American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

With the relay of the Iron Corps.

The superheroes also had time to rest and get ready, but I don’t know if it was because something went wrong when the two worlds of Black Robe and Marvel were merged.

The locomotive actually caught Blue Eagle again in the melee.

At that time, Blue Eagle was beating up the boiled eggs together with the aliens.

"?"

The locomotive first had a black question mark face, and then went up and did a very fast "Don't elbow me".

Then listen to A-Zu's words.

Report all people, objects, and information related to the black robe.

"Don't kill him! Don't kill him!"

Guan Fuyun learned about the situation and ordered: "Blue Eagle, also known as Accessory Man! His superpower is that there will be no rejection reaction during organ transplantation!"

"With him, it is no longer a dream for Professor X to stand up! Alzheimer's disease may also be prevented!"

"Cyclops' cervical spondylosis can now be cured."

"And the hair that's in the way."

"From now on, Blue Eagle's organ transplant service will be included in the company's employee benefits."

As soon as these words came out.

"Dad, grab the bamboo shoots, grab the bamboo shoots!"

A-Zu laughed so hard that he sprayed milk, held his belly, and pounded the ground, he was so happy.

So cool!

It turns out that dad is the best person.

A-Zu thought that he still had to watch and learn carefully.

……

then.

The Blue Eagle was used as an organ culture dish, imprisoned underground where it could not be detected by any detectors.

……

at the same time.

As the battle progressed, the Chitauri were eventually defeated.

"Loki."

"Where are the Frost Giant and the Great Snake Father?"

Thanos questioned in the communicator.

The only responses to it were "Hey, what are you doing?" and "Hello everyone, I'm Thor, the God of Thunder, who has been practicing for two and a half years..."

Thanos was so angry that he laughed for no apparent reason: "Ha."

OK OK.

He really deserves to be called the God of Trickery. This little troublemaker even tricked himself during his prank.

At this moment.

Loki must be very happy and proud, right?

I hope he doesn't die.

Thanos remained calm and composed, smiling coldly, saying that Loki was just a chess piece used for testing.

Then.

Of course, it will also send out real subordinates.

……

"Damn it! Damn it!"

"Thor seems to have become stronger again... Yamete, fuck it!"

In a dark corner of New York City, Loki gritted his teeth and stared at Thor darkly.

The Chitauri army is useless.

Of course, he also knew that the situation was hopeless.

Ah!

All I can say is that although my own failure was shameful, Thor's success was even more heartbreaking, and Loki felt too painful.

As for Thanos' mission?

Ha ha.

Loki was born between heaven and earth, so how could he be depressed and live under the rule of others for long?

He could even kill and slaughter his biological father, the Frost Giant.

What’s more, Thanos is just a godfather?

Loki felt no guilt at all for deceiving the farmer Thanos, and even felt great about it.

It’s okay if the Chitauri army uses Ji Ji.

His spiritual scepter is not at all disadvantageous!

Loki performed tricks, used magic and the Mind Scepter all the way to Stark Tower and watched Tony land.

"Jie Jie Jie!"

Then he smiled evilly, revealed his figure, and pointed his mind staff over.

He finally saw it.

The Chitauri, the biological warships, the interstellar travel, they are all made of paper.

Only Tony is made of steel.

Instead of relying on those alien soldiers, it is better to directly steal the house. As long as you control Tony, it is equivalent to having Iron Man + Iron Legion.

Maybe by then we can beat Thor.

"Ding!"

The idea was nice, but the Staff of Mind clicked on the reactor, making a crisp sound.

Then it was gone.

The reactor that was indirectly upgraded by the Space Gem and the Mind Gem Scepter canceled each other out.

Nothing happened.

"?" Tony.

“?” Loki.

The two looked at each other, bewildered, and could see the surprise and confusion in each other's eyes.

Tony was stunned, thinking, who are you, buddy? What are you playing?

Loki was also stunned, thinking that it didn't make sense! Why didn't the Mind Staff work?

No, try again.

"Ding!"

The sound is still crisp.

"?" Tony was stunned. "Are you here to make fun of me, brother?"

"?" Loki gnashed his teeth and said angrily, "Stop looking down on me! I am the son of Odin, the king of Asgard, the number one magician in the Nine Realms, and the father of the Chitauri Army..."

Loki muttered a bunch of things like calling out the names of dishes, and then divine power emerged, and magic and the light of the scepter of mind intertwined.

Suddenly, he became the thing Tony feared the most.

He became Thanos.

Purple sweet potato essence.

"vomit--"

Tony can't stand the sight of purple sweet potatoes now, let alone purple sweet potato spirits. His PTSD from food poisoning kicked in and he vomited them out.

Spit in Loki's face.

"Meow!" Luo Tongji roared.

"Sorry, buddy. If you want to play magic, then play magic. If you want to play equipment, then play equipment... but you have to mix them up. Now you're in trouble, aren't you?" Tony.

"Give me some paper!!!" Luo Tangji continued to roar, he was about to break apart.

"Good good."

The two of them became strangely harmonious and began to clean themselves, maintain hygiene, and behave like decent people.

Done.

"I want you to worship me and submit to me, Tony!"

Loki returned to the original plot and said ambitiously.

"Shh!" Tony put his finger over his lips and shushed, imitating A-Zu and saying, "Look, you're anxious again."

After saying that, he continued to look at his phone.

The phone-down tribe.

"looking at what?"

Loki couldn't help it and stretched his head to take a look.

Then I saw that Teacher Tony was actually chasing stars and cheering.

He clicked on the Hulk's video account and left a high-energy message in the comment section: [Ahhhh, brother Hulk, look at me! Address: Stark Tower, ?( ′???` ) Heart. ]

"Meow--"

Seeing this, Loki felt ignored, and he said angrily: "I'm destroying New York! Fighting! Can you be serious?"

The words have not yet fallen.

boom!

The Hulk jumped up accompanied by a howling hurricane.

thump—

The green, sandbag-sized fist, like a large truck, hit Loki in the face, twisting his mouth and turning his face into wavy lines, with blood foaming continuously.

boom! boom! boom!

Before Loki flew out, Hulk grabbed his legs and started smashing him wildly.

"Bah!" After smashing it, Hulk said in a muffled voice: "Weak!"

"Obviously." Tony continued to play with his phone, took a photo with Hulk, and said, "I am serious about dealing with you."

"..."

Loki fell into the pit and lay there peacefully, unable to speak.

At this moment, he could even see the comments on Tony's phone -

【Thor: "Hey, isn't this Loki? My stupid Odudu."】

[Audience: "He is the guide of the Chitauri Army, and he wants to destroy New York, but he is a weakling, so weak that it is reassuring."]

【Thor: "Sorry everyone, I may have recognized the wrong person. What the hell is Loki? I don't know him, don't get involved."】

"..."

Loki closed his eyes, feeling as hopeless as Lin Daiyu.

The heart that had been hanging in his throat finally died, and it died in front of Thor.