American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

DC Universe, Blue Planet.

The entire planet is shrouded in anti-life equations. The sequence is overwhelming, and all things are like puppets, dead and silent.

"Ahhhh!"

Scarlet magic suddenly appeared in the dark palace, and the female ghost Wanda was shocked and made a sharp explosion.

She roared, and formed a huge chaos magic ball with her hands, as if it was about to go berserk and destroy the world, but in the end she let go powerlessly.

"I am no match for her."

"Even in her original form, it is impossible to defeat her or replace her."

The female ghost Wanda said dejectedly.

After experiencing so many ups and downs, not only is her life not as good as Farm Wanda's, but her fighting ability is also far inferior.

Bullshit superhero, she's such a failure.

The huge gap made the female ghost Wanda want to cry and her nose was sore.

"Woo woo woo! Wow—"

At this time, a hearty cry was heard nearby. John sat on the ground and wailed, "As expected, Guan Dad is the strongest. As long as I stay by his side, there will be endless possibilities. Woo woo woo!"

"Just one farm, Wanda, is so terrifying."

"I can't even imagine how powerful, terrifying, and invincible the other me would be!"

Ghost Wanda: “…”

John cried so sadly, was heartbroken, and had a very serious expression on his face, and he looked all over the world for dairy products.

So much so that she suddenly wasn't sad anymore, and even felt like laughing in her confusion.

But she didn't laugh out loud.

It’s not because John is not funny, but because the research he has been doing has yielded results.

Wanda, Black Strange, and Homelander.

None of the three are scientists.

But by controlling DC Blue Planet, they can make use of a lot of technologies and scientists, and there are superheroes everywhere who serve as prototypes and raw materials.

Such as this moment.

While crying, John injected himself with Terminal Velocity 9, various chemicals, and dark matter.

Behind him was a huge mechanical equipment and countless spider-web-like pipes that extended like blood vessels into the motherland's battle uniform, connecting the flesh and blood.

then.

"Sizzle, sizzle!"

John started to vibrate as he cried. The ultra-high speed vibration blurred everyone's vision and made his voice hoarse.

At the same time, there appeared faint blue arcs of lightning.

But it wasn't lightning.

That is one of DC's most powerful and incredible powers, the Speed ​​Force.

In the hands of Barry Allen, the Flash.

The speed force seems a bit funny. After all, he can be chased by motorcycles, hit by bullets, and knocked unconscious by people with clubs.

But that's because Barry Allen is good.

Actually.

Having super speed force is equivalent to having an alternative biological force field.

He possesses super speed, items granted by the Speed ​​Force, super perception, super-speed thinking, the ability to travel through time and space, and even infinite mass punches... and other incredible skills.

A speed force hand blade that cuts molecules and quarks through vibrations.

Even Kryptonians can be killed easily.

It is an ability that normally, you don’t know how to lose.

"How do you feel? How do you feel about your teeth?"

The ghost girl Wanda asked.

“Awesome!”

John answered.

With the Speed ​​Force, his weakness of not having biological force fields was also made up for.

of course.

There are also disadvantages, that is, he was watched by the Speed ​​Force and discovered by the Flash in different time and space.

In addition, the DC Universe's peacekeeping force, the Green Lantern Corps, also noticed him.

Not to mention Barbatos who was always gritting his teeth.

But so what?

Everyone in DC is insane and can't get anything done.

For example, the clever Batman is the most typical madman, and the entire Gotham is a mental hospital that he uses to amuse himself.

The super villains are caught and released, released and caught, just for fun.

"It's not a big problem."

"First, we'll start the Speed ​​Force War and capture all the Flashes to use as hamsters. Then we'll take care of the Lantern Corps, giving each of them a Lantern Ring."

"Kill Barbatos and take control of the Batman Corps..."

"Our strength can still be improved."

John cried and then laughed, and his laughter was hideous and crazy.

"…It's okay to fail occasionally. Superheroes don't kill people."

"whee."

……

Meanwhile, Marvel.

"6."

On the farm, Guan Fuyun, A-Zu, Godzilla, and Tunmei who came to eat, sat together and listened to Wanda.

"Don't be afraid of the story I'm about to tell you."

Wanda said with a straight face.

"We are gods, we are not afraid, you say." A Zu said with a grin.

At this moment.

He was still using the Time Stone to play the exciting battle report between superheroes and zombie superheroes.

Apart from anything else, on the battlefield between mutants and X-Men, Professor X's bald head is almost too big to be stacked, and it's flashing and glittering.

It's not so difficult to explain in the movie. Before using the Apocalypse brand barber, Charles once had hair.

But in the comics, this guy was already bald during the battle with the umbilical cord in the womb, and the zombie Professor X even had his crown bald. There is an advantage in my beauty.

Even Doom, who came to collect population and expand the fighting world, was shocked.

"Zombie Wanda seems to know me."

"It's not the kind of knowledge that comes from a brief encounter, but an understanding that comes from in-depth research and careful planning."

"She was extremely jealous of me and even wanted to replace my life."

Wanda said.

Many times, a crisis can be avoided by simply speaking some reasonable words.

Superheroes are all about “guess”, “guess whether I guess or not”, “fight”, “oops”.

This is prohibited on the farm.

So when Wanda realized something was wrong, she immediately came to report it.

"exactly."

"You can't call her Zombie Wanda. There is a scarlet soul inside Zombie Wanda."

Wanda spread her hands and said, "I don't know who she is or what universe she comes from."

"But she must be a threat."

Replace life?

Hearing this, A-Zu was stunned for a moment. He put himself in the other person's shoes and thought, what if someone wanted to replace his life?

"That's unreasonable!"

In an instant, A-Zu's face turned red.

"That is indeed a serious problem."

Guan Fuyun also said, "It's annoying just listening to it."

Marvel is famous for its many multiverses and parallel universes, but this does not affect him.

Our own A-Zu and Wanda are our own people.

Other isotopes?

Just a stranger.

Guan Fuyun said: "Investigate strictly."

"Dad is right! So right!"

Realizing that his father didn't care about the "isotope" in his heart, A-Zu smiled happily again.

There was light in his eyes, and the biological force field spread out at once.

Covered with blue stars.

As a result, naturally, no trace of the female ghost Wanda was found.

But they discovered that Apocalypse had been contacting Kang the Conqueror.

And a heavyweight zombie hero.

Zombie Sentinel.

Standing around the zombie sentinels are the Fantastic Four.

And Doom, who heard the news and came to mock Mr. Fantastic, who had lost his mind, become mentally retarded and insane for a piece of meat.