American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

January passed quickly.

It seems that because of the fusion of the black robe and the Marvel world, the timeline has also changed. Not many people died in New York City this month.

No big event.

Guan Fuyun and A Zu did not go out and stayed on the farm.

One knows everything, finds nothing new, and then becomes lazy, only wanting to steal a little time to relax.

One is a giant baby who only wants to listen to his father and work hard. He will be very happy if he is praised once or twice.

It's really an inward-facing eight.

Now, A-Zu can fly beyond the Blue Planet, place himself in the space environment, and madly absorb the rising sun of the east.

So.

His body is developing at a completely abnormal pace.

It’s only been a month.

It was as if several years had passed and the person had evolved into a young man, revealing a face that was slightly childish, but it was definitely Anthony's face.

This change made him uneasy.

But as soon as Guan Fuyun opened his mouth, he said, "This looks much better," "Very handsome," "Your talent has been realized," and "Dad is proud of you"...

Zubao immediately became happy again and smiled.

He likes to play basketball with Guan Fuyun with all his strength, use thermal vision to scrape and cupping Guan Fuyun, and take his father who is a little afraid of heights to the sky.

I prefer to plow the land, plant vegetables, water and take care of cattle and sheep every day.

I also listen to my father telling me stories and teaching me how to be a good person.

For example, the crazy guy who said, "Wow, it's worth dying to be able to see this scene"; for example, the Bruce Wayne in another world and the Tony the Shithead here are equally conceited and self-righteous.

They are just like America today, trying hard to package themselves and be a superhero, but the result is that they are causing even bigger troubles for the world.

Another example is Xavier School for Gifted Children reported on TV.

The bald Professor X in the story is the most hypocritical and sanctimonious mutant in the world.

He was very busy all his life, but he didn't know what he was busy with. When he got old, it was all for nothing, and he was miserable and sad.

For example, he and Guan Fuyun are not biological father and son.

But according to the rules of my father's hometown, if you give birth to a child but fail to raise him, you can compensate by cutting off a finger, but if you fail to give birth to a child and raise him, it will be difficult to repay in a hundred lifetimes.

In other words, he and his father are destined to be together for a hundred lifetimes!

This makes him feel fulfilled and happy.

Simultaneously.

He is also working hard, constantly training his abilities and seriously learning the skills of being a good person.

Try to impress your young father.

"Greater speed and strength, coupled with super five senses and perspective, allow me to perform more delicate operations."

"Like, launching a coin/stone/needle to kill someone."

"Thermal vision can be used to destroy bodies."

"If you want to better hide fingerprints, smell and other biometric information, you need a uniform."

"The most important thing for a person is to be clean."

"..."

A-Zu was exercising his body while using his brain.

The more he thought about his father's teachings, the more they made sense to him.

How could there be such a handsome and incredibly wise father in the world?

It really makes people envious and jealous.

Oh.

It turned out to be his father!

That's fine.

As A-Zu was thinking about it, he felt so happy that he let out a silly laugh.

suddenly.

His ears twitched and his nose twitched.

Stopped exercising.

"The breathing in the room is even and long... Dad is still taking a nap."

A-Zu concluded.

Guan Fuyun is indeed invincible, no one can hurt him at all.

But he is indeed an ordinary person.

I will feel tired and need to rest.

Especially after playing with yourself, you need to be more lazy.

"In addition to Dad, there are two other people approaching the farm. They have a strange smell and their footsteps are very light, as if they are deliberately suppressing it."

"who is it?"

"What?"

A-Zu frowned, feeling a little annoyed.

"If they come in and step on our vegetable patch, we will bury them immediately."

"This way it won't disturb Dad's lunch break."

A-Zu thought so.

He couldn't help but think this way, because when his father was in pain, he was unhappy.

then.

He simply held his breath and stopped breathing.

The whole person seemed to have disappeared, without making any sound. I observed secretly from a distance, looking at the open door.

"hello?"

"anyone there?"

Two men in black suits walked in, looked around, and when they found that there was no one, they were a little confused.

Are you kidding me?

Such a big farm, so many cattle and sheep.

Just left open like this?

No one is watching?

Not to mention a sniper rifle, at least there should be someone walking around with a shotgun, right?

Otherwise it would be bought for zero yuan!

“Is the American atmosphere so good?”

The man in the black suit on the left spoke.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! There must be a trick, maybe there is a mine buried ahead!"

The man in black suit on the right said firmly.

He could already feel a chill down his spine and sweat pouring down his back.

So, the two of them didn't even dare to move forward, let alone investigate.

He just stood there as if petrified.

Until Guan Fuyun woke up.

"Dad, someone is looking for you outside." A-Zu served tea and water.

"Who is it?" Guan Fuyun yawned.

"They are American agents. The official name on their ID seems to be something like... SHIELD? The names of the two are Phil Coulson and Grant Ward."

A-Zu had already seen it through X-ray vision.

Guan Fuyun waved his hand and said, "Let them in."

He wasn't surprised that SHIELD came to his door.

These so-called secret agents love to uncover, control and expose other people's secrets.

And he is not afraid.

First of all, his combat capability, he is [truly immortal].

Even if all the American soldiers, weapons, and superheroes were mobilized, they would not be able to break his defense.

It is even impossible to imprison or seal him.

It may take some time and be a bit troublesome.

But he was destined to kill anyone if he wanted to.

Secondly, as a time traveler, his only friend and concern now is the sunshine in front of him, A-Zu.

A-Zu who is completely a superman except for the lack of a biological force field.

A Zu who is very good at dealing with people.

Not to mention SHIELD, most super villains who want to use Azu to threaten him will be crushed by Azu first.

So he can do whatever he wants.

……

"Hello, Mr. Guan."

A middle-aged uncle with a hairline reaching the sky and a kind face was led into the living room by A-Zu.

He smiled and introduced himself: "I'm Coulson."

At the same time, he turned sideways, pointed at the other serious person behind him, and said, "This is Ward."

"We are agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Hearing this, Guan Fuyun looked sympathetic.

no way.

Now, the one who appeared before him was——

A well-known good guy among the funny agents.

A huge fan of Captain America.

The fighting bulls and horses among the bulls and horses.

He had to run around on the Iron Man set, pick up Thor's hammer in New Mexico, and was also responsible for work related to the Cosmic Cube.

It was even said that the superheroes were angry and fighting each other, and he had to die once so that the Avengers could assemble.

It’s not over even if you die.

He will also be resurrected by the alien-loving ball rapist and the evil spirit Lu Dan, and then be beaten to death and treated like a slave.

Can it be said to be a lifetime?

The other, Ward, is even more of a heavyweight.

He is loyal only to his adopted father, Garrett, an agent of HYDRA.

In other words, he can be a traitor to both Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Mission Impossible.

now.

Seeing the two men showing their IDs, Guan Fuyun suddenly said, "What the hell is SHIELD? I don't understand. Spell out the full English name of your department, including every letter."

Coulson, Ward: “?”

No, man.

They have been walking the streets for so many years, and basically what they encounter is "keep it simple, speak in a simple way". This is the first time that someone is curious and wants to spell it in full.

What's even worse is.

They themselves almost forgot about the whole puzzle.

For example, if Ward just stood there in a daze, it would have been almost the same if he hadn't shouted "Long live Hydra".

It was Niu Ma Coulson who revealed the secret: "Strategic Homeland Defense, Enforcent and Logistics Division, or SHIELD for short."

So hard?

No wonder you are a beast of burden.

Guan Fuyun was amused and said to A Zu, "Give him some melon seeds."