American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

"I see."

Guan Fuyun nodded.

The Shi'ar Empire is attacking?

There's no need to panic, it's just a small matter and not a big problem.

Well, he had an idea. Why not have a quick family activity?

When I think about it, I feel a little excited.

but.

We have to wait for Wanda to finish class first.

"We are a family, fighting against the first empire in the universe?"

"Good good!"

When A-Zu heard this, his eyes lit up. This sounded so fun!

That's still what dad knows how to play.

He was also looking forward to it.

When the news was released, Ai Shili heard it and was shocked. Oh my god! Mr. Guan, Mr. Zu, Wanda, and Godzilla are all here?

This……

This is no longer a question of whether Xia can win or not.

What she has to consider now is how to manage such a vast universe.

hiss!

The surprise came too suddenly.

She laughed out loud in disbelief and was no longer worried at all.

of course.

To all life in the universe, the wrath of the Shi'ar Empire is still terrifying, like a flood or a beast.

Because of the Shi'ar Empire.

Also known as the Fierce Feather Empire, it is a collection of countless alien races, cultures, and worlds. It is known as the three major alien empires along with the Skrull Empire and the Kree Empire.

But that was once.

As the Skrull Empire's home planet was digested by Galactus, and as the Skrull Empire and the Kree Empire consumed each other and declined.

Today, the Shi'ar Empire has become the first civilization in the universe.

The youngest, with the most advanced technology and the most powerful military force, no one in the universe dares to disobey its commands.

Sound familiar?

Yep!

This is Amei in her big size.

In the universe, the Shi'ar Empire, like the United States, acts as the cosmic police everywhere.

For example, in comics.

Queen Lilandra of the Shi'ar Empire is willing to break the peace with the Kree and Skrull to help them end their long and destructive war.

It means: in the end both sides will be beaten into idiots, and you can reap the benefits happily.

For example, in order to deal with the Dark Phoenix, the Shi'ar Empire acted on its own initiative, dragged the entire universe into the quagmire of war, and then left it alone.

Just like American officials are particularly conspicuous and like to shout.

Give Queen Lilandra of the Shi'ar Empire a fleet, and she'll even want to fight Galactus.

This is not the most abstract.

The most abstract thing is that the Shi'ar Empire cannot tolerate any art or abstraction.

Shia believed that artistic creation was a sign of insanity and deviance because they had lost the ability to dream.

In Shia, those who are capable of dreaming will do everything they can to curb their impulses.

even.

The death penalty is a common cure for this "disease".

And what does the company do?

Superhero + singing and dancing.

It's about making a fortune by playing with abstractions.

It can be imagined that when the two sides meet, they must be blushing and thinking that the other party is sweet/salty tofu pudding.

……

Also in the company, the Seven Hall.

Spider-Man X2, Captain Troll, Hulk, Professor X, Magneto, and Thor, each sat in their seats.

Like the leaders of gangs, behind each of them stands a group of great men.

For example, Wolverine, X23, the educated Cassandra, Venom Eddie, Juggernaut, and the lively Loki...

It can be described as an abundance of talents.

The immortals are as numerous as hemp.

“It’s time to put aside endorsements, movies, money… and talk about the planet.”

The captain of the locomotive said: "The Skrulls are going to invade us, and the Shi'ar Empire is joining in the fun, so let's fight!"

Although the two sides only exchanged a few moves briefly in the channel opened up by the space gem.

Although Mr. Guan is here, we are guaranteed to win in the ranking.

But that doesn't mean superheroes are out of work.

The technologies owned by the Shi'ar Empire include but are not limited to superluminal space starships, ship-borne or individual energy weapons, force fields, superluminal communication technology, and transmission technology...

Just for a moment.

The space fleet was still on the way when super soldiers were deployed.

Based on the principle that when two countries go to war, they should first blow up the springs.

Those super soldiers went straight to the American fleet, and as you can imagine, the ships used by the United States were directly blown up to the sky.

The soldiers wore red high heels, twisted their strong backs and ran like a group of demons dancing wildly, which was particularly spectacular.

Wait for these super soldiers to chase all the way to the shore.

Like Zod the Kryptonian.

He was wearing sci-fi armor, which was terrifying, and then he started to smash the building with his bare hands.

Rumble!

Buildings collapsed, streets collapsed, and people screamed and scattered.

The little heroes who rushed forward to show off, such as "Basketball Man", "Skateboard Man", "Yo-Yo Man" and so on, were quickly killed.

The local police station did show up, but that was all they did.

Like Kakuzu throwing a shuriken from eight hundred miles away.

They fired a few shots symbolically, and the super soldiers also smashed a few police cars symbolically, and then both sides seemed to have completed their mission.

The police officers ran without looking back, and the super soldiers killed indiscriminately without looking back.

"Whoosh!"

At this time, armor whistled in the sky, steel shuttled, and Tony and his best friend War Machine came.

"The street you just funded to repair has been destroyed again."

"Tony."

War Machine said jokingly, "It's like a child's hard-earned building blocks are knocked away by a passing stray dog."

"I know you can do without metaphors." Tony said with a dark face.

He couldn't bear it anymore.

He simply raised his hand cannon and a laser shot out like a spear, causing the super soldier to stagger.

Tony said, "That's it, villain."

Unexpectedly, the super soldier got furious after hearing this and retorted: "Watch your words! Blue Star people! The one in front of you is not a villain or a gangster, but a reserve member of the Shi'ar Imperial Guard, a glorious warrior!"

"?"

Iron Man and War Machine looked at each other.

This guy with feathers on his head said he was a "blue star man", which means he is an alien?

Can aliens speak English now?

666.

"So, Mr. Alien."

War Machine asked coquettishly, "Are you here to find your mother?"

The words have not yet fallen.

The super soldier came over with a telephone pole.

"Da da da!"

Iron Man and War Machine rushed forward, using firepower suppression and tactical involvement, then changing clothes and armor in a round-the-clock battle. It took a lot of effort to deal with the super soldier, and he was tying him up.

Then there was a sound of "dirt dripping".

Then I saw the locomotive running over with a vibranium shield in his hand. He looked like he was really pulling a train, and behind him was a long line of knocked-down super soldiers.

"Busy now?"

"Want to charge?"

The fat guy Thor dropped from the sky, greeted them with a smile, and then asked in surprise: "Wow, you actually captured someone alive?"

"Amazing! Unlike us, we killed these people in one strike."

He was really praising people.

but.

Tony: "..."

War Machine: “…”

The two didn't know what to say. They wanted to complain about Thor, but they couldn't think of any nasty words.

Fortunately, at this moment, the super soldier raised his head and said angrily, "Don't get carried away! Lord Doujian will destroy you! He will!"

Hearing him say that, War Machine showed an expression that said, "Brother, you shocked me," and asked calmly, "Who is the swordfighting guy?"

"Not just any one of them, Master Dou Jian is the strongest warrior in the universe!"

Even if he was defeated and captured, the super soldier would still proudly puff out his chest as long as he picked up the sword.

"Why destroy us?"

Tony was confused.

Hearing this, the super soldier seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the universe, and sarcastically said, "The farmer wants to kill the turkey. Does he need to ask the turkey's opinion? Does he need to care about the turkey's feelings?"

“Just think about it, so do it.”

"Because this planet was originally part of the territory of the Shi'ar Empire."

"You are the ones coming!"

Tony was not happy with this: "We have never agreed to become a vassal of the so-called Shi'ar Empire."

"Your opinions don't matter, Blue Star people."

The super soldier became more and more arrogant as he spoke, "Because the entire universe recognizes this, Blue Planet belongs to Shia."

"Asgard doesn't agree either!" Thor added.

"Yo, yo, so you're from Asgard? It doesn't matter. No one will care about your opinions."

The super soldier continued to taunt, "Blue Planet is ignored because it is too weak, like a group of bugs. As for Asgard, it is because Odin's reputation is too bad, and the whole universe is unwilling to give him face."

Thor: “!”

broken!

No matter how cautious he was, he was still defeated by his father!