Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.
Chapter 327: Lin Lang, you scumbag!
Han Jae-in hid his inner confusion and complained: "You, a straight man, are acting cute and flirting. I'm not going to fall in love with you!"
Lin Lang laughed and said, "Okay! Who told me that I didn't graduate from the Shanghai Drama Academy? It seems that my acting skills can't compare with Ma Yili's!"
Ma Yili acted like a drama queen, imitating Lin Lang's coquettish manner, shaking Lin Lang's arm, blinking her eyes and looking into Lin Lang's eyes, and said in a delicate voice: "Oppa, wipe it, hey yo!"
"Uh..." Lin Lang's heart was moved. He no longer had any resistance to Ma Yili.
If Han Zaiyin had not been present, facing Ma Yili's coquettishness and flattery, Lin Lang would have wanted to execute her right on the spot.
Han Zaiyin found it funny to see Ma Yili imitating Lin Lang's coquettish look, but teased: "Ma Yili, you are not taking this opportunity to express your feelings to Lin Lang?"
After hearing this, Ma Yili quickly let go of Lin Lang's arm, squinted her eyes and smiled falsely: "No! How could it be? I was just imitating the girls in Korean dramas."
Lin Lang smiled at Ma Yili tenderly and lovingly, then pinched Ma Yili's cheek and said lovingly, "Little naughty girl!"
"Uh..." Ma Yili's little face turned red.
Han Zaiyin said speechlessly: "Lin Lang, what are you doing?"
"You just pinched my face, and now you're pinching Ma Yili's face, are you possessed by a pervert?"
"Or you can't control your lewd hands when you see a beautiful woman?" Han Zaiyin looked disdainful.
Lin Lang jokingly replied: "Didn't you just say that all female classmates are equal? I just pinched your face. If I don't pinch Ma Yili's face now, she will be jealous."
"Hey……"
Han Zaiyin said with disdain: "Lin Lang, you really treat everyone equally! If all our female classmates were here, would you pinch every female classmate's face?"
Lin Lang smiled and replied: "No, I only pinch the faces of pretty female classmates."
AI generates a picture of Han Jae-in
Han Zaiyin gave Lin Lang a nasty look, then looked at Ma Yili and said, "Ma Yili, did you hear that?"
"The current Lin Lang is no longer the pure boy he was in high school. He is almost a friend of women. You must learn to protect yourself and don't let Lin Lang take advantage of you."
Ma Yili took a deep breath and looked at Lin Lang with a very complicated look.
After hearing this, Lin Lang wiped the sweat off his forehead and said sadly, "No way, Zaiyin, I'm not as promiscuous as you say. Don't slander me in front of Ma Yili. You are destroying my perfect image in Ma Yili's mind."
Han Zaiyin half-jokingly said: "If you have any bad intentions, come to me. Don't hurt Ma Yili and let her down for the deep love she once had for you."
"Zaiyin, thank you!" Ma Yili was speechless.
Lin changed the subject and said, "Okay, okay! No more trouble."
"I just got into the habit of bickering with Zaiyin when I was in high school. Once I start bickering with Zaiyin, I can't stop. Now I'm going to start showing off!"
"Ah...no!"
"What I mean is that I'm going to start improvising a song for Zaiyin now." Lin Lang strummed the strings of the guitar.
"Lin Lang, when I was in high school, I didn't realize you liked to show off so much?" Han Zaiyin picked up the cup and drank water.
Lin Lang jokingly replied: "Every day I am either showing off or on my way to showing off. The three most important things for a man every day are making money, showing off, and sleeping with women!"
"puff……"
Han Zaiyin couldn't help but spray the water that she had drunk but had no time to swallow onto Lin Lang's face, wetting Lin Lang's shirt as well.
"Uh……"
Lin Lang wiped the water stains on his face and said speechlessly: "Han Zaiyin, do you want to give me a bath?"
"Haha..." Ma Yili couldn't stop laughing.
"Ha ha……"
Han Zaiyin wiped Lin Lang's face with a tissue and couldn't help laughing and said, "Lin Lang, you can't blame me for spraying water on your face. Don't you feel embarrassed to show off in front of acquaintances? I think you are so funny!"
"Han Zaiyin, I really admire you, Old Six."
Lin Lang deliberately showed off his figure, took off the shirt that was wet by Han Zaiyin, handed it to Ma Yili and said, "Please find a clothes hanger and help me hang it on the balcony to dry, thank you!"
After Ma Yili took the shirt, she rubbed Lin Lang's abdominal muscles and said with a grin, "Lin Lang, you have a great figure, and your abdominal muscles feel good!"
“Uh…Ma Yili, you are also a fool. You actually took advantage of me in front of Han Zaiyin.”
Han Zaiyin looked at Lin Lang, who was shirtless, with perfect chest muscles, abdominal muscles, broad shoulders, and a dog waist, and couldn't help but said with a quickened heartbeat: "Lin Lang, why are you taking off your clothes all of a sudden?"
Lin Lang shrugged and said, "You got my clothes wet, do you want me to wear them wet?"
Han Zaiyin smiled and covered her mouth, "Lin Lang, I think you want to take this opportunity to show off your body. You took off your shirt and showed off your chest and abdominal muscles in front of two lonely and cold single women. Is this really okay?"
Lin Lang jokingly replied: "I just can't bear to see the suffering of the world, so I'm giving you two single dogs some benefits. Otherwise, where would you go to feast your eyes?"
Han Zaiyin half-jokingly imitated Ma Yili, rubbed Lin Lang's abdominal muscles, and laughed: "Ma Yili is right, your abdominal muscles feel really good!"
"Uh...Zaiyin, why are you also imitating Ma Yili and taking advantage of me?"
"If you two keep taking advantage of me like this, I'm going to charge you."
Ma Yili joked, "Lin Lang, the 3 billion Chinese Yuan in your futures account, could it be that you were taken advantage of by the beautiful tycoon Chu Yiren, and earned it by selling your body to a gigolo?"
Lin Lang wiped his sweat and replied, "You can defile my body, but you can't insult my personality. Do you think I, Lin Lang, am a gigolo?"
Han Zaiyin said with a wicked smile: "I think he looks like him. Ma Yili, do you think Lin Lang looks like a pretty boy?"
Ma Yili couldn't help but laugh and replied, "I think he looks like you, too. Lin Lang, you built up your chest and abdominal muscles to be so big, isn't it to seduce women?"
Lin Lang was sweating profusely and said, "Hey...Ma Yili, why are you also imitating Han Zaiyin and making fun of me everywhere?"
Ma Yili stuck out her tongue and smiled sweetly, then walked towards the balcony with a playful step to hang a shirt for Lin Lang.
AI generates beautiful pictures of Ma Yili
Han Zaiyin was a little embarrassed to look directly at the shirtless Lin Lang, and complained: "Lin Lang, you are so mean! You know that Ma Yili and I don't have boyfriends, but you still show off your body to us. Do you want us to lose sleep at night?"
"When you were in high school, wasn't your nickname 'Love Insulator', which means you reject all male sexuality? Could it be that you also have a crush on a man?"
After hearing this, Han Zaiyin raised her little fist and punched Lin Lang in the chest, then said with a shy smile, "Lin Lang, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"How can you use the term 'a young girl's yearning for a man' to describe a girl?"
Lin Lang chuckled and said, "So, have you ever felt amorous and thought about men?"
"no!"
"Men only affect my inspiration for painting. Most importantly, none of you men are good. Humph..."
"Zaiyin, you can't just kill everyone with one blow!"
"how?"
"Lin Lang, you were having an ambiguous relationship with Chu Yiren and Zhou Mengyao, and the whole class saw it. Do you still want to defend yourself or defend your men?"
Lin Lang shrugged and said, "Sometimes, being too popular with women is also a kind of trouble."
"Forget it. I won't try to clear myself. But I am just one of the few gentlemen among men. There are still many good men in this world who are worth entrusting your life to."
"So, Zaiyin, you shouldn't be too negative about love. Women should marry themselves off at their most beautiful age. Do you understand?"
Ma Yili teased: "Lin Lang, your greatest strength is that you are not pretentious. At least you dare to admit that you are a scumbag."
"Tsk~ Lin Lang, stop pretending to be a love expert in front of me. If you men's words can be trusted, even sows can climb trees." Han Zaiyin looked disdainful.
Ma Yili smiled and said, "Zaiyin! Lin Lang said this for your own good. You are such an outstanding and artistic woman, you deserve to live a peaceful life with your beloved."
Han Zaiyin said self-deprecatingly, "A peaceful life with a good lover? The four great women of the Republic of China all had extraordinary backgrounds, but their endings were all very tragic. Have you heard of the idiom "beauty is short-lived, isn't it?"
Ma Yili replied: "But times have changed!"
Han Zaiyin shrugged and said, "Times have changed, and men nowadays have become worse, such as Lin Lang, a sea king who has slept with countless women."
"Hey……"
"Han Zaiyin, you are wrongly accusing me of this. Although I am more popular with women and even if I am a bit of a scumbag, you can't call me a sea king!"
"Lin Lang, aren't you the King of the Sea?" Han Zaiyin looked at Lin Lang with a scrutinizing gaze and a disdainful sneer on his face.
Lin Lang felt uncomfortable when Han Zaiyin looked at him. He felt as if Han Zaiyin saw through him. He felt extremely guilty, but his head shook like a rattle, refusing to admit that he was the Sea King.
Ma Yili asked tentatively, "Lin Lang, you have really become very capable! Tell me, do you cast a wide net, selectively catch fish, not feed, not reject, not stay away? Do you have a lot of ambiguous objects?"
Lin Lang wiped the sweat off his forehead and said weakly, "Ma Yili, don't let Zai Yin lead me. I am now focusing on my career. I am so busy starting three companies under my name that I am exhausted."
"Penguin and Baidu Internet companies are in the stage of crazy money-burning start-up. There are endless meetings and authorization documents to sign every day. How can I have so much free time to indulge in women?!"
After hearing this, Ma Yili believed Lin Lang's words very much. Being in love with someone is blind, so she believed whatever Lin Lang said.
Han Zaiyin looked at Lin Lang doubtfully and continued to tease, "Lin Lang, all the companies under your control are managed by executive presidents. Are you really that busy?"
"busy!"
Lin Lang replied seriously: "I'm very busy!"
Han Zaiyin said with obvious disbelief: "As a scumbag, shouldn't you say that you can't hold my heart, and stop saying that I'm fickle?"
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