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Uchiha Itachi, the dark god of Gunara of the Uchiha clan, is an intellectual character with astonishing wisdom at the level of a Hokage.

This child has been smart since he was young.

His strength and intelligence are so great that even Uchiha Runtu finds him troublesome.

The specific performance is:

If there is a disagreement, the family tree will be sacrificed.

He scares Sasuke every day, forces him to become an avenger and a killing machine, and then prepares Kotoamatsukami, wanting to format it and rewrite it with one click.

And this moment.

Uchiha Itachi's words also shocked everyone.

"Yup!"

“Times have changed, and tactics must be adjusted accordingly.”

"Let Hidan open a blood donation station, or steal blood from the medical department... wouldn't he be invincible that way?"

The Hundred Machine Scorpion was happy in the puppet.

Payne: "..."

Kangmi Ge also fell silent.

He acted like a Kami and praised, "You still hate Konoha, one against seven."

But then again.

Now that the ninja village is gone, can they still be considered rebel ninjas?

I don’t understand.

But in short, under the initiative and promotion of Uchiha Itachi.

The Akatsuki organization is fighting in a group.

First, he collected information about Flying Thunder God Naruto and Tech Sasuke, then he sowed discord among the villages, and then he disguised himself, lurked, and gathered at a blood donation station under various identities.

This plan is imaginative, seamless, and unnoticed, and it keeps pace with the changes of the times.

Everyone present in the Akatsuki organization are all veteran ninjas and old hands.

Plotting against the young Naruto and Sasuke.

Isn’t it simple?

then.

All the members of Akatsuki, except Madara who was dead, including Nagato behind Pain, as well as Afei and Obito, were captured by Guan Fuyun who was passing by to see the girl group Hinata, the girl Mei Terumi, and my damn Tsuna.

He was having a great time when he saw a group of weird-looking pretenders parading through the streets.

Look at his different style of painting.

Some wanted to stab him to draw his blood, some wanted to glare at him with Tsukuyomi, some wanted him to donate his heart, and some wanted to turn him into a White Zetsu.

Just caught him.

As soon as this incident happened, it immediately attracted the attention of the entire ninja world.

With the advent of the company, television, mobile phones and the Internet also became popular rapidly.

No.

It should be said that these things have always existed, and now there are even more of them.

The level of technological development in the ninja world has always been very abstract.

"Hello everyone from the former ninja world."

"I'm the CEO of the company, I'm in the way."

"Welcome to our news. In the past two days, all members of the well-known evil organization Akatsuki have been arrested. This has become the hottest topic in the ninja world."

"Naruto, who always speaks his mind, said that if the Akatsuki organization is caught like this, they may not even have their lives."

The scene then switches to the interview scene.

On one side are the reporters, and on the other side are the Akatsuki organization who are shackled and detained in an abnormal human research center.

There is a mosaic on everyone's face.

"This is Uchiha, a vicious criminal who suffers from a hereditary mental illness."

"It is reported that because of the brainwashing of the old ninja village and the Hokage, Uchiha got hot-headed and teamed up with the mysterious masked man to massacre the entire clan."

"The cruelty of the means and the severity of the crime are outrageous. This is a typical serious case and a major case!"

"Recently, our company's founder's father, Mr. Guan, has been on vacation in Naruto Village."

"While enjoying the girl group singing and dancing rap."

"I transformed myself into a kind-hearted passerby and helped arrest the Uchiha who was plotting evil."

"It is understood that Uchiha's brother, Uchiha Sasuke, strongly demands that the tube be removed, the criminal be tried quickly, and be shot."

"A pair of Mangekyō from Uchiha, and Sasuke also signed the organ donation certificate."

"For this undesirable phenomenon of hot plugging of eyeballs."

"Friendly reminder from our reporter: This contains AI, please do not imitate, please switch to manual operation."

The reporter briefly introduced the murderer's resume.

Then the microphone was given to Uchiha Itachi.

"..."

Itachi's silence was deafening.

after a while.

He was so angry that his facial wrinkles were twisted. He paused and laughed wildly, "I am a ninja from Konoha, an undercover agent! In order to infiltrate the Akatsuki organization, I killed my whole family! I am also a victim!"

He wanted to refute, but the problem was that what the reporter said was completely objective facts, he just changed the speech script to make it news-oriented.

It's hard for him to tell.

"Criminals often feel that they are innocent, which is a normal phenomenon. Many people are born with brain defects, and because of abnormal hormone secretion, their emotions are distorted."

"This is especially true of the Uchiha clan."

The reporter then gives a voice-over to the audience.

then.

Itachi was beaten up by the Akatsuki organization.

"This is an internal fight among criminal gangs."

The reporter continued the voiceover.

At this time, many paid comments floated by, and it was Sasuke who was giving crazy rewards.

The microphone was immediately handed to Nagato, and the reporter asked, "As the leader of the Akatsuki organization, what do you want to say?"

"A bag of rice has to be carried to several floors, a bag of rice has to be carried to the second floor, a bag of rice is too much, a bag of rice is washed by me, a bag of rice I washed so much mud, and that pile of black tiles, tiles are all covered with mud, who will give you a bag of rice, come on, add water!"

Nagato said sternly.

He controlled Pain, his Samsara Eye widened, and he wanted to hold down the great god Luo Tensei.

The result is of course useless.

In the Abnormal Human Research Center, there are many ways to suppress extraordinary powers.

"The keyword for this crime boss is rice."

The reporter had an expression of sudden enlightenment on his face, "It seems that he suffered a lot of hunger when he was a child. Look at how hungry he is now, and how skinny he is."

Nagato: "..."

The reporter also interviewed Xiaonan, a pure paper man whose brain was washed.

Hidan, the devilish man.

Kakuzu loves money and regards it as his life.

This person is a special talent, and Kakuzu has lived for a long time, so most of his enemies are dead and he doesn't have many grudges.

Aishili thought about it and decided to recruit Kakuzu to be the company's financial director.

Scorpion, a puppet man and a cyborg, this kind of Frankenstein is not uncommon in Marvel.

Absolutely, Aloe people.

Can be used to make aloe vera cream.

Itachi's partner, Orochimaru.

Let’s lock up the abnormally developed snake-skinned man. Maybe he can be used when the company opens a zoo in the future.

The last two.

A Fei and Obito.

"Excuse me, Mr. Obito, what made you decide to take revenge on Konoha and kill Minato and Kushina?"

reporter asked.

"I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten out Rin's reflection," Obito said grimly.

"How do you feel after defeating Minato and Kushina? Are you happy?" the reporter asked again.

"Thoughts and wishes are all in vain. If you are tripped by such illusory things, you can't do anything." Obito said proudly.

"So what did you do?" the reporter asked again.

"..."

Obito was silent now.

He originally wanted to say that this world full of despair has no value in existence.

but……

Naruto changed all that.

Use a very simple method to ensure everyone has a full meal.

and this.

With the power of ninjas and ninjutsu, is it impossible?

of course can!

But Obito doesn't have that brain.

So he was speechless.

……

soon.

Itachi, Nagato, and Obito were lined up to be shot.

The five eyes of the three people were all put in a jar and became Guan Fuyun's collection.

The rest of the Akatsuki members were also sentenced to different punishments.

Even among the company’s shows, this is the most legalistic episode.

then.

Seeing that he could change the ninja world at will, Guan Fuyun went to the moon again and dug out Princess Kaguya.

This naive Otsutsuki has been sealed in the Six Paths for many years.

He was still a little grumpy when he first came out, grinning.

After being hit twice by Guan Fuyun, he became obedient.

As obedient as a little rabbit.

And once she gets her phone and starts watching short videos, Kaguya-sama is more addicted than anyone else.

After all, she is a person who can be attracted by the reverse harem technique.

but……

When I discovered that Kaguya was secretly taking photos of me and using my photos as wallpaper.

Guan Fuyun still felt like he had been tricked.