American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

"Did it just...eat something?"

Now Godzilla has been raised to a height of almost 300 meters by Guan Fuyun.

Such a huge body frame can change its size at will.

Sometimes it's like teleportation.

It was so fast that people couldn’t react.

"Uh! Let me see, Dad, there are Skrull remains in Godzilla's stomach, and he's already digesting it. It looks like a boiled egg holding a kissed green watermelon..."

A-Zu opened a perspective frame and explained the situation.

"Oh."

……

With funds running out, his reputation ruined and his life in ruins, the Director of SHIELD is desperate and has no other choice but to find his last safe house.

So true, it just sounds corny and Marvel.

This is the daily life of braised eggs.

But it's different from before.

In the past, whether communicating with superheroes or negotiating with super villains, there was always a talk process.

But now, he met normal people.

Seeing my wife die.

It didn't work at all.

"..."

Lu Dan had a dark face and was dumbfounded.

Because apart from pretending to be cool and asking for funds, he really has no other abilities. The title of the so-called King of Agents was just a result of Hydra's pampering.

Inner Thoughts: "Godzilla, how dare you kill my girl!"

Reality: "Okay! You guys are so cruel, I'll leave now."

Lu Dan didn't dare to appear in front of A-Zu.

His performance was completely rubbish, and the operation was incredibly abstract.

Think so.

A normal person who holds a high position, eats government food and has even become the director of SHIELD, yet still wants to collude with aliens. Isn't this stupid?

What does he want?

Is the inside of the Tuskouru like a green pepper?

While betraying Blue Star and using the Skrulls, they shouted "Avengers" and "Partners of Justice"...

After this face was exposed by the company.

All of humanity despises boiled eggs.

The Black Widow Natasha was so heartbroken that she came here to be a pet dog.

Mr. Tony, who once served as a consultant to S.H.I.E.L.D., was also ashamed and said he vomited.

Teacher Tony now firmly believes that Blue Star does not need Avengers, but preventers and managers.

He is now the top star among all the superstars in the company, and he goes to the carnival every day and never gets tired of it.

Not to mention the group of superheroes who have been influenced and trained by the Pear.

My wife fed Godzilla.

Chicken Soup secretly contacts Peter Parker and says "With great power comes great responsibility", but Spider-Man, who should have been controlled by Chicken Soup, is now sober.

Peter Parker responded to Lu Dan with a video.

In the video, Peter made a lot of money and became wealthy. He went to the wholesale market and bought a batch of second-hand suits.

Then dance on the streets and shoot music videos.

The caption reads: "With less power comes less responsibility."

Lu Dan contacted Professor X again.

He has been the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. for many years and has collaborated with Charles a lot.

But Charles' words "A dog can be president, who can be president?" blocked all of Lu Dan's arguments.

The unwilling and desperate Lu Dan even planned to incite the locomotive to rebel.

As a result, he was nearly injured to death.

Today’s locomotive is not only a superstar, but also a household hero and the pride of his brothers and nephews.

How great is that?

You want to cause trouble, but the locomotive doesn't pick on you. Do you want him to rebel against the company?

Then he will kill you without hesitation.

Simply for the reputation of being a "superhero", they did whatever they wanted and acted recklessly, causing countless deaths and injuries.

Not even making money.

As a man in black robe, it is difficult for Lokomotiv to understand the logic behind Ludan's behavior. Has he always been so stupid?

The locomotive killed Hughie's girlfriend because of his frivolity.

I still don't think I can be forgiven.

As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Lu Dan sheltered and condoned the reproduction of the Skrulls, causing a disaster.

He still thinks he is righteous?

It's hard to judge.

If Lu Dan was also a member of the company, there might be internet trolls and crazy fans cheering for him, saying things like "Ahhhh, do you know how hard Lu Dan works?", "Have you ever seen S.H.I.E.L.D. at 4 a.m.? Man!", "Aren't you just having your family replaced? What Lu Dan lost was the honor of being a hero!", "Don't laugh at Lu Dan (next to him is a photo of his family)!"

…and so on.

Unfortunately, braised eggs are not.

Aishili deeply understood that on the surface, this was a superhero company, but in fact it was a superstar company.

But its true face is the product of pleasing Mr. Zu and then Mr. Guan.

Make Spider-Man dance and make Deadpool get horny.

Let Wolverine work, take care of X23, smoke, drink and have some barbecue when he is free.

Let Professor X and Magneto form the Twilight CP.

Makes Hulk smirk.

All of this can give Mr. Guan, A-Zu... more things to watch while they eat.

Let Polaris, Twinkle, Secret Agent, Erica, White Queen, Gwen... learn to improve and learn foreign languages.

It is to make Mr. Guan's body happier.

Apart from that, there is nothing much to talk about.

To ensure the output of these products, the first thing we need to do is not to sign idiots in the company.

For example, braised eggs are stupid.

"Now."

In the company's conference room, Ai Shili convened an emergency meeting and tapped the screen, saying, "This ball rapist is causing trouble."

"He even dared to let his wife go to dirty official's eyes."

"Can't bear it!"

"Photography team, production team, get ready, it's time to close the net!"

"Someone is coming."

"Give Locomotive a Vibranium Shield. America can't be without a captain. There has to be a right person anyway, why can't it be Locomotive?"

"Give Hulk vibranium pants."

"Give Spider-Man the Vibranium Eight Spider Lances."

"Doom? Get your magic and mecha ready."

"Ask Magneto to bring Iron Man's mount."

"Let Professor X use telepathy to promote, foreshadow, and spoof the image of Aunt Marvel in advance. Just let her be associated with the boiled egg, and her reputation will naturally be ruined."

This is really not a hindrance to Li Gahei.

At the beginning, Lu Dan promised the Skrulls, patting his chest and saying, "If you become my dogs, I will give you a planet as a home."

Aunt Marvel also knows about it.

Moreover, it also undertook the task of finding habitable planets for the Skrulls.

The result is...she completely forgot about it.

Mental retardation.

"Tell Thor to prepare to generate electricity."

"If he performs well, the next step for the company will be to go to Asgard and expand the industrial chain into the universe."

The pear had already had a plan in mind.

She arranged the combat forces in an orderly manner, and at the same time let the Hydras approach Lu Dan and capture him.

And, most importantly, notify Mr. Zu that you can start watching the live broadcast.

……

at the same time.

The boiled egg is about to be caught.

He is a jerk who plays dumb in every crisis and disaster, doing nothing but stirring up trouble and pretending to be cool.

For yourself.

He changed his job to a summoner and activated the cosmic-level pager.

soon.

He saw the golden light cutting through the sky, and the boiling energy burned like flames, illuminating the distant galaxy.

Aunt Marvel is here, square as always, and knows how to box.

Her strength gave Ludan confidence.

…the confidence to escape this planet.

"This is how it is. The current president of America is a dog, and I am no longer the director of S.H.I.E.L.D..."

"Times have changed."

"Let's run."

Lu Dan was talking, and Auntie Amazed was listening.

Done.

The conceited and stupid Lu Dan made another mistake.

He didn't see Aunt Marvel taking him away sensibly. He saw Aunt Marvel flying up, her whole body burning with golden light, her Mohawk hairstyle shining, like a gorgeous bullet.

She crashed into the "7"-shaped building of her father's company.

this moment.

"Fuck Fuck!"

Lu Dan's smile completely disappeared, and he truly felt desperate, pitiful, weak, and helpless.

The idol he picked is going to kill him!