American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

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With eternal approval: stamped, this god is authentic.

Blue Star.

Back at the farm, A-Zu, who was fiddling with the armor and flesh of the god, suddenly felt that he had another epiphany.

His connection with this universe, especially with the Blue Planet, has become much closer.

He used to say that Blue Star was his.

It's a bit like asking "who agrees and who disagrees" by relying on the power of force.

But this time it's different.

After his sudden realization, he could control and call upon the energy of the Blue Star just like Ego.

It was as if the blue star had also turned into a sun.

It became his and his father's farm.

This change is not reflected in the sudden increase in strength, speed, and thermal vision power, but is more subtle.

It’s as if every god can easily explode a star.

But in the comics, a large group of gods came to Blue Star to cause trouble, but no one of them killed Blue Star with a single attack.

As public servants of the cosmic system, gods are not allowed to explode stars for fun. They can concentrate their attacks, kinetic energy, and all unfavorable factors on the targets that need to be output.

Otherwise, if the world were destroyed at any time, Yongheng would have cried out in pain and said Yameide.

This is similar to the biological force field.

Wonderful unity.

A-Zu clearly felt that his biological force field had undergone some kind of transformation.

"Dad is right!"

"The bio-force field is my strongest ability!"

Once again, A-Zu admired his father's foresight.

"Ow."

Godzilla sat on the farm like a puppy, feeling the changes in Azu with an admiring look on his face.

……

And at this time.

"Crush the darkness with thunder!"

Thor is about to go into battle under the watchful eyes of the live broadcast audience.

He is reciting his lines.

After the company's operations, the Eternals, young and old, men, women, and children were driven out of the house and driven to the Kingdom of Small Days.

The pear also threw out propaganda such as "the dark and terrifying messenger of the evil god", "the super villain", and "the unprecedented villain".

Accompanied by malicious editing and journalism.

It immediately angered everyone.

"Come on Thor, justice will be served!"

“You’re the fattest!”

"Hulk, Mommy loves you!"

"Boring, I want to see a river of blood..."

"For the sake of the world, let's just live a simple life!"

There are all kinds of creatures in the barrage, expressing their own ideas according to the degree to which they have been domesticated by the company and become part of the fan circle.

But basically everyone expressed: support!

There is no way not to support it.

Marvel's passers-by and ordinary people also have reasons to speak out. What kind of lives did they live in the past?

A city is destroyed every three days, and a world is destroyed every week.

Sometimes when I’m walking on the street, eating hotpot and singing songs, I’m suddenly killed by a super villain or a superhero.

There is no place to seek justice.

How are they living now?

With just one APP, you can see extraordinary movements at a glance.

You can sit in the company's cinema with peace of mind and enjoy a 100% authentic performance.

Beautiful!

If anyone says that the company is evil, the audience can directly launch a cyber witch hunt or even an offline PK.

Especially in the United States, there were cases where a son beheaded his own father just because he voted for a different president, and then brought his head to him for a live show.

These people are born fans. The company just gives them a platform to say “Ahhh I love this”, “Do you know how hard Hulk works?”, etc., and they become unstoppable.

Today it is today.

The company's short videos, live broadcasts, and various programs have long swept the world.

"That's my son."

In the East, in a square.

Odin, who had just finished square dancing with Frigga and was sitting at the stone table with a smile on his face, ready to play mahjong, pointed at the live broadcast room with a proud look on his face.

"Is this true? Old Ding, please stop bragging!"

The old men around certainly didn't believe it and started to make jokes.

"Replace it if it's fake!"

When Odin heard this, he became even more proud.

exactly.

At this time, in the satellite live broadcast room.

Thor leaped forward and turned into thousands of thunders and arcs of lightning. He crossed the mountains and seas and came to the Kingdom of Little Days.

Then he hammered directly at the Eternals.

He appeared in the thunder and lightning, his golden armor gleaming, and his red cloak blown straight by the airflow.

"A bit handsome!"

The old men exclaimed.

next second.

Thor, who was obsessed with pretending to be cool, posing and looking for the camera, was hit by the Eternals' Big Dunk and flew away with a big Dunk.

The old men looked at Odin.

"He's an adopted son."

"Thor and I are not that familiar with each other, so don't get involved."

Odin cut decisively.

It was really an old man crawling into bed, which made Frigga laugh.

……

of course.

Although Thor is a bit funny, the battle is not suspenseful.

The awakened Thunder God is originally the strongest level after God the Father.

Although he doesn't have Storm Axe now.

But he has the Thunder Fruit rewarded by the company, which makes him stronger in both strength and combat.

Plus Hulk with the Tremor-Tremor Fruit and Vibranium Pants.

And the meme pollution of the black robe style.

The two of them directly suppressed the Eternals and killed them.

In the process, the city where Xiao Ri lived was destroyed...

who cares?

Thor is the son of the King of Gods, and his personality is naturally carefree and reckless.

Hulk loves to smash things.

So when Guan Fuyun woke up, the hot search he saw was.

[Shocked! The reason behind Hulk's destruction of Hokkaido is actually——]

【For the sake of justice, life can be simple. 】

[Thor and the Eternals fought a war, causing nuclear wastewater to flow back into the island of Rishi. The Prime Minister tasted it urgently and said, hiss, it's not spicy. ]

[It is rumored that the Prime Minister is currently in good condition, but has mutated and shows signs of cannibalism.]

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Guan Fuyun suspected that he had not woken up yet.

He fell asleep again.

……

the other side.

"I was down for days!!!"

By chance, Hela was exiled to the Blue Star, after drifting for a while.

Landed in Guangdong and Guangxi.

She refused to accept the result, and after much difficulty found the helmet, only to discover that she had indeed lost the artifact and divine power.

My mentality completely collapsed.

I am penniless and don’t even have a passport.

After Hela organized several smuggled people and made her first pot of gold, she was arrested by the relevant authorities.

In the labor camp.

Hela stared at Thor's live broadcast.

She is not familiar with Thor, but she knows Meowth Hammer very well.

only……

When it was in her hand, the Meow Hammer didn't have this kind of power.

Is it Thor who was trained by Odin and Old Biden?

No, no.

Hela didn't believe it at all. In her impression, Odin would win if he didn't harm his children.

"Is it that man?"

The company, A-Zu, A-Zu’s father…

This is a very easy thread to sort out.

When she thought of this, Hela's teeth were about to break, and she frantically collected information.

hateful!

Wasn’t it just one hand that crushed the Shi’ar Empire?

Isn’t it God?

You messed with me, Hela, and it was like kicking cotton! What's the point of messing with me? The consequence of messing with me is that you mess with me!

Hela huffed in anger.

……

I'm speechless, brothers. Is there anyone who is organizing the free update of funny articles?

If you want to modify the front, basically just delete, delete, and delete.

Today's second update will be a little later.