American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

Chapter 75: Fellow Countrymen and Motherlanders

Take care of the discouraged family.

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill them all.

Ah Zu hummed a nursery rhyme, sat down, and looked through the application materials and resume.

Glancing over.

Basically, all the beautiful female superheroes were hired.

For example, the missing one is Quake, who is an agent of SHIELD, so just transfer her over.

For example, Spider-Gwen is not in this universe. We will have a chance to catch her back in the future, transform her traffic, and give her to her father.

"From now on, whoever can make my dad happy will be given more roles and higher salaries."

A-Zu ordered.

"of course."

The pear in the way was recording and nodding.

Although he is also violent at heart, killing people at will, he is vicious and domineering.

But compared to people from my motherland, fellow villagers are obviously more reassuring.

It’s not just because there is Guan Fuyun above.

Moreover, A-Zu himself doesn't care about fame, popularity, or power. He just wants Guan Fuyun to have fun.

"Boss Zu."

The pear reported, "I just received a very special resume. Do you want to present it to Mr. Guan for review?"

"Don't bother Dad."

A Zu said, "Let me see it first."

So Shi Shi Li handed in Ant-Man's resume.

"hiss!"

Ah Zu took a deep breath and thought to himself that another miracle had happened.

With his current strength, as well as his father's teachings and the spoilers of the Time Stone, he can be considered half omniscient and omnipotent.

Unless it's something as brain-dead as being discouraged.

Otherwise, there would be very few things on this planet that could make him frown.

But Ant-Man definitely counts as one.

In his communication with his father, A-Zu understood that this world is "absurd" and "unreal".

For example, Tony the Shithead.

He is just a mortal.

but.

Every time A-Zu dropped him from a height of ten thousand meters, he was always able to summon the armor to merge with him.

Even if it will fall to the ground in the next second.

Even based on inertia and gravitational potential energy...he should have died long ago.

However, as long as he puts on Iron Man's steel armor, Tony the Shithead can always act cool and playful without getting hurt.

Similar to this is Steve Rogers, who "battles wits and courage with gods above and fights with ordinary soldiers below."

The reality of this world has many bugs.

But if you are serious about it, Iron Man and Captain America can both barely justify themselves.

The only thing that A-Zu couldn't accept was the Pym particles.

Pym had said so explicitly.

The principle of Pym particles is to change the density and thus the size of an object without changing the mass.

In the picture of the Time Stone.

When Ant-Man first became small, he fell from the sewer to the floor and cracked the floor, which is consistent with the setting.

But if that's the case...

Why does Ant-Man ride on ants?

When Ant-Man transforms into a giant, shouldn't he be as dense as cotton or even a balloon? Why is he so powerful?

The building has become the size of a suitcase, and it can be loaded into a van without being overloaded?

The ability demonstrated by Pym particles is to "arbitrarily change the mass of things."

If that's the case.

If we could just take a piece of bread or a grain of rice and make it as big as a planet, wouldn't that mean the supplies would be inexhaustible?

Why is Thanos still studying family planning? He can just broadcast the message of having many children to the whole universe.

"Pym particles make physics no longer exist..."

"This is a technological creation that goes beyond the norm and common sense."

"Either you hold it in your own hands, or you will be destroyed."

"I want it all."

Ah Zu closed his resume and said, "Send me the information of Ant-Man's entire family of three generations and nine clans, and I will go and slaughter them myself."

Kill Ant-Man, seize information, and stockpile Pym particles.

Plan passes.

As expected, if you follow the process my father taught you, you won’t encounter any troubles.

……

"I can't do this man! No! Can't! Do! This! Ah!"

Meanwhile, in the DC world.

Homelander John was in a frenzy, crying in a small blanket, with snowflakes flying and the north wind howling.

After he came here.

Just keep failing.

No matter he challenged Superman, attacked him by surprise, poisoned him, or used kryptonite... in the end, he was always beaten to a pulp.

Sometimes, it's obvious that Superman has been turned green by kryptonite, bleeding, and is about to die.

But he shouted "family, friends, bonds, justice" and so on, and after a moment of idealism, he was actually fine again.

Then beat John into a pig's head.

but.

In the town where Superman lives, there is really a lot of kryptonite, in all colors.

Including orange kryptonite, which can turn you into Superman with Kryptonian powers if you inhale it.

This stuff is better than compound number five.

John collected quite a lot, thinking of presenting them to his father the official in exchange for some favor.

of course.

The premise of all this is to kill the other self.

John took this as his goal and worked hard.

He had been to Midtown, hoping to absorb some dark matter and mutate more, but he was beaten up by the Flash.

Although both are speedsters, The Flash and Locomotive are not in the same weight class at all.

Even if John took kryptonite and temporarily enhanced his power to defeat the Flash.

That which must be raised will also travel through time and space and reverse the future.

Looking at the masses who have suffered disasters, inexplicably changed genders, lost their jobs, or lost their children due to changes in time and space.

John really wanted to ask, no buddy, what on earth did you save?

What's even worse is.

The Flash who can defeat him can also be knocked unconscious by a club, chased by a motorcycle, and suffer all kinds of setbacks.

Moreover, Midtown seems to be home to speedsters.

This "fastest man in the world" always meets people who are faster than him and is always chased and beaten.

All this made John doubt his life.

He went online crying and posted some hellish jokes, such as "Excuse me, 6 in, 2 out, what is it?"

Another example is "Expired Parent Voucher."

Another example is "a pearl necklace is the first pot of gold."

These were all jokes that Guan Dad told his other self, and they once existed in John's mind in the form of dreams.

Let him also taste the taste of happiness.

Although it was just a mirage, it finally gave him a ray of sunshine.

He posts these jokes online just for fun.

result……

Batman, who came to challenge him to a fight, pinned him to the ground and beat him crazily.

In other words, these superheroes are sick, self-righteous, and like to play house without killing.

Otherwise he would have died eight hundred times already.

After experiencing failure again and again, I cried as I recalled the teachings of my father Guan in my dreams.

John felt enlightened.

He dragged his tired body to the peaceful Gotham City, where the crime rate was even lower than that of New York.

Then he fell face down on the ground, murmuring, "The ruler of the dark multiverse, the embodiment of despair, the representative of distortion and impermanence, Barbatos!"

“Please answer my prayers!”

"You were summoned by the Wayne family, signed a contract, fulfilled your promise, and then were fooled and sealed by humans."

"Don't you want revenge?"

hum!

After saying that, in the dark corner of Gotham's underground.

It seemed as if an evil, dark ball of light was overflowing, outlining many darkest runes.

"roll."

The cesspool of the DC Universe, the gathering place of all the dark sides and negativity, responded to John.

Responded with disdain.

Barbatos already had his favorite Eternal Chosen.

"No, look at me! I can do anything!"

John broke down again, pursed his lips, and cried softly.