American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

I will make you regret it later.

Sarutobi Hiruzen came to the ninja school and found a normal person, Naruto, in the corner.

"Ninjas are just tools."

"But why should I, who possess ninjutsu and chakra, become someone else's tool?"

"Uncle Guan is right! In the supernatural world, the strong should be respected. Otherwise, when disaster strikes, can those stupid tycoons who only profit from profit withstand it?"

"Compared to Azuko who owns many planets and galaxies, the Fire Nation is too small. Chakra is just one branch of the many cosmic energies."

"But with Azu-ge and Uncle Guan behind me, I want to seize the title of Daimyo-tori of the Land of Fire, in accordance with etiquette and law."

Naruto was thinking.

Although he looks stupid, he is actually very smart.

It's just that it has been delayed by Ashura Chakra.

now.

Meet the Sandaime, Sarutobi Hiruzen again.

Naruto nodded, "You're here."

If it were in the past, he would still have some feelings for old Biden who often took care of him.

but now.

Naruto got straight to the point, asking, but more so, confirming, "Sandaime Hokage-sama, may I ask, is my father the Yondaime?"

"Uh!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was choked by the question. He changed the subject and said with a kind smile: "I heard that you hit someone today? Naruto, why? Are you unhappy?"

?

Is this important?

Naruto frowned, "They were the first to do it."

"Yeah, but why? It takes two to tango, Naruto."

Sarutobi Hiruzen continued to smile kindly.

Naruto suddenly froze.

Two pictures are intertwined and rotated at this moment.

One is that Azu Ge tore open the space, and Uncle Guan made a handsome appearance, and with a wave of his hand, he solved the problem of the Nine-Tailed Fox and the impurities.

Then let yourself experience the life of a normal person and give yourself many gifts.

Tell him what it means to live a vivid life.

One is that when he was a child, every time he was bullied, the third generation old Biden would appear and accompany him.

But why was he bullied since he was a child?

He wasn't a troublemaker since he was a child.

He is very obedient.

and.

Those who bullied him were never punished, and he cursed them vigorously every day.

Thinking back to the words of the Sandaime who accompanied me and comforted me...

Isn’t this PUA?

"Shh!"

In an instant, the kunai was thrown and the Flying Thunder God flashed.

Naruto appeared opposite Sarutobi Hiruzen. He squatted on the table of the ninja school, raised his hand, and slapped old Biden.

"Snapped!"

The sound is loud.

"Look." Naruto analyzed calmly and logically, "If someone sticks out his face, a slap can make a loud noise."

"Whether it's the fourth generation or the third generation."

"Nine-tailed demon fox?"

"The night of disaster?"

"Those are the village's problems, not my problems."

"I am not your living ancestor, and no one has ever offered me tribute. Why should I bear the hatred of the Nine-Tailed Fox and be hated by everyone? Do I owe you anything?"

A series of words, accompanied by an outburst of emotions.

It’s even more powerful than Flying Thunder God.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was struck by lightning, his head was buzzing, and he said hesitantly: "Naruto, the prejudice in the hearts of the villagers is as big as a mountain. But the village is a whole, where Konoha dances..."

coming.

Sarutobi Hiruzen started to add value, using the rhetoric of the will of fire, intending to continue moral blackmail.

Naruto didn't even want to hear it.

He interrupted directly: "Ninjas are born as fighting tools. They are a wrong existence. The scenery on the road of ninjas is too cruel and crazy."

"In my life, I am destined to get rid of my identity as a ninja, gain freedom, and live in the sunshine."

"And you, Sandaime."

"You could live in the sunshine, but you degenerate into a tool and even create more tools."

"I'm very disappointed in you."

The words fell.

"Naruto, how do you speak to the Hokage-sama?"

"Uncultured thing!"

"hateful!"

All kinds of insults filled with contempt appeared again.

"Shh!"

Naruto flew directly over as the Thunder God and pierced their mouths and stomachs with kunai.

Amidst the wailing sounds all over the place.

He walked away with his intestines lifted.

"..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen just watched the whole process.

His heart was filled with regret.

If he died in World War II, then he, Sarutobi Hiruzen, would be the hero of Konoha. If he died on the night of the Nine-Tails Rebellion, he would be a respected elder.

But he happened to live to this day.

Not so many conspiracy theories.

Now, he is just a person who wants to control everything but is not good at anything. He only suffers from Alzheimer's disease which causes high blood pressure.

"What a beautiful Flying Thunder God and Instant Body Technique."

"If the Fourth Hokage and Kushina saw this, they would probably feel relieved, right?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi muttered to himself.

Naruto has grown up.

This is what he has always wanted to see.

But why is he so uneasy and frightened now?

"Jinchūriki must not act recklessly and must not go astray!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen is doing something stupid again and is ready to make a move.

……

Naruto has changed a lot.

The little brats in the ninja school who were with him day and night were the ones who could best notice this.

First, the face.

A childhood show-off, a normal Uchiha + the king of stress resistance, the second pillar, Sakura's dream... Sasuke is recognized to be handsome since he was young.

But he lost his beard, his dirty, shit-yellow turtleneck, and his goggles.

Change into a beautiful bun, like the same hairstyle as Rurouni Kenshin.

Then compared to Naruto, who was wearing a Marvel trendy T-shirt, cropped pants, and a full set of technological accessories.

It's much worse.

"Nana Nani?!"

At first glance, Sakura's second personality was almost handsome, "Is this Naruto?"

She couldn't believe it.

"Humph!"

Sasuke, who has black hair, has deep feelings for his brother, has eye techniques, and is a branch of the Otsutsuki bloodline... Sasuke, who has exactly the same configuration as Hinata, suddenly snorted.

The meaning is probably: Haha, Naruto, you have attracted my attention again.

The two have loved observing each other since they were young.

therefore.

Sasuke felt that Naruto was particularly eye-catching today, as if all his illnesses had been swept away and he looked brand new.

"..."

At the same time, Naruto was also looking at Sasuke.

He still remembered that this was a rare person in the Fire Nation who was almost equivalent to a normal person, as described by Uncle Guan.

This is a high evaluation.

The two of them stared at each other in the classroom of the ninja school, their eyes seemed to intertwine with lightning, making a crackling sound.

"See you at the duel!"

Suddenly, Sasuke stood up, put his hands in his pockets, and said coldly: "I can sense that you seem to have become stronger, Naruto."

"But you'll never beat me."

"Because the visions and capacities that we both carry are completely different."

"The end of the crane."

As soon as the words came out, the little girls started cheering.

"Shh!"

then.

Chakra greased the soles of his feet like a ray of golden light. Naruto simply threw a straight punch and Sasuke was beaten to tears.

My eyes turned red from crying.

His eyes were redder than a rabbit's, and his pupils were dilated, as if there was an extra tadpole.

“Is this an eye disease?”

Naruto felt embarrassed for making a normal person sick. He didn't have any reading glasses or nearsighted glasses, so he could only take out the telescope he got from the farm and hand it over.