In order not to be devoured by the gods, I had to transform
Chapter 136 Gu Feiyang: He is paralyzed!
Just as Bai Wu was hurrying back with a bag of barbecue in a thermos bag, the commotion he had caused took a long time to subside.
At the Pentagon in the United States, Swillson stared at the screen expressionlessly. The screen remained on a scene of white fog across the sky.
However, his fists, which were clenched so tightly that they were shaking slightly, showed that his heart was not as calm as his expression showed.
“Does our country have anyone who can rival this man now?”
He tilted his head and looked at the staff beside him.
The staff member opened his mouth, his mind racing, "Mr. Di Enzo will definitely surpass this guy in time."
"In time..."
Swelson shook his head and laughed.
"We don't have that much time. Our position is shaky!"
During this period of time, since Xia Country has demonstrated its extraordinary strength, some things that were originally planned by them have been slowly moving towards Xia Country. This is something that he and the United States absolutely cannot accept.
"We must improve our extraordinary strength as soon as possible. Otherwise, if that Golden Crow comes to us, we will probably have no choice but to resort to missile bombing."
Not only the United States, most of the countries that witnessed this battle felt deeply that their country's extraordinary strength was somewhat backward compared to Xia Country.
Not to mention others, just take the Superman Blue Cat that appeared today and the Empire Destroyer Dragon that appeared in the previous Three Kingdoms Tournament. None of them can match these two. They will be killed in one move when they meet them.
Many people can’t understand why there are so many ruthless characters in Xiaguo.
Under the pressure of the situation, some people become impatient for success.
......
Bai Wu began to doubt his own IQ.
Why would he just buy some barbecue from a barbecue stall in Yangcheng and fly over a thousand miles with it?
Fortunately, these things are as light as nothing to Superman Tom and have no effect on him.
Carrying two large bags of barbecue in thermos bags and dozens of bottles of Coke, Bai Wu pushed open the classroom door.
"Fuck, Brother Wu, are you finally free of constipation?"
When the people in the classroom saw the white fog appear, someone immediately exclaimed.
???
Bai Wu tilted his head to express his confusion.
With this exclamation, everyone in the classroom raised their heads and looked at him with a very subtle expression.
Bai Wu took a deep breath and looked towards Gu Feiyang's position.
Classmate Gu Feiyang looked at his good brother with shame.
He shouldn't have been so bold as to tell his good brother's secret.
"I'm not constipated. I just went out for something. I brought you some barbecue. I'll put it on the podium for everyone to take. One portion per person has been packaged."
When Bai Wu said this, he felt the veins on his forehead throbbing.
A lifetime of good reputation is ruined in an instant!
The students in the classroom then noticed the two large bags of barbecue in Bai Wu's hands. A unique aroma of barbecue wafted out from the gaps in the insulation bags, tickling the noses of the students in the front row.
“Is this bought for us?”
A classmate in the front row asked with wide eyes.
"Yes, everyone has a share, come and get it yourself."
Bai Wu smiled and nodded, put the things on the podium, and took out two copies.
"Wuhu, Brother Wu is so awesome. I was wondering how could Brother Wu be constipated."
"Yes, Brother Wu, there is a villain in the court!"
"I am reporting Gu Feiyang."
"Brother Wu, this way, Gu Feiyang is right there!"
In an instant, the atmosphere in the classroom was ignited. Who doesn’t like to have a barbecue late at night? It smells so good.
Bai Wu handed one of the two barbecues to Tan Yiyi.
The student council member took the barbecue and smiled happily, completely forgetting the rules he had set before in order to lose weight.
The other one was given to Gu Feiyang, which greatly moved him and made him secretly regretful.
How could I make up a story to expose my good brother's life stain?
But as he was eating, he felt something was wrong.
Why does this barbecue taste a bit numb?
The more you eat, the more numb it becomes!
It doesn't look like there's any peppercorns on it.
The numbness this feels is a little different from the usual numbness you get from Sichuan peppercorns. Sichuan peppercorns only numb your mouth, but this barbecue makes your whole body numb.
Suddenly, Gu Feiyang stopped biting the barbecue. Was this a sign of some illness?
He took out his cell phone and searched on Baidu. When the search results came out, his face instantly lost color.
Fear enveloped him, and he suddenly lost the mood to eat the barbecue.
The whole person fell silent, enveloped by the negative atmosphere.
Even after I stopped eating the barbecue, the numb feeling still did not go away.
Looking at his classmates happily eating barbecue around him, the sadness in his heart became even stronger.
He wanted to yell:
He is paralyzed!
Seeing this, Bai Wu, who was standing by, coughed dryly and silently withdrew his fingers that were touching Gu Feiyang's chair.
There was an extremely subtle arc of electricity flickering above the finger.
After a while, Gu Feiyang blinked with a look of surprise:
"Hey, I'm fine, I'm fine haha!"
Bai Wu struggled to control his restless hands and suppressed the urge to slap him in the face.
"Bang bang bang!"
Just as the students in the classroom were enjoying their meal, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"What's wrong with your class? You're the only one making noise in the whole building. Other classes are studying hard. How long will it take for the college entrance exam?"
The dean of studies appeared at the classroom door with a fierce look on his face, as black as charcoal.
The cheerful atmosphere in the classroom seemed to be paused all of a sudden.
"And eating barbecue, where did this come from?"
He smelled the strong barbecue smell in the classroom and frowned even more.
"I."
Bai Wu was about to stand up, but Gu Feiyang quickly held him down and whispered:
"It's okay. As long as we don't say anything, the most he can do is criticize our class. If you speak out, you might be punished."
No one in the classroom spoke, and no one looked at Bai Wu.
With the tacit understanding of the whole class, they fell into a strange silence for a moment.
"Okay."
Seeing this, the dean of studies became so angry that his face turned blue.
For a moment he was actually helpless against these little brats.
The college entrance examination is approaching, and corporal punishment is absolutely not acceptable. Once a small problem occurs, parents will be furious.
"Wait, I'll call your class teacher over now!"
In a rage, he started to make phone calls with a livid face. Perhaps he was too embarrassed to stay here, so he glared a few times and then left.
"Hahaha."
I don't know who laughed twice, and then the whole class started laughing.
My high school life is almost over, and there's something satisfying about doing something out of the ordinary.
When the evening self-study get out of class was about to end, our homeroom teacher, Lao Yang, came staggering over. His nose was red, and it was obvious that he had drunk some wine.
He smelled the lingering barbecue smell in the classroom and asked:
"Anything else? Give me some, too."
The classmates, who had known Lao Yang's temper for three years, immediately offered him the last portion of barbecue in a thermos bag in a very servile manner.
"Don't do this next time."
Lao Yang took the barbecue and glared, then took a bite of the chicken leg and said:
"This barbecue is a little cold. Remember to call me earlier next time. It won't taste good when it's cold."
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