HP Shavings Wizard

After getting a bunch of Daddy's pictures and chocolate frogs, and successfully threatening the owner of Honeydukes Candy Store to make couple's pictures of Daddy, Alison, who had stolen the account, was in a good mood. She Apparated to the Forbidden Forest and lifted the Transfiguration spell there.

"My neighbor stores grain, so I store guns. My neighbor is my granary."

"Why buy? Isn't it great to buy for free? Get all the pictures in one place"

"Your account is fine, but it will be mine in the next second"

"Isn't it for me to play with after the account is well maintained? Lu Dan himself has no objection"

Give up personal qualities and enjoy an immoral life

Alison was admiring the picture of Dumbledore, who had been frightened before but was now curiously looking outside.

broken!

She has more requests to make!

In addition to the cute and elegant old age pictures now, middle-aged and young age pictures should also be released. Her father and daddy were both very hot in their middle age, and they could wear clothes without any shape to show their sexy figure, with a curvy figure.

There are even words like DumbleDAMN, Yumbledore, and Dumblicious among fans - Newt's actor also said these words, so in a sense, it's very correct for Daddy to burn him.

Damn Riddle, he actually witnessed her father's middle age and was found time to pay attention to them for seven years during their hostile moments.

That's a good meal, asshole!

"If Grindelwald didn't top the list of the most dangerous dark wizards of all time, it was only because a mysterious person of a later generation took the crown."

Dream on! Today she will ruin the reputation of boiled eggs and turn Senior Socket Nose into a psychopath who goes to the candy store and snatches chocolate frogs from children! Rita Skeeter, that unlucky reporter, will definitely not dare to rank Voldemort above her father again!

It's a pity that Lu Dan himself is no longer around, otherwise the competition for the dark wizard rankings would have allowed him to feel the competitive pressure and lessons, and learn what a true Slytherin means to do whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

She hummed happily and called her broomstick to fly back to the castle.

……

Principal room.

Dumbledore was working on some documents when he suddenly sneezed.

It's been quite cold lately, maybe he has caught a cold too. I'll ask Bobby for some stimulants later.

The smoke coming out of the ears is also quite interesting.

There was a fluttering sound outside the window, and suddenly many owls came, dropped the letter and flew away in a panic.

Dumbledore recognized one of the letters as being from his younger brother Aberforth. He looked puzzled and hurriedly opened the letter.

The well-informed owner of the Hog's Head Inn wrote in a letter that the Dark Lord had just appeared in Hogsmeade village and went to Honeydukes Candy Shop.

As for the specific situation, Aberforth didn't know. After all, the incident did not happen in the Hog's Head Inn - he was still inquiring about the relevant information, which might take a while.

Tom comes back from the dead?

Went to a candy store?!

Dumbledore frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

He then opened the other letters.

This letter is from Frum of Honeydukes Confectionery, detailing the strange behavior of a mysterious person towards his chocolate frog pictures, and claims that the other party described him as "hot" and "the most beloved professor"...

I looked too fast, and by the time I realized what I had seen, it was too late.

Dumbledore nearly choked on his own saliva.

"...!"

The old principal continued reading with a wonderful expression of "subway, old people, and mobile phones".

The mysterious man said that Mr. Grindelwald was his idol and that he was a GGAD CP fan. In addition, he threatened Flume to produce couple cards within a week and snatched away all the Dumbledore pictures and chocolate frogs in the store, even those in the hands of children.

When Dumbledore saw this, his expression turned strange.

He had already guessed who this "Voldemort" who suddenly appeared was, and couldn't help laughing: "This kid..."

No need to ask, it must be that naughty kid Alison.

But after the feeling of being at a loss for words faded away, he sighed helplessly again.

This is ridiculous. He pretended to be Voldemort and went to Hogsmeade to cause trouble, and even robbed and threatened others...

Even if she didn't really mean to hurt anyone and was just playing a prank, she should still be taught a lesson.

Now, the news of Voldemort's return has probably caused panic among the people of Hogsmeade, and Dumbledore doesn't want Alison to continue making trouble.

He picked up a pen and wrote a note, preparing to call the troublesome child back first.

Pretending to be Voldemort, he commented on how hot his dad was, robbed pictures and chocolate frogs, and said he was a CP fan...

Dumbledore simply couldn't imagine what Alison was thinking or what her mental state was like when she did those things.

There was a sound of the side door opening.

Alison rode her broom to the side door and skipped into the principal's office, where she saw her father sitting behind his desk, looking at her seriously.

The red-haired little wizard felt guilty for a moment, but his expression remained expressionless.

"dad?"

Dumbledore said calmly, "Did you have fun?"

Alison played dumb: "What is Dad talking about?"

The old headmaster took the letter from the table, pushed it gracefully toward her, and then put the tips of his long fingers together.

"Now it seems that I should call you 'Lord Dark Lord'."

The little red-haired wizard was indifferent to his humor. He leaned in to take a closer look at the letter, raised his eyebrows slightly in a dramatic manner, and pretended to be frightened.

"Wow, Voldemort is in Hogsmeade? How scary!

Dumbledore remained unmoved. He just looked at his daughter who was blinking her eyes indifferently, and then was kissed on the cheek by the little wizard.

He paused with his fingertips, expressionless: "Alison, do you know you are wrong?"

Alison felt it was ridiculous and asked, "What does Voldemort's evil deeds have to do with me?"

Dumbledore stared at her. "You impersonated Voldemort, caused panic in Hogsmeade, robbed, and threatened others."

The red-haired little wizard opened his eyes wide: "How can you slander your daughter's innocence out of thin air? Voldemort and the Death Eaters did not issue a clarification notice to say that it was fake!"

Of course, she just bullied Lu Dan because he couldn't speak.

In the original book, no one believed that Voldemort was resurrected, and the Ministry of Magic was trying to discredit her father, so she thought her father should do this: use Transfiguration to transform into Voldemort, break into the Ministry of Magic and kill Fudge, and directly put the blame on his old student.

Anyway, Voldemort couldn't issue a statement to clarify that it was someone impersonating him and that he himself had not been resurrected.

Kindness is the epitaph of the kind, and meanness is the passport of the mean.

The White Lord dad would be more exciting, but unfortunately Albus has too much bottom line. Even if he calculates humanity and wants to sacrifice others, he will not force them to do so only after he is sure that others are already involved and unwilling to give up justice.