Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.
Chapter 346: Han Zaiyin's slender waist
Ma Yili pushed the door open and walked into the private room of the hotel. She saw Lin Lang and Han Zaiyin and asked with a smile, "What are you talking about? You look so happy?"
"We didn't talk about anything." Han Jae-in lowered his head with an unnatural expression and fiddled with the cutlery in his hands.
Lin Lang smiled nonchalantly and said, "Nothing, just chatting casually."
Ma Yili looked at Lin Lang, then at Han Zaiyin, and seemed to have noticed something. She said half-jokingly, "We didn't talk about anything. Zaiyin, why is your face red?"
"Uh… am I blushing?"
“It’s red!”
Han Zaiyin could only lie and say, "It's all Lin Lang's fault for not being serious. He just told a very dirty joke."
"Oh?"
"What a dirty joke, tell it again and let me hear if it's funny."
Han Zaiyin couldn't tell the story because she was lying, so she smiled and said, "This joke is too dirty, I can't tell it, let Lin Lang tell it to you!"
After hearing this, Ma Yili looked at Lin Lang with interest.
The system urgently prompted Lin Lang with a dirty joke. Lin Lang followed the system prompt and said, "There was a young couple who were eager to undress on their wedding night. After the husband saw his wife's snow-white body, he suddenly asked a question. Ma Yili, guess what the question was?"
"I can't guess, tell me?" Ma Yili picked up the water cup and took a sip.
"The husband said, 'It's strange, why don't you have mosaics here?' The wife was petrified instantly..."
"Haha...my husband must often secretly watch porn movies!" Ma Yili, who was drinking water, almost burst out laughing.
Han Zaiyin said with a smile: "Lin Lang, do you often watch porn movies?"
"No! Why would I look at that thing if I have nothing to do?" Lin Lang's expression was serious.
"Hehe..." Han Zaiyin covered his mouth and smiled evilly.
Then, the waiter started to serve the dishes. As soon as the six large and filling Northeastern dishes were served, the three of them were instantly overwhelmed and could not finish the food at all.
Han Zaiyin joked, "Ma Yili, the waiter said that the three of us couldn't finish four dishes, but you insisted on ordering six dishes for good luck. Now the pressure is on you. If you can't finish it, you can pack it up."
Ma Yili picked up the chopsticks and smiled sweetly: "I just want to make sure I don't neglect you and Lin Lang! Eat it quickly while it's hot!"
Lin Lang used a serving chopstick to pick up a piece of chicken stewed with mushrooms for Ma Yili and said, "Ma Yili, you are too thin. Eat more meat to make up for it. Slightly plump women are the best."
Ma Yili smiled sweetly after hearing this and said, "Thank you. It seems that I need to gain weight and become a plump, top-notch woman, hehe..."
Han Zaiyin saw Lin Lang picking up food for Ma Yili and teased with some jealousy: "People say that what you eat nourishes what you need. Lin Lang, you picked up a piece of chicken breast for Ma Yili. What do you want Ma Yili to nourish?"
Ma Yili said shyly: "Zaiyin, you are so annoying! What nonsense are you talking about?"
Lin Lang also picked up a piece of chicken stew for Han Zaiyin with his serving chopsticks, and said with a sly smile: "Then I'll also pick up a piece of chicken breast to help you with your health."
"Lin Lang, look at me, do I need to improve my figure with my own?" Han Zaiyin straightened her body in the dining chair, her proud figure ready to show off.
Lin Lang stared at Han Zaiyin's perfect body, and suddenly felt that the Northeastern specialty dishes on the table were not delicious. He replied jokingly, "Zaiyin, wasn't there an airport when you were in high school?"
"Why is it overgrown now?"
"Hey……"
"Lin Lang, who did you say had a flat chest when they were in high school?" Han Zaiyin rolled his eyes at Lin Lang embarrassedly.
Ma Yili ate chicken stewed with mushrooms and joked, "They say eating papaya can make your breasts bigger, but I didn't believe it before. Jae-in's favorite fruit is papaya, so I have to eat more papaya in the future."
"Hehe..." Han Jae-in laughed.
Lin Lang tasted the sauerkraut and blood sausage dish and praised it, "This dish is really the pride of the Northeast. The meat is thick and the soup is mellow. The sourness is refreshing and appetizing. A bite of the authentic Northeast blood sausage is so fragrant that it makes you dizzy. You should try it too, Zaiyin."
Han Zaiyin waved his hands and said, "NONONO, I am quite resistant to foods like blood sausage and blood tofu. They are too strong a taste for outsiders to tolerate. I can't eat them!"
Lin Lang picked up a piece of blood sausage with a serving chopstick and put it into Han Zaiyin's plate, saying, "Zaiyin, challenge yourself to eat blood sausage. I guarantee that you can defeat the blood sausage shadow. It's really delicious!"
Han Zaiyin frowned and said, "Lin Lang, you are so bad! Take the blood sausage away and eat it yourself!"
Ma Yili picked up a piece of blood sausage from the pig-killing dishes and said as she ate, "Northeastern blood sausage isn't considered a dark dish, right? I think it's quite delicious!"
Han Zaiyin saw that Ma Yili was eating happily, so he asked, "Doesn't it taste fishy? Doesn't it taste bloody?"
Ma Yili replied: "It doesn't taste fishy to me! Northeastern blood sausage tastes fresh and fragrant, smooth and delicate. In Northeastern dialect, it's called "a mouthful of it is so fragrant!"
"All right!"
"Then I'll give it a try and see what the Northeastern blood sausage tastes like." Han Zaiyin gritted his teeth and took a bite of the blood sausage among the pig-killing dishes.
"what?"
"It seems that Northeastern blood sausage tastes pretty good! It tastes much better than I imagined. It has a delicious combination of pig blood and spices. It's really not bad!"
Han Jae-in felt as if a new world had been opened to her. She picked up a piece of blood sausage from the pig-killing dish and it was so delicious that she couldn't stop eating it.
Lin Lang smiled and said, "The blood sausage in the pig-killing dish is the favorite of people in the Northeast. Your mother is a Korean from the Northeast, and in fact, your genes have some characteristics of Northeast girls."
Ma Yili said while eating Northeastern large rice noodles: "I read a report a few days ago, which said that the data showed that the total population of the three northeastern provinces accounted for 8.22% of the national population, and singers from the Northeast accounted for as much as 18.9% of the singers who performed on the Spring Festival Gala."
“It’s no exaggeration to say that half of the Chinese entertainment industry is made up of people from the Northeast.”
After hearing this, Lin Lang said: "The reason why people from Northeast China account for a high proportion in the entertainment industry is because of the regional cultural characteristics of the Northeast, the language advantage, and the Northeast people's talent in comedy and singing."
Ma Yili raised her glass with a smile and said, "Come on, I'll toast to Lin Lang with some juice to show my gratitude for releasing my online single!"
"Cheers..." Lin Lang and Han Zaiyin raised their glasses together, clinked glasses with Ma Yili and took a sip of orange juice.
Ma Yili asked, "Lin Lang, when can I listen to my online single "Girl Don't Cry" online?"
While eating the Northeastern fish stew, Lin Lang replied: "The Baidu Music MP3 trial listening and download promotion will be online in three days."
"I have scheduled the filming of your song's MV for tomorrow afternoon. I will personally do your makeup and styling, and star in the MV of your first single as a guest actor. Do you think my old classmate is considerate enough?"
Ma Yili's eyes lit up after hearing this, and she said happily, "Really?"
Lin Lang replied lovingly: "Of course it's true!"
"That's great! Lin Lang, I don't know how to thank you!" Ma Yili looked at Lin Lang emotionally, her adorable eyes were really amazing.
Lin Lang smiled and replied: "With our relationship, there's no need to say thank you or not!"
"Hehe..." Ma Yili smiled sweetly, and her two little canine teeth looked very cute.
Han Zaiyin felt that the butchered pig dish in her mouth was no longer fragrant, and she teased with a bit of jealousy: "Hey, hey~ I really want to know, what is the relationship between you two?"
Ma Yili replied: "We are classmates just like you!"
"Same as me?"
"Why do I feel that your relationship with Lin Lang seems to go beyond the friendship of classmates?"
Lin Lang replied innocently, "How could that be? Zai Yin, you're overthinking it."
"There's none?"
"Lin Lang, you just said that Ma Yili will be filming a music video tomorrow and you will be doing her makeup and styling yourself!"
"Zaiyin, when you shoot the online single "Hua Xin" that I created for you, I will also personally do your makeup and styling! What's the big deal?"
Han Zaiyin was surprised and asked, "Can you put makeup on girls?"
Lin Lang naturally couldn't answer that. He had just signed in to the system early this morning and acquired the maximum level [Master Styling] skill.
So, Lin Lang replied in a catchphrase: "I am not talented, I know a little bit about everything, and I only know a little bit about makeup and styling, that's all!"
"Wow!"
"Lin Lang, you are really an all-round expert! But are you sure you won't make the originally beautiful Ma Yili look like a pig?"
“That’s not necessarily true!”
"I might be so bad at this that I can even make Ma Yili look like a pig!" Lin Lang raised his eyebrows and grinned.
After hearing this, Ma Yili said weakly, "No way?"
"Lin Lang, are you planning to use me as a training ground? I want to know if you have ever done makeup for your son before?"
"No."
"Ma Yili, you are the first one. Aren't you honored?"
"Uh... I'm afraid I'm the first girl whose honor will be sacrificed after you put on makeup!" Ma Yili pouted.
"Hehe..." Han Zaiyin couldn't help laughing.
The atmosphere of lunch was very warm. The three old classmates teased, bickered, and exposed each other's shortcomings. The meal process was very pleasant. With the company of two beautiful classmates, Lin Lang could be said to be a feast for the eyes.
After eating and drinking, Ma Yili rushed to the hotel front desk to pay the bill.
At this moment, Lin Lang seized the opportunity. He quickly put his lips close to Han Zaiyin's cheek and kissed her gently.
Lin Lang's eyes were filled with a strong possessive desire, as if he wanted to devour Han Zaiyin whole. He wished he could execute Han Zaiyin right now.
Han Zaiyin showed a shy smile on her face, and she said coquettishly: "Lin Lang, why are you like this? Don't you miss any opportunity to take advantage of me?"
There was a hint of teasing and mockery in Han Jae-in's tone.
Lin Lang smiled slightly, with a sly look in his eyes. He hugged Han Zaiyin's slender waist tightly, feeling her warmth and softness.
"Zaiyin, you are so beautiful, I can't help but want to be close to you." Lin Lang's voice revealed a deep attachment and desire.
Han Zaiyin couldn't help but feel a ripple in her heart when she heard this. She gently broke free from Lin Lang's embrace and said angrily, "Okay, stop making trouble. Ma Yili came back after paying the bill. It would be so bad if she saw us!"
Lin Lang raised his eyebrows and smirked: "After lunch, shall we go to your house?"
Han Zaiyin blushed and replied knowingly, "What are you going to do at my house for?"
"Of course, we should do what we all love to do? Hehe..."
"I don't understand what you are saying! What is something we all love to do?" Han Zaiyin liked to see Lin Lang when he was anxious.
"What we all love to do is applaud. Don't you understand that we applaud for love?"
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