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Yondu, Star-Lord's adoptive father and real father, is also a space pirate and captain of the Predator team.

This Smurf and his whistle arrow stole the show in the movie.

The main focus is on being cool and casual.

This is not.

Yondu, who was about to die because of Ego, was not afraid at all and turned around to do his old job again.

He's out to rob again.

And he happened to rob Guan Fuyun.

Just happy.

Of course, Yongdu also has reasons to say so.

He has been wandering around this part of the Milky Way for many years and is very experienced.

Just take a look from a distance.

He knew at a glance whether the spacecraft belonged to Shi'ar, Kree, Skrull, or Nova Corps.

Then, it is easy to distinguish between warships and civilian ships, and whether they belong to wealthy people or paupers like Star-Lord.

Can……

He has never seen a flying farm!

Who can resist robbing it and take a look?

Guan Fuyun was on the farm. When he looked up, he saw space pirate ships roaring towards him like the spirited young men on the ghost fire motorcycles.

They danced, made exaggerated facial expressions, and laughed continuously.

Some light-like "anchors" also came over without any hesitation.

These energy hooks pulled the farm over, and the two sides were within visible distance.

Then the hatch of the spaceship opened, and Yondu, with blue skin, leather coat and whistling, walked out in a dashing manner.

"you--"

He strode forward, wanting to go up to the farm and say a few pretentious words to scare people.

Then it was like a fly hitting the car window.

Fly directly upside down.

Just the rebound of the farm itself was enough to send Yondu directly into the universe, and his whole body began to twitch and freeze.

If he hadn't had so many younger brothers around him, he would have died here.

"The idea is prickly!"

"broken!"

They came to rob, but in the end they couldn't even get into the other person's spaceship. The gap in equipment was too shocking!

What kind of civilization and high technology is this?

Horror!

The pirates panicked and hurriedly drew their weapons. Many energy guns were aimed at the farm, and then they held their breath.

Three seconds later.

The farm gate opened.

Guan Fuyun looked like an old farmer, holding vegetables and a spatula in his hands. Next to him was Wanda, a girl with a blackened face who was adding firewood.

Next came the guy who was chewing potato chips, drinking Coke, making constant crisp and tonning sounds, and swallowing a girl in a completely unruly manner.

When the three of them came out, they took a quick glance at the energy guns and continued talking and laughing.

The raiders were stunned.

What's the situation?

Hitting a wall when robbing is not an unfamiliar experience for them.

But those who came down from the starships were either monsters traveling through the universe in their physical bodies, or scientists who were obviously full of technological knowledge.

How come there are only a few... people?

At this time.

Guan Fuyun put down the dishes and spatula and said, "Sorry, I'm busy. Who of you wants to die? Just say it."

Recently, the company's business has grown, new audiences and fan groups have emerged, and there is always a certain voice emerging.

It is said that A-Zu has a kind character and is sunny and cheerful, but his style of behavior is so rampant that he is influenced by Guan Fuyun.

Guan Fuyun must clarify here that they are absolutely right.

"..."

As soon as these words were spoken, Yongdu, who had barely managed to save his life, broke out in a sweat.

If others don't know, how can he not know?

The Plunderers claim to be great pirates, claiming to be the most powerful and well-known force in the galaxy, but in reality they are just low-lifes and second-rate people.

Although when they get drunk and brag, they even compare themselves to the three major empires and Thanos's Black Cult.

But now, Yongdu was not drunk.

Although he didn't know who the man in front of him was, he was aware of the other's demeanor and the weirdness of this farm.

All of which explains: awesome.

Would such a person know the predator in the corner?

It is impossible that he has been famous for a long time, it can only be that the other party is "omniscient".

Either it is omniscience due to super powers, such as controlling time and predicting fate, or it is omniscience brought about by one's own identity, status, and information collection ability.

In any case, they can't afford to offend.

Thinking of this, Yongdu quickly signaled everyone to put down their guns and asked through the cosmic interpreter: "Where are you from? What are you doing?"

"Lan Xing." Guan Fuyun said, "Go call my eldest son home for dinner. He's having so much fun."

"!!!"

Now Yongdu felt even more disappointed.

Blue Star, he knew, because Star-Lord was from Blue Star.

But he also knew that the current Blue Star had the combat power to destroy the Shi'ar Empire.

If a planet like that were to spread the word that it was the first empire in the universe, everyone would probably admit it and say, "Big brother is awesome, let's take some shit out of here."

Yongdu didn’t know whether there were any forces on Blue Star that dared to provoke them now or not.

But he knew.

He is 100% untouchable.

"Crack!"

Thinking of this, Yongdu directly cut off an arm of his own, broke his arm to apologize, and said humbly: "I'm sorry, we wanted to say hello to our friends, but we accidentally looked at the wrong spaceship and recognized the wrong person."

"Is that so?" Guan Fuyun was surprised.

"That's right." Yongdu said sincerely.

"That doesn't matter." Guan Fuyun said, "Because now, I have decided to take your spaceship away. When I get to the trading center, I will sell you and the spaceship together."

"?"

When these words came out, the plunderers were all confused.

Yongdu's brain also twitched for a moment. He even suspected that there was something wrong with the cosmic interpreter, or that the communication methods between Blue Planet and the Milky Way were too different, causing some ambiguity.

After all, he felt that Guan Fuyun was too powerful and he couldn't afford to offend him.

But that also means that he suspects that Guan Fuyun has a powerful background.

But they never thought that the three people in front of them could turn around and rob them.

Do you really think that every person in the universe is a Thanos?

"You mean, you want to rob?" Yongdu, with his arm broken, asked tentatively.

"No, that's not what I meant. You really misunderstood." Guan Fuyun said.

Yongdu then breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself, that’s right, this is right.

But immediately, he heard Guan Fuyun continue to say: "What I mean is, I want to drive your spaceship away and take a look to see if there are any valuable souvenirs that can be used as figurines."

"And then sell you all out."

"Anyone who disagrees can jump off the spaceship now. Do you understand?"

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