American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

Tony walked out of his father's company in a daze.

Professor X, came next.

With the help of the Hulk, he came to the office in a wheelchair, smiled and said hello: "See you again, Mr. Fellow Countryman."

"I'm glad you came to congratulate and present gifts. I'm not happy when you call me a fellow villager."

Ah Zu frowned and said seriously, "Call me President Zu when you're at work."

"Okay, Mr. Zu."

Charles was quick to accept the advice and said, "Don't you want to kill me now?"

"Because you are too weak, Charles."

Ah Zu showed undisguised disgust and said, "I can see the wrinkles on your body. Your brain is becoming demented, like disgusting stinky tofu. You don't need me to kill you. You will die on your own and ruin everything."

Charles' smile disappeared: "..."

A-Zu continued to curse, and the C language output said: "And for a ghost like you, killing your physical body is useless, right?"

"If I kill you now, you can still possess someone else. You are such an old immortal and harmful person. Why don't you drown yourself in the toilet?"

"If it doesn't work, I'll contact the hospital and lend you an umbilical cord so you can hang yourself - just like you used the umbilical cord to strangle your bald sister."

"The Placenta War... Is this something a human can experience? Charles, you've been abstracting your whole life."

"The funniest thing is, do you know how many of your brothers and sisters, sons and daughters are living outside?"

"Silly Boyi."

Charles frowned: "..."

On the one hand, his defense was a little broken again, and A-Zu Bao had a sharp tongue.

On the other hand, he really didn't know how many relatives he had...

"Admit it, Charles, you're a Luther."

Zu leaned forward, "I'm not like you. I never make mistakes. I'm stronger, smarter, I'm better, I'm better! I have the teachings of my father!"

"You've been running Xavier's School for the Gifted for your whole life, but it's nothing but a turtle shell, an ostrich village."

"You've never really been exposed to power, and you don't even know about the Sentinel Program."

“And I have everything.”

"The greatest power in America, the media discourse that can most distort right and wrong, is now in my hands."

"If you want to see it, beg me."

The words fell.

Two seconds later.

"Please, Mr. Zu."

Charles pleaded, "I want to know your power and ability."

This old Biden is really shameless.

And A-Zu is at the age when he likes to pretend and show off.

"Easy to say."

A-Zu clapped his hands, and a bunch of well-trained agents came up and obeyed his orders.

An agent doing the work of a corporate slave is indeed very capable.

Moreover, Hydra is now in name only, and its purpose has changed from conquering the world to serving the company.

Firstly, everyone can get their salary openly, and secondly, the oppression that A-Zu gives to ordinary people is so strong that they have no choice but to work hard.

ten minutes later.

"Boss Zu, all negative news and reports about Hulk on American online media have been removed and restricted."

……

Twenty minutes later.

"Mr. Zu, we have found the families of the victims of the hate incident. By providing compensation and signing contracts, we have allowed them to speak out on social media, criticizing Rose and America and praising Hulk."

……

Thirty minutes later.

"Boss Zu, we have located all the victims and their families harmed by the Hulk. We are keeping an eye on them at all times and have promised a large sum of money for remote breeding."

……

Forty minutes later.

"Boss Zu, Hulk's reputation has improved. Someone has established the 'Hulk Protection Association', and the environmental protection organization wants to use his image as a mascot!"

“There are also gender diversity organizations, medical groups… they all think Hulk is great!”

……

White noise bomb is a public relations term.

Like noise, the media machine is turned on, spreading only one voice, over and over again, brainwashing us in a demonic way.

The result is not that on one platform 80% of people like Hulk and 20% don't.

Instead, on 80% of the platforms, all users can only see good news and information about Hulk, famous superhero scenes, and passionate moments.

The other 20% of platforms?

unimportant.

Once the information cocoon is formed, it will naturally spread, turning 20% ​​into 2% until it is completely wiped out.

Just like three people make a tiger.

Over time, Hulk has become a superhero known to everyone.

Of course it was.

But from this moment on, hating Hulk would become incorrect.

"Watch well and study hard."

"waste."

Azu threw the tablet to Charles.

Charles' eyes widened.

I saw——

On American media and video platforms, Hulk has become a victim, a rebellious tragic revenge hero.

"I am Dr. Banner, and I have multiple degrees. I used to be incredibly intelligent, had a decent job, and had a girlfriend... Later, I was brutally schemed against by a villain, and my body mutated, becoming ugly and crazy."

"In order to capture me and cover up the warlord's scandal, they created another monster, an abomination that has gone out of control."

“It appears, and it kills.”

"At the critical moment, I reconciled with the monster inside me, and with one cough, Hulk, smash!"

“We are superheroes!”

"This time, we will take back everything that belongs to us!"

The origin and story of Hulk, and the ugliness of General Ross, are turned into short videos and spread like a virus!

Who wouldn’t be confused after seeing this?

Charles was held in custody for several minutes.

Then I remembered to look at the comment section, as follows -

"Suddenly I understand a little bit. It turns out that Hulk is the most pitiful one! Woohoo, mommy will hug you. You are not allowed to bully Hulk!"

"Netizens, please believe the American warlords. They must be more hateful and evil than what is shown in the video!"

"Why is someone anxious in the comment section? Is it War Eagle or Little Pink Blue?"

"Hulk protected New York! Our whole family is a fan of Hulk. I won't tell you who is incompetent and furious. Wasn't all this caused by the American warlords? Is it okay for him to be invisible now?"

"Who understands, ladies? Hulk is so handsome."

“We all think it’s so cool!”

"Ahhhhh that's great, protect the best Hulk in the world!"

"Wise Doctor + Rude Savage, so sweet, so good."

"Hulk has tried very hard!"

Charles: "..."

He was amazed. As a mutant, this was a power that he would never be able to reach in his entire life.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Behind Charles, Hulk was also watching, and when he saw the fans cheering, he grinned.

Charles: “!”

The old boiled egg had a dazed, shocked look on his face.

This was the first time he saw Hulk laugh from the bottom of his heart.

This "monster" has faced guns, curses, and even Dr. Banner hates it since its birth.

So, actually, Hulk's violence is justifiable.

It is just imitating the environment, communicating with the barbaric world in a barbaric way, trying to find its own position in it.

But it's different now.

This barbaric world also showed tenderness and kindness to Hulk.

Let it learn to laugh.

This is something that Charles and Xavier's School for Gifted People can never give you.

He can use his psychic powers to provide lifelong counseling and suppress Hulk's violence, but he cannot give Hulk a social position.

Can't give it a job, many fans, and value.

And A-Zu did it easily.

At this moment, Charles was deeply shocked, but also somewhat relieved. He couldn't wait to say:

"Mr. Zu, has your company considered campus recruitment?"