American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

After receiving the task, Deadpool excitedly got to work.

To others, things like the Living Samurai, the Time Mutation Administration, the Abandoned Land...it's all a mess.

I don’t understand Smecta.

But Deadpool is different.

Having broken the fourth wall, he can be regarded as a soul traveler, and his memory will be updated synchronously in real time.

So he can do all kinds of cool things.

There are many ways.

……

"Time Variation Administration?"

In the office of the company, A-Zu was drinking Wangzai milk and muttering to himself.

"Yes."

Guan Fuyun pointed out: "This universe is very big."

"There are many cosmic civilizations outside this planet, such as the Shi'ar Empire."

"There are also the Council of Elders of the Universe, the Five Great Gods, and the Life Tribunal..."

"Many of these cannot be observed using the Time Stone."

"There may even be the Dark Avengers, the Illuminati, the Symbiote Planet, the Zombie Universe, the Giant of Light, the Fairy Force, and the DC Universe..."

American comics and TV series cannot avoid the topic of family.

But the "parents" in this family are either paranoid and tough like Magneto, or ostrich and contradictory like Professor X.

Or you can be like boiled egg, just pretending to be cool and causing trouble.

There are very few people who can speak and act like human beings.

As a result, it often leads to all kinds of idiotic operations that defy nature and easily cause city/planet/universe crises.

That's a superhero.

Then, ordinary people who died because of the crisis: What should I ask? Am I a human being? (Very loud)!

Guan Fuyun said: "Many of these heavyweights have a stupid, childish, and superior 'jurisdiction' mentality."

"They like to meddle in other people's business, which is bad."

"Understand?"

Hearing this, A-Zu nodded.

He imagined a guy who knew nothing about crops, soil, and fertilizer, coming from his farm to give instructions on how to farm, with a stern face.

The scene was indeed breathtaking.

very annoying.

"Are we going to hide our fellow villagers' identities and plant them in the fields like before?"

A-Zu asked obediently.

"Do not."

Guan Fuyun shook his head, "For these heavyweights, one's identity cannot be hidden."

“There’s no need to hide.”

"You now have the power to travel the universe, and the superheroes on this planet have also been transformed by the company using traffic."

"It can be said that there are no superheroes anymore. Instead, there are superstars."

“This style of painting is great.”

"As long as the superheroes' madness virus doesn't spread, then we just need to be simple and brutal, and strength is supreme."

"You just have to keep working hard, 100 push-ups a day, 100 sit-ups a day, 100 squats a day, 10-mile runs a day."

"And some sun."

A Zu said, "I will listen to Dad. He is absolutely right!"

"At the same time, we must also strengthen our understanding of the version."

"You must understand every possible enemy and opponent to avoid first sight kills and mechanical kills."

"We need to prepare more methods and props to kill people, burn people, and scatter their bones and ashes."

"You should continue to control Chaoying with traffic and fame, but you should not be restricted by these empty things."

Guan Fuyun continued to teach earnestly, "The most important thing is to always put safety first."

Carry out the two-stage training plan for Zubao.

His face was full of teaching, earnest advice, and fatherly love, while Grandpa's face looked like he had learned something, had suddenly realized something, and was putting it into practice.

The two asked and answered each other, and the atmosphere between father and son was harmonious.

aside.

"..."

"..."

Twinkle, Natasha.

They all looked shocked and astonished, a little panicked, and felt very stressed.

Do they know too much?

……

The talk therapy is completed.

A-Zu went out thoughtfully and took action.

Guan Fuyun continued to have fun and enjoy his leisure time in the company's crew and film set.

……

Get out of the company.

A-Zu asked Aishili to sort out Dr. Octopus's research data.

Then take the locomotive to find Tony the Shithead.

It's like making a wish.

Teacher Tony transformed into Doraemon and started making the artificial sun directly, which was produced on the assembly line.

Seeing this, A-Zu nodded with satisfaction.

He can absorb the power of the sun, recover infinitely and become stronger, but what if there is no sun?

Isn't it possible to send it?

But now, we only need to produce hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of artificial suns.

Then it is stored in a special bracelet with almost infinite space that has just been upgraded by my father using points.

Isn't there a backup hidden energy source?

Moreover, in the future, I will hang an artificial sun in my bedroom so that I can lie down and get stronger at night.

Isn't it beautiful?

In the past, he listened to his father, lived a clean life, and tried to stay out of trouble.

From then on, he listened to his father, acted more cautiously, and was prepared for any eventuality.

"We need to recruit more employees to make Dad happy."

Done.

He came to the interview department of the company.

I saw a brother and sister queuing up waiting for notification.

Ah Zu smiled brightly and cheerfully, "And you, my friends, what talents and abilities do you have?"