Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.

The next afternoon.

丄Hai Penguin Internet Co., Ltd.

Lin Lang was sitting in the chairman's office, chatting passionately with Chu Yiren on QQ on his laptop.

In the version of QQ back then, coughing was the notification sound for adding a friend, and knocking on the door was the notification sound for a friend coming online.

Lin Lang used an early version of QQ to chat with Chu Yiren, and it felt like he was in another world.

It is worth mentioning that Ma Huateng’s QQ number is.

Lin Lang is indeed a nobody, his QQ number is actually .

Don’t ask why Lin Lang’s QQ number is not one, because this QQ number was also used by Ma Huateng, who was the first to get it because he was close to the water.

"Ding Di..." QQ's very old-fashioned early message notification.

Chu Yiren: [My dear, I miss you! Muah! ]

Lin Lang: [Sister Yiren, I miss you too! (_-)]

Chu Yiren: [Should we have Japanese food or French food tonight? ]

Lin Lang was just about to reply, "Eat whatever you want," when he suddenly received a system notification in his mind.

Ding: The universal entry system prompts: "Friendly reminder to the host, today is Miss Zhou Mengyao's birthday!"

Lin Lang slapped his forehead and said in a daze: "Hey... Fortunately, the system reminded me, otherwise I would have forgotten Mengyao's birthday."

So, Lin Lang replied on QQ: [I’m sorry, sister Yiren, I’m busy with work all day today and I really can’t spare the time to have dinner with you! ]

Chu Yiren: [Okay! Take care of yourself and don’t get too tired~]

Lin Lang: [?Love you~]

Chu Yiren: [?metoo! ]

After Lin Lang closed the QQ chat page, the system prompt came to his mind again.

"Ding! A new week has begun. Host, would you like to do the weekly system sign-in now?"

Lin Lang's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he replied expectantly: "Then don't control it. I really want to know what kind of awesome supernatural power I can sign in this week. Sign in to the system immediately!"

Ding! The weekly system sign-in is successful. Congratulations to the host for receiving the seven-day system sign-in reward...

Sign-in Reward 1: The full-level [Top Motorcycle Racer] skill has been activated. The host currently has the motorcycle racing skills of a male motorcycle racer ranked among the top three in the world.

"Ness!"

"After I have the max-level [Top Motorcycle Racer] skill, I can race with Mengyao!"

"Wuhu~"

"It's so cool to think about a young couple racing together..."

Sign-in Reward 1: "The full-level [Drifting] skill has been activated. The host currently has the full-level proficiency in car drifting and racing. He can skillfully drive all kinds of cars, including F cars. The car god of Akina Mountain is not as fast as the host."

"Brilliant!"

"I don't even need a body double when I'm filming The Fast and the Furious right now. I just need to look good!"

"Drifting in a Ferrari with one hand is so exciting!"

Sign-in Reward 3: "The full-level [Top Cooking Skills of Eight Major Cuisine] skill has been activated. The host currently possesses the top skills of the national cuisine chef. He can fry, stir-fry, cook, deep-fry, boil, roast, steam, stew, simmer, stew, roast, braising, pickling, and mixing. He is proficient in everything. His cooking skills are invincible, awesome Kras!"

PS: The eight major cuisines are the collective name for Shandong cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Jiangsu cuisine, Fujian cuisine, Zhejiang cuisine, Hunan cuisine and Anhui cuisine. They basically encompass the essence of ancient Chinese food civilization and can fully represent the extensive and colorful food civilization of the Chinese nation.

"Fuck!"

"Maximum level [Top cooking skills of eight cuisines] skill? This is possible!"

"Brilliant!"

"Before I knew it, I've become a cooking god. The weekly system sign-in rewards for the upgraded 2.0 version are simply too good to be true!"

"I don't have to do anything. I can easily sign in to the system every week. It won't take long for me to become an all-round master!"

"Love it, love it!" Lin Lang clenched his fists excitedly.

Sign-in Reward 4: "[Super Night Vision] active skill has been activated. The host has super night vision without the need for night vision goggles. From now on, the night is as bright as day, and there is no fear of any dark environment."

"Ness!"

"The [Super Night Vision] skill can be turned on and off at will. I can even turn off the night vision when I want to sleep. It's so awesome!"

"With the [Super Night Vision] skill, I can really save electricity! I don't even need to turn on the lights when I'm at home at night, hahahaha..."

"I don't need this little bit of electricity. I hope the [Super Night Vision] skill can save my life at some critical moment!"

"It's a free skill after signing in, why not miss it?"

Sign-in Reward 5: "[Superb Breath-holding] Anaerobic survival skill has been activated. The host now has the superb anaerobic survival skill and can survive without obstacles in an anaerobic environment, such as the deep sea or a vacuum anaerobic environment."

"Fuck!"

"I activated the [Superb Breath Holding] active skill. I can actually survive in an oxygen-free environment. Isn't this against the will of heaven?"

"I can survive without breathing. Do I really want to be an astronaut?"

"This is really a little cow playing with firecrackers, so cool!"

Lin Lang couldn't sit still in his chair anymore. He jumped up with excitement, almost beyond words.

Why is Lin Lang so excited?

Because ordinary humans can only survive 3 to 5 minutes in an oxygen-free environment.

Oxygen is the basic condition for human survival. Without oxygen, human life can only last for a short time.

This is because the human body cannot produce or store oxygen, and must continuously obtain oxygen from the external environment to maintain life.

The human brain is very sensitive to hypoxia, and 4 to 5 minutes of hypoxia can cause irreversible death.

After acquiring the anaerobic survival skill of [Super Breath Holding], coupled with the [Super Self-Healing] skill and [Vajra Body] skill he already possessed, it is now difficult for Lin Lang to die!

Sign-in Reward 6: "【Violin Master】Skill. The host's current violin playing level has ranked among the top three violinists in the world, and his peak violin skills are unparalleled."

"Cow, ah, ah!"

"I have a soft spot for musical skills!"

"Boys who can play the violin are so handsome!"

Lin Lang reflexively thought of the scene in the idol drama "Meteor Garden" where Hua Ze Lei played the violin. Handsome guys who can play the violin are really popular with girls!

At this moment, Lin Lang didn't want to recite a poem, but wanted to buy a violin and play a song to show off.

“It’s true that having many skills is always a blessing!”

"Just thinking about it makes me feel that it's very cool. As long as it's a skill that can show off, I like it!"

Sign-in Reward 7: "The passive skill [Super Hearing] has been activated. The host has now become not only a super hearer, but also a bat-like echolocation ability. He is truly a master of hearing."

Lin Lang had just activated the passive skill [Super Hearing] when he heard the "tapping" sound of high heels walking. He echo-located the other party and found that she had walked to the door of his office.

Secretary Gu Ran, who was outside the door, holding a cup of coffee, was about to knock on the door politely when he heard Lin Lang in the office say "Come in!"

Gu Ran pushed the door and walked into the chairman's office, and asked in surprise: "Boss, how did you know I was going to knock on the door?"

Lin Lang sat in the boss chair, looking at Gu Ran, who was wearing stockings, a hip skirt, and an OL secretary suit, and replied: "Because I not only heard your footsteps, but also heard the sound of you raising your hand to knock on the door."

"Uh……"

Gu Ran placed the coffee on the desk in front of Lin Lang and asked in surprise, "No way, Boss?"

"You might be able to hear the sound of high heels walking, but when I raised my hand to knock on the door, there was basically no sound. Boss, how did you hear it?"

Lin Lang pretended to be mysterious and replied: "I can still hear women in four rooms in the Home Inn across the street making indescribable noises. Their noises are annoying me, so I had to selectively block out their indescribable noises."

After hearing this, Gu Ran wiped the sweat off his forehead and replied in disbelief: "Is this true? Boss, are you kidding me?"

Lin Lang did not answer, but answered the question irrelevantly: "Don't say bad things about me in the company secretly, be careful that I may hear it~"

"Uh... I don't dare!"

"wrong!"

"No, I won't!"

"Boss is so good to me, how could I say bad things about him behind his back?!"

Gu Ran turned around beautifully, showing off her pink high heels, flesh-colored stockings, white hip skirt and light pink shirt, and asked with a smile, "Boss, do I look pretty in this secretary outfit today?"

Lin Lang looked at Gu Ran, who was beautiful and charming, and said sadly, "She is very pretty, but are you sure you are here to work, not to seduce the boss?"

Gu Ran smiled and replied, "Boss, you gave me a bank card yesterday and asked me to buy some decent secretary uniforms. I listened to you and went shopping in the mall for the whole afternoon!"

"Of course I have to show you, Boss, whether this money is worth spending!"

Lin Lang looked at the youthful, plump, charming and beautiful Gu Ran, took a sip of coffee, and then replied: "It's worth it! It's really prestigious to bring such a beautiful secretary out."

"Hehe..." Gu Ran smiled playfully.

Then, Lin Lang ordered: "Today is Zhou Mengyao's birthday. Go and order a bouquet of roses for me, and a double-layer mousse birthday cake. Have them delivered to Zhou's villa before 5:30 pm."

After hearing this, Gu Ran asked, "Boss, should we order red roses, white roses, or pink roses for Miss Zhou?"

Lin Lang asked: "Is there any difference if I don't give flowers to girls?"

Gu Ran replied: "Red roses represent passion, chastity and passionate love. White roses represent pure love. Pink roses represent special love."

After hearing this, Lin Lang replied, "Actually, Mengyao likes white, but giving white roses for her birthday seems a bit unlucky, so let's give her pink roses!"

"Okay, Boss. Are 99 pink roses OK for Miss Zhou?"

Lin Lang smiled and replied with one word, "Okay!"

"If the boss doesn't have any other instructions, I'll go order flowers and a birthday cake right now."

Lin Lang took a sip of coffee and then asked, "What birthday gift do you girls want to receive the most?"

Gu Ran replied: "Of course, every girl wants different birthday gifts. Miss Zhou was born into a famous family. Naturally, she has everything she needs."

"I guess Miss Zhou has a girlish heart. She would like to take photo stickers, ride the carousel at the amusement park, ride the pirate ship, etc. BOSS takes Miss Zhou to relive her childhood as a little princess. She will be very happy!"

Lin Lang snapped his fingers and replied with a smile: "Nice! You gave me a good inspiration. After the birthday dinner, I will take Mengyao to the arcade to grab dolls and play video games!"

Gu Ran narrowed her eyes and smiled sweetly: "Boss, my birthday will also be coming up in a few days. Can you celebrate it with me?"