time to show off.
After hearing this, Mu Xueman smiled and said, "Lin Lang, are you really hiding your true colors, or are you just pretending to be cool in front of an old classmate like me?"
Lin Lang gently stroked Mu Xueman's warm little hand and answered irrelevantly: "Your hands are so white, soft, tender and fragrant. I really want to kiss them!"
"Hey……"
"Lin Lang, you were just pretending to read my palm, but now you are touching my hand and swallowing your saliva. The fox's tail is exposed so quickly, right?"
"Cough cough..."
Lin Lang cleared his throat and replied in a serious tone, "I'm going to start showing off!"
"Ah...no!"
"I'm going to start reading the palms of our school beauty!"
Mu Xueman couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay! I'll just watch you act cool and see if you can tell the whole story from my palm."
Lin Lang looked at the lines on Mu Xueman's right palm seriously, and said through the system prompt: "The difference between your two hands is huge, which indicates that your innate fortune will have ups and downs. Before the age of 30, you will definitely have great fortune or disaster."
"Uh... Lin Lang, don't scare me!"
"I am living a good life now. I was admitted to graduate school in my senior year, and my first year of graduate school at the University of Finance and Economics will start in September. I just had a physical examination recently and I am in good health. How could such a disaster happen to me?"
"Xue Man, you don't have to be afraid now. I'm talking about your innate fortune before you turn thirty. If you don't suffer a calamity, you will surely become extremely wealthy and powerful."
"Oh?"
"Then tell me quickly, what great fortune and good things can come to me that can bring me wealth and honor before I turn thirty?" Mu Xuelan had a look of anticipation on her face, blinking her pure and lovely big eyes.
Lin Lang replied: "You will have a noble person appear in the near future. This person has the ability to determine good fortune and avoid disaster. He will bring a huge turning point in your life and help your life fortune soar. From now on, you will have no worries about food and clothing and enjoy wealth and glory."
"Lin Lang, what are you going to say next? My benefactor is far away in the sky but also right in front of me!" She narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Lin Lang with a smile.
Lin Lang pretended to be mysterious and replied: "The secret cannot be revealed."
"Tsk, all the charlatans use this saying that the secret of heaven cannot be revealed to fool people, so just continue talking!" Mu Xueman was skeptical.
Lin Lang held Mu Xuelan's fair and soft little hand, looked at her palm lines, and continued to speak in a pretentious manner.
"As long as you accept the help from noble people, you will no longer have to work hard for a living for the rest of your life, and you can pursue your hobbies and dreams to your heart's content."
“You can taste the best food in the world, wear the most gorgeous clothes, live in the most luxurious villa, and have everything you have ever desired, without any material worries or concerns.”
After hearing this, Mu Xueman couldn't help but smile and said, "According to what you said, how can there be any help from a noble person? It's as if I'm being kept by a noble person!"
"Even if you are really kept by someone, that is your fate."
"Because that's what your palm lines show. I'm just telling the truth!"
"Hey... Lin Lang, why do you make my fate sound so terrible?" Mu Xuelan glared at Lin Lang coquettishly.
Lin Lang replied seriously: "From ancient times to the present, the fate of beautiful women has always been rough. Haven't you heard that beautiful women have a tragic fate?"
"You have a good fortune. Don't be so ungrateful."
Mu Xueman raised her little face proudly and replied, "After all, I am also a master's student at the University of Finance and Economics in Changhai. As long as I study hard and successfully complete my studies, I can join any enterprise or institution in Changhai. After working for a few years, it won't be a problem for me to be promoted to a female section chief."
"Even if I can't become a director in the future, with my master's degree from the University of Finance and Economics, I can definitely become a female deputy director in the company."
"So, to sum up, I can live well with my own abilities and don't need to rely on a man to make a living. Why should I choose to be kept by someone?"
Mu Xuelan felt that her dignity was being trampled upon, and she gently shook off Lin Lang's hand with some displeasure.
Lin Lang shrugged and said, "Xue Man, you misunderstood."
"What I mean is that from your palm lines, I can see that you have a noble person to help you, and you will have good luck in the near future. I'm just reminding you that it's time to start to improve your luck."
"Lin Lang, you are not trying to tell me in a roundabout way that you want to support my nobleman, right?"
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