Scumbag God, I can see the entry of desire.

"Alang, my uncle Jiang Chengce was sentenced for embezzlement and misappropriation of public funds. He is in prison and is working on a sewing machine. Why are you so happy?"

Unexpectedly, Lin Lang replied: "Of course I am happy, because every penny of stolen money you recover will be our joint property in the future."

"Sister Yiren, what bad intentions could I have?"

"I am just using legal means to protect my future interests, hehe..."

Chu Yiren smiled slightly and said, "Alang, you have a good plan!"

Lin Lang continued, "I calculated that Ren Yubin, the general manager of the purchasing department of your Truman Hotel, took advantage of his position to collect kickbacks, rebates, commissions, promotion fees and other benefits, and embezzled the hotel's purchasing funds. In order to help suppliers promote their products and increase sales, he received bribes totaling more than 1500 million Chinese yuan."

Chu Yiren was shocked after hearing this: "Alang, are you really not kidding me?"

Lin Lang replied very seriously: "I don't dare to play such a prank. Ren Yubin is a bad guy who takes bribes. I would be sorry if I didn't catch him and put him in a kiln to work on a sewing machine!"

Chu Yiren was furious and said, "How can this be possible? There are so many corrupt people in the Truman Group. Are the people in the Group's Audit and Supervision Department just sitting there doing nothing?"

Lin Lang replied: "Sister Yiren, you are right!"

"Wang Geng, the manager of the Audit and Supervision Department of your Truman Group, failed to uphold the bottom line of integrity during his tenure and committed the corrupt act of accepting bribes. He has long been in cahoots with the corrupt company executives and has become one with them."

Chu Yiren couldn't sit still after hearing this. She stood up and said in astonishment, "What? Even the manager of our Truman Group's internal audit department is a corrupt official who stole from the company?!"

Lin Lang shrugged and said, "Unfortunately, yes!"

Chu Yiren said in disbelief: "Alang, are you really so evil that you can count the corrupt officials in our group company with your fingers?"

Lin Lang replied seriously, "I am not very talented, but I know a little bit about divination and metaphysics. I can figure out who are the corrupt officials in your Truman Group."

After hearing this, Chu Yiren said angrily: "Alang, are there many corrupt officials in our Chumen Group?"

Lin Lang replied truthfully: "For those who have embezzled or accepted bribes exceeding 50,000 yuan, I'm afraid I'll need to make a list and print out a thick book of charges. There will be about 180 people involved in the case!"

Chu Yiren was furious after hearing this, and said with raised eyebrows: "How can this be possible!"

"I never thought that under the management of my father and my eldest brother, the Truman Group would breed so many corrupt officials. It seems that it will be difficult to stop this trend of corruption without a thorough investigation of a number of senior executives of the company."

"Sister Yiren, don't be angry!"

"Tomorrow I will use divination and metaphysics to make a list of all the lawbreakers within your Truman Group and send it to your email address to help you launch an anti-corruption storm within the Truman Group."

After hearing this, Chu Yiren said self-deprecatingly: "My dear, the entire audit and supervision department of our Truman Group is not as good as you alone. I am also convinced!"

Lin Lang chuckled and said, "I roughly estimated that the Truman Group's anti-corruption campaign this time is expected to recover several hundred million in stolen money. Sister Yiren, how are you going to thank me?!"

Chu Yiren sneered contemptuously and said, "This is your duty. What is there to thank me for?"

"Alang, didn't you just say that?"

"Every penny of the stolen money from the Truman Group that I have recovered will become our joint property in the future. You are only using legal means to protect your future interests."

After hearing this, Lin Lang said sadly: "Uh... then a kiss is ok, right?"

Chu Yiren gently kissed Lin Lang's handsome cheek, and Lin Lang felt very happy.

Then, Chu Yiren looked at Lin Lang in disbelief as if he were a monster, and asked in confusion: "Dear, when you use the power of divination and metaphysics, don't you actually need to use tortoise shells, copper coins, divination grass, divination tubes and other things as props?"

After hearing this, Lin Lang's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a mysterious smile.

"Every fortune teller has his or her own unique fortune-telling habits and calculation methods. Some fortune tellers like to let the person seeking fortune tell the fortune by shaking the sticks, reporting numbers, writing words, etc., in order to predict good or bad fortune."

"As for me, I prefer to calculate with my fingers to capture the space-time field at the moment of the thought, so as to predict the future fortune and misfortune."

At this point, Lin Lang paused for a moment, then continued in a pretentious tone, "A single thought can startle the gods three feet high and the ghosts in all directions."

"Therefore, we must carefully guard every thought of ours!"

Finally, Lin Lang quoted a Buddhist saying: "Be mindful of your thoughts."

It seemed as if this sentence contained infinite profound meaning, which required Chu Yiren to savor and comprehend carefully.

Chu Yiren was stunned when she heard this. Her eyes were wide open, her mouth was slightly open, and her face was full of disbelief. She stared at Lin Lang and said self-deprecatingly, "I never thought that I would have such a weird and weird boyfriend."

Lin Lang smiled and said, "Don't worry, dear. I never use my divination and metaphysics skills to do evil. I only use my ability to calculate with my fingers to do positive things and accumulate good karma."

"So, sister Yiren, you must keep your cell phone with you 24 hours a day. If anything bad happens to you, I can predict the future and notify you in time to avoid the disaster."

Chu Yiren felt warm at heart after hearing this, and then asked with a little sadness: "Alang, I want to ask you a favor."

Lin Lang replied straightforwardly: "Sister Yiren, just go ahead and talk. There's no need for us to be so polite."

Unexpectedly, Chu Yiren asked with tears in her eyes: "Can you help me calculate, after my father passed away, did he become a wandering ghost or go to heaven?!"

Although Lin Lang's universal entry prompt system is very versatile, it cannot predict things in the underworld, and it is not even certain whether the underworld exists.

But Lin Lang decided to use a white lie to comfort Chu Yiren for the loss of her father.

So, Lin Lang closed his eyes slightly, counted with his fingers in a serious manner, and lied: "Your father was not only a respected Shanghai businessman, but also a famous philanthropist. During his lifetime, he donated more than 30 billion Chinese yuan. He was one of the most generous philanthropists in Xia Country. Because of his perfect good deeds during his lifetime, he is now among the immortals."

Chu Yiren burst into tears of joy after hearing this, and asked with a smile in her tearful eyes: "Really, Alang, please don't lie to me?!"

Lin Lang continued to reply in a pretentious manner, "Your father was deified by the Jade Emperor and became a Heavenly King of Treasures. He wore a crown, golden armor, and precious ornaments all over his body. His face was majestic but not ferocious. He held a wish-fulfilling treasure banner in his right hand, and in his left hand, a treasure-spitting rat that spewed out all kinds of treasures. Jewels kept gushing out of it, and there was no shortage of them."

"Your Highness, who is ranked last in the Immortal Class, sits cross-legged on a white lion lying on the ground in the posture of a bodhisattva. The lion turns its head to look at the Highness, looking very majestic and imposing."

Chu Yiren burst into tears after hearing this, and said happily: "So, after my father passed away, he was deified by the Jade Emperor and became the God of Wealth, a god of good fortune and luck?!"

After Lin Lang finished speaking, he slowly opened his eyes and lied kindly, "With my current cultivation and Taoism, I can only count this much. Your father is in the immortal class, enjoying the salary of a god, and is raised between heaven and earth. He is leisurely and free all day long. He is definitely smiling in the sky. Sister Yiren, you can rest assured!"

Chu Yiren sniffed, and said with tears in her eyes, "Alang, you are not making this up just to cheer me up, are you?"

Lin Lang replied confidently: "How could I make up such a thing?"

"Your father has accumulated good deeds and reaped good results, which have benefited his descendants and will continue to bring him good fortune. As the saying goes, a family that accumulates good deeds will surely have great blessings."

"It is said in the Book of Changes that a family that accumulates good will surely have good fortune. If a person has good intentions, good fortune will not come, but disaster will be far away. If a person has evil intentions, disaster will not come, but good fortune will be far away."

"Your father was a great philanthropist who accumulated virtue and did good deeds during his lifetime. After his death, he was deified and ranked among the immortals. How could Sister Yiren not believe it?"

Under Lin Lang's eloquent persuasion, Chu Yiren nodded with tears in her eyes, as if she believed Lin Lang's white lie.

"Alang, although I can't tell whether what you said is true or not, I would rather believe that what you said is true!"

Lin Lang raised his right hand and gently wiped away the tears from Chu Yiren's eyes. He said affectionately, "There are many things in the world that cannot be explained by science. For example, why do I feel so distressed when I see you crying? There is no way to explain it with science, right?"

Chu Yiren looked at Lin Lang with tears in her eyes and smiled, and replied playfully: "The scientific explanation is that you love me, so you feel sorry for me!"

Lin Lang gently stroked Chu Yiren's beautiful face and asked, "Do you believe me or science now?"

Chu Yiren looked at Lin Lang with emotion and replied tenderly: "I still believe in science, but I believe in you more! In fact, the day you said you loved me, I thought that even if you were lying to me, I would accept it."

After hearing this, Lin Lang hugged Chu Yiren in his arms and kissed the incredibly beautiful Chu Yiren passionately.

It was a passionate kiss full of affection.

Chu Yiren kissed so seriously and passionately, as if she had fallen in love with Lin Lang without reservation.

"Buzz..."

Lin Lang's cell phone vibrated at an inopportune time.

"Buzz..."

Chu Yiren blushed and reminded: "Honey, your phone is ringing."

Lin Lang replied with a lingering feeling: "Don't worry about it, let's continue! Hehe..."

Chu Yiren said, "What's the matter? You don't dare to answer the phone in front of me. Are you afraid that it's a wild woman outside calling?"

"Uh..." In order to prove his innocence, Lin Lang had no choice but to take out his cell phone.

The caller ID showed Marry Yang.

Chu Yiren asked with a scrutinizing look: "Who is this?"

Lin Lang could only reply truthfully: "The female director of the program "Identifying Heirlooms" of Haihai TV may want to talk to me about some work. It's too noisy in the theater, so I'll go out and answer it."

Chu Yiren paused the movie being shown in the private cinema with the remote control, and said with a sly smile: "You don't have to go out to answer the phone, as if you are guilty of a crime. It's quiet now, you can answer the phone!"

"Uh……"

Lin Lang had no choice but to bite the bullet and answer the call from his lover Marry Yang in front of the yandere and beautiful billionaire Chu Yiren.

"Hello! It's Sister Marry!"