In order not to be devoured by the gods, I had to transform
Chapter 16 I may not be a human, but you are a real dog
Dahei walked in the small garden, leading the way, and Baiwu followed behind him, feeling very curious, wondering what Dahei's gift was.
As they walked, they came to a small bend where there was a huge cardboard box with a few pieces of clothing inside. It was obvious that this was a small hut someone had built for Dahei.
Dahei went into the hut, used his paws to turn over the clothes on the ground, and kept sniffing left and right. After sniffing for a long time, he picked up a small object from the hut and placed it in front of Baiwu.
Looking at the small object that Dahei placed on the ground, Bai Wu was filled with dismay.
If he was not mistaken, the small triangular piece of cloth with blue and white stripes on the ground must be the personal belongings of a female student in the school who had been harmed by Dahei.
Holy shit, this is the gift I’ve been looking forward to for so long?
If I take this back to the classroom, won't I be scolded for the rest of my life?
Is he that kind of person?
Seeing the mottled marks on it that were suspected to be Dahei's saliva, Bai Wu kicked Dahei back in disgust.
The bastard doesn't even know to get a new one.
Dahei was stunned for a moment, then he was overjoyed. It had carefully selected for a long time before picking the one with the lightest smell. Fortunately, it didn't want it, otherwise it wouldn't have been able to sleep well at night.
However, Dahei was not someone who did not know how to repay a favor, so he turned around and went back into the hut to search.
After a while, it came out again with a piece of green ink paper in its mouth.
A very cute fifty-dollar note was placed at Bai Wu's feet. He looked at him expectantly and said, "You'll definitely want it now, right?"
It saw students in the school taking this thing to a house and exchanging it for a lot of food. It must be a good thing.
Bai Wu wanted to put it away, but after his vitality increased, his eyesight became sharper. He saw a faint red shadow in the hut, and immediately coughed twice, and said earnestly:
"Dahei, I love my motherland, I can't stand green, I prefer red. Is there such a thing as red?"
After saying that, he was still afraid that Dahei might not understand, so he pointed to the red upper of the shoes he was wearing today, and then pointed to the green fifty-yuan note on the ground.
Dahei understood, ran back to the cabin, took out the 100-yuan note, and looked at Baiwu with empty eyes.
I don't understand people like this who actually discriminate based on color.
Bai Wu picked up the 100 yuan, touched it, and found that it was real.
Just as he was about to leave, he saw the fifty yuan on the ground and suddenly felt his conscience condemned.
How can you give up fifty yuan for 100 yuan? Isn't fifty yuan a lot of money?
Just because its color is green, you don’t want it. Sorry, my fifty dollars. I immediately bent down and picked up the fifty dollars.
Dahei became anxious. Why did this man smell like him? He bared his teeth at Baiwu and motioned him to put him down.
I may not be a human, but you are a real dog!
Bai Wu suddenly sighed, "Dahei, do you know why Xiaohua doesn't like you?"
Everyone in the school knows that Dahei likes Xiaohua. Every day, Dahei can be seen circling around a little flower dog living in the community next to the school, but he cannot get the one he loves.
Dahei was stunned. Although he didn't understand, he heard Xiaohua's name.
"It's because of this fifty-dollar note that the green color has become a curse. With it, it's impossible for you and Xiaohua to be together. I'm here to help you get rid of this curse. I'm doing this for humanitarian reasons, not for your fifty-dollar note. You know I don't like the color green."
After saying that, he got up and ran away without caring about Dahei who was standing there in a daze.
Dahei: You'd better be okay.
But when I think of Xiaohua's beautiful face, I don't take this little matter to heart. I haven't sent any bones to Xiaohua today. If I'm late, Xiaohua will scold me.
By the way, I have to prepare one more. Last time I saw Xiaohua living with his cousin, he was scolded for not having one.
But it couldn’t understand why Xiaohua was a poodle and had a golden retriever cousin?
Dahei strode towards the back mountain of the school. Xiaohua and her cousin were looking at the scenery in the woods at the back mountain, so he had to go and take a look.
Bai Wu had no idea what Dahei was thinking after returning to the classroom. He had a net profit of 150 today and was in a very good mood.
While we were reading in the morning, our head teacher, Lao Yang, walked in and knocked on the podium.
"Well, I don't know if you have received the news. Recently, there have been more than a hundred stray dog bites in Yangcheng. Students must be careful not to provoke stray dogs. It is best to avoid them if you see them. Now is a critical period for you. Being bitten by a dog will be very troublesome."
As soon as the words fell, the classroom began to buzz.
"My neighbor was bitten and is now completely crazy. Even the rabies vaccine is useless."
"I've heard that too. Some people have even posted videos on Douyin and Kuaishou."
"Yes, yes, yes, I watched that video too. That person did nothing but kept talking about his belief in gods."
"This is not because of being bitten by a dog. How can one believe in God just because of being bitten by a dog? Most likely, that person has been brainwashed by something."
"Be careful not to get bitten by a dog." Some students were still frightened.
"Hey, it's very dark inside the school. At most, we can add a small flower. There's nothing to be afraid of." Some students don't care much.
"It seems there's also a big golden retriever, Xiaohua's new dog boyfriend. I feel sorry for Dahei for a second."
As a prominent figure in the school, Dahei's history of being a bootlicker has been widely circulated.
Many students in the classroom were still talking, but it could not disturb Bai Wu who was immersed in studying. He had already borrowed all of Gu Feiyang's subsequent notes. This serious attitude towards study made Gu Feiyang look at him sideways.
My deskmate had been slacking off for nearly two and a half years, but now he has actually started to study seriously. And judging by his performance, it’s not just a passing fad. He might even be able to pull off a dark horse miracle.
But unfortunately, you and I are no longer from the same world.
Ugh!
With this thought in mind, Gu Feiyang looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his eyes filled with a trace of melancholy. This ordinary life is finally far away from me...
......
In the shopping mall, a group of dog catching team put several mad stray dogs into cages in a rather awkward manner.
"Fuck, what did these dogs eat to make them so ferocious?" Someone stroked the bitten cuffs of his special clothes, somewhat shocked.
One of them reported the situation to Xu Sheng: "Captain Xu, the main areas where stray dogs gather in Yangcheng have been cleared, but there will definitely be some that slip through the net. For now, we can only adopt a squatting method and clean them up slowly."
Although he didn't understand why Captain Xu, who was said to be from a higher-up, asked them to capture stray dogs, based on the strange behavior of these stray dogs, he knew that perhaps some things were better not to be known.
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