Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.

Chu Yiren didn't even look back and continued to walk forward. Lin Lang quickly chased after her, blocked her way, and said pitifully: "Sister Yiren, don't be angry! Let's have lunch together at noon. I'll treat you to a delicious meal to make amends, okay?"

As Lin Lang spoke, he carefully observed Chu Yiren's expression, like a child who had made a mistake.

Chu Yiren stopped and looked at Lin Lang, who was pretending to be pitiful and cute, and replied unhappily: "No, thank you!"

After saying that, Chu Yiren prepared to turn around and leave.

Seeing this, Lin Lang became anxious and grabbed Chu Yiren's soft and delicate hand, and said anxiously: "Sister Yiren, how about I take you to taste the food in our Penguin headquarters cafeteria at noon? How does it taste?"

Lin Lang's eyes were sincere and earnest.

Chu Yiren looked down at the hand that Lin Lang was holding, frowned slightly, broke free from Lin Lang's hand and replied: "Forget about lunch, I'm afraid I don't even need to eat dinner. I'm so angry with you and Zhou Mengyao."

"Uh..." Lin Lang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

Chu Yiren's eyes were full of affection and she gave Lin Lang a complicated look. Then she walked away with a powerful aura, stepping on her high heels and making noisy steps.

Lin Lang looked at Chu Yiren's back as she left in anger, shrugged uncomfortably, and sat back in his chairman's office chair.

"Click..."

Lin Lang used a Zippo lighter to light a cigarette and smoked it in boredom.

"Dong dong..."

"Enter!"

Gu Ran held a cup of coffee and pushed the door into the chairman's office.

Seeing Lin Lang frowning, smoking with an unhappy look on his face, and pressing his temples with his fingers, Gu Ran put the coffee on the desk and said obediently: "Boss, are you feeling unwell?"

Lin Lang replied with smoke coming out of his mouth: "Things are happening one after another, I'm so angry that I have a migraine!"

"Shall I give you a head massage?" Gu Ran walked behind Lin Lang's office chair and began to gently massage Lin Lang's head.

Gu Ran's gentle little hands seemed to have magical powers, and they took away Lin Lang's head discomfort during the massage.

Lin Lang put out the cigarette between his fingers, closed his eyes and enjoyed Gu Ran's massage, feeling annoyed and sighing unconsciously.

Gu Ran said cautiously, "Boss, I'm asking something I shouldn't ask. You knew that if Miss Zhou and Director Chu cut the ribbon together, there might be a love triangle, so why didn't you prevent them from meeting?"

Lin Lang closed his eyes and replied: "The truth cannot be hidden!"

"Now that I am innocent with both of them and have not had any physical contact, even if the love triangle is exposed and I am passive, I will not be nailed to the pillar of shame of a scumbag."

"Anyway, I've given them the choice. They refuse to break up with a scumbag like me. What can I do?"

While massaging Lin Lang's head, Gu Ran couldn't help but laugh and said, "Boss, it turns out that being rich and handsome really allows you to do whatever you want. I've learned a lot on my first day as the company secretary! Hehehe..."

"Hey……"

Lin Lang said sadly, "I'm so annoyed, and you're still trying to laugh. Chu Yiren and Zhou Mengyao almost tore me apart, but you're so excited. Are you gloating over their misfortune?"

"No no!"

Gu Ran hurriedly denied: "Boss, how dare I? Hehe..."

"Don't think I don't know that you've been standing outside the office door and eavesdropping. Is it really okay for you to gossip about your boss's private life like this?"

"Uh……"

Gu Ran said coquettishly: "Boss, I was wrong! Next time I won't dare to eavesdrop again."

"It's fine if you eavesdrop, but you have signed a confidentiality agreement. You are not allowed to tell anyone about the boss's secrets. Do you have the basic professional ethics of a secretary to the board of directors?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Must have!"

Gu Ran really wanted to ask his boss Lin Lang, between the two stunning beauties, Chu Yiren and Zhou Mengyao, which one should be the boss's wife?

But when Gu Ran thought of her sister Gu Rou, who had told her in the morning to listen more and talk less, and that talking too much would lead to mistakes, she kept it in her heart and didn't dare to ask.

So, while Gu Ran gently massaged Lin Lang's head, he said enviously: "It's great to be a man. When you are proud, you can hug women left and right, and when you are frustrated, you can wander around the world!"

After hearing this, Lin Lang slowly opened his bright eyes and chuckled, "Can you wander around the world when you are frustrated?"

"The so-called wandering around the world means traveling all over the world for a few pieces of silver, three meals and a place to stay. When you are happy, you scold the security guards. When you are sad, you stop the owners."

Gu Ran chuckled and said, "Boss, you are so humorous!"

Lin Lang said self-deprecatingly: "Don't look at me as a well-known person now. When I was in college, I was a poor student whose parents had both passed away. I only ate rice worth one dollar and a spoonful of vegetables for every meal."

"I will never forget this in my life. Only when people are poor and humble can they see many realities that they could not see before."

"Boss, do you mean that only those who endure the most hardships can become the best?"

"Wrong! Praising suffering is more vicious than suffering itself. All those who praise suffering deserve to die! Wealth comes from fortune-telling, not from hard work; profit comes from status, not from hard work."

"The saying 'God rewards hard work' is the biggest lie in the world." Lin Lang said with disdain.

Gu Ran was surprised after hearing this and said, "Many people live a mediocre life and may not understand the meaning of what you just said. Boss, you are really not simple!"

"But Boss, you are so young, how did you manage to see through the essence of society and life and have such rich experience?"

Lin Lang naturally couldn't answer. He was a time traveler who had lived a new life. He could only pretend to be profound and said, "Men grow up in frustration and grievances."

"You women are still the best. When you are happy, you can wear beautiful clothes. When you are frustrated, you can be pampered. You always have a way out, right?"

After hearing this, Gu Ran said, "Boss, what you mean is that this is the last resort for us women. We can still get married and have children, but it's easy to get priceless treasures, but it's hard to find a true lover!"

"Even Miss Zhou and Miss Chu, who have distinguished backgrounds, wealth, fame, family background, and are loved by everyone, and have almost a perfect life and everything, can't escape the emotional distress and are deeply attracted to you, Boss, and can't extricate themselves!"

Lin Lang curled his lips and shrugged, "It's a pity that they fell in love with a bad man like me. It's true that women don't love bad men! Gu Ran, you must also think that I am a promiscuous man, right?"

"Uh……"

Gu Ran replied sweetly: "Boss, you are my boss, how dare I say you are promiscuous?! Boss, you are romantic, uninhibited and love freedom!"

After hearing this, Lin Lang took a sip of the coffee on his desk and said with a smile: "Flattering is not our company's corporate culture."

"Hehe..." Gu Ran smiled playfully.

Lin Lang continued: "Okay! Thank you for giving me a head massage. I feel much more refreshed now."

Gu Ran smiled and replied: "This is what I should do. I have to work hard to keep this well-paid job as the secretary of the board of directors~ Hehe..."

Lin Lang took out a bank card from the drawer of his desk and threw it on the table.

"Uh... what does this mean, Boss?"

Lin Lang replied arrogantly: "When you are the chairman's secretary, you have to dress decently. There is 6 yuan in this card, and the password is 8 eights. Go buy a few high-end office lady suits. The most important thing is not to use cheap perfume in the future. It is best not to spray perfume, OK?"

Gu Ran's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he quickly picked up the bank card and replied happily, "OK! It must be OK!"

"Thank you BOSS!"

"But Boss, you don't have to deduct the money from my salary to give me the OL professional suit, right?"

While drinking coffee, Lin Lang replied: "This money is for buying you work clothes. Of course, it doesn't need to be deducted from your salary!"

"YES!"

"The boss is so majestic and handsome!"

Gu Ran couldn't hide her joy and jumped up, smiling sweetly, "Boss, what color clothes do you like your secretary to wear?"

"Uh……"

Lin Lang almost spit out the coffee in his mouth. He choked and coughed several times. Then he said in a serious tone, "I'll give you money to buy a few decent secretary uniforms. Just make sure you think they are decent. Why do you have to ask me what color I like?"

Gu Ran actually replied: "Boss, I'm always in front of you. Isn't it mainly for you to see that I dress prettier?"

"Cough cough..."

After hearing this, Lin Lang coughed several times and said sadly, "No, no, no, we are a proper boss and secretary relationship. Why should I listen to you? It's like I'm trying to seduce my boss."

Gu Ran laughed awkwardly: "How could that be?!"

"No la!"

"But Boss, can you tell me what color stockings you like?"

"Uh……"

After hearing this, Lin Lang wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and looked at the youthful Gu Ran, with her curvy figure, black high heels and sweet and lovely smile. Whoever saw her would be confused!

Lin Lang tactically took a sip of coffee, then replied: "Black stockings and flesh-colored stockings are fine! Just make sure you feel comfortable and look decent in them!"

"Boss, my Ajia said that you men have a deep obsession with black stockings. You can't even walk when you see them. Is that true?"

"Cough cough..."

Lin Lang nearly choked on the coffee he had swallowed halfway through, and complained, "Gu Ran, how can a secretary talk about stockings with the boss?"

"What are you trying to do?"

Gu Ran stuck out her tongue playfully and replied coquettishly: "I just asked casually, Boss, this is my first time as a secretary, you have to give me time to learn and improve~"

Lin Lang was helpless with his former "sister-in-law" from his previous life, so he could only remind her: "Don't wear Balenciaga letter stockings or patterned stockings to the company. If you dress too seductively and cause a bad influence on the boss, you will be fired!"

"I understand, Boss! Hehehe..." Gu Ran, dressed as a secretary, smiled so beautifully.