With multiple systems, she is really crazy.
Chapter 8: Injure the enemy 1 and lose 8
When Yu Nian went in, the doctor was giving instructions to Yu You, but Yu You ignored the doctor.
When Yu Nian came in, both sides seemed to have seen reinforcements, and Yu You buried his head in the quilt.
The doctor asked Yu Nian directly: "You are the patient's family member, right? For the sake of his health, let him play less adventurous and exciting games in the future. His body is covered with wounds."
"Okay, I will." Yu Nian agreed obediently.
The doctor gave some more precautions, and Yu You poked his head out from under the quilt and called the doctor.
"Wait, please check my family member too. I suspect she has a problem with her brain."
"..."
Ignoring Yu Nian's murderous gaze, Yu You said to the doctor very sincerely: "I just smelled shit in her palm, I suspect she went to catch shit."
The doctor looked at him with a strange look in his eyes. As he walked out, he lowered his voice and said to the nurse beside him, "Call Director Liu from the psychiatric department."
Yu You burst into laughter while lying on the bed. Yu Nian shook his head, "It's hopeless. They called Director Liu to show you."
Yu You’s laughter stopped abruptly.
But it didn't disappear, but moved to Yu Nian. She smiled evilly, "Who do you think believes that my palm smells like a defense?"
Besides, she has no taste now.
……
Maybe?
She thought uncertainly, raised her hand tremblingly and put it on her nose, and just at that moment, her soul almost ascended to heaven.
She screamed in her heart: "You guys, come out!"
The system: "What's wrong, host? I didn't expect you to be such a heavy-handed host."
“Why is this taste of defense still there?”
"This is not a one-time thing. Of course it will happen again."
"Host, the things in our system mall are very conscientious."
"..."
Good news: You can’t smell it from far away.
The bad news: You can smell it as soon as you get close.
If that's the case, won't she have hands that smell like shit for the rest of her life?
The rest of the years were petrified in the same place.
Yu You gloated, "Did you really go to catch shit?"
Yu Nian glared at him fiercely, then went into the bathroom and turned on the faucet.
“Get rid of it for me, quick…”
She doesn't want to eat anything that smells like her defense.
It is true that if you hurt the enemy by one thousand, you will hurt yourself by eighty thousand.
The system is slacking: "No, host. No refunds will be given once the goods are shipped."
Yu Nian: "Don't you have a seven-day no-questions-asked refund?"
Shuangwen System: "But host, have you paid?"
Yu Nian's eyes rolled around and he pointed, "So, why did you ship the goods to me when I didn't even pay? Does your boss know about this?"
Cowardly system: "Host, didn't you say you are our boss..."
Shuangwen System: "She lied to you, you believe it?"
Cowardly System: "Wuwuwu Host, how could you...bully me...you really are good at picking on the weak!"
Villain System: "Stupid."
"Stop fighting over me!" Yu Nian said in a pretentious tone, "Hurry up and get rid of this unpleasant smell for me. I promise to do my best to earn points to repay my debt and strive to make you all SSS-level systems."
The main reason was that the sound of water lasted too long. If she continued to stay there, Yu You would probably think she was defending her thesis.
Green Tea System: "Okay, host, it's gone~"
Yu Nian smelled the palm of his hand and found that there was indeed no smell.
"Thank you, little tea baby, you are the best."
She turned off the faucet and walked out of the bathroom.
Yu You didn't know what he was doing, but he started a live broadcast.
"Welcome new members, please click on the upper left corner to follow us, and double-click to give us a red heart."
“Thanks to my old friend for the plane!”
"If I didn't have a broken bone, I would have knocked him down!"
Yu Nian was shocked, "Brother, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to take advantage of your popularity and do a live broadcast." Yu You didn't even look at her, but thanked her for the gift in front of the screen.
"Thank you for the beer, introverted primary school student. Primary school students should stop giving gifts and study hard. I will send you a private message to refund you and give you a small gift. Of course, it's not the test paper."
"Thank you for the innocent and melancholic boss Xiaohuahua. Brother, your role as a boss is a bit shabby. Which company are you the president of? Tell me so I can laugh at you."
"Thank you for the 2.5 million sports car that Xiaoshuai cheated me out of. When will my next event start? I'm really after your money."
"Thanks to the hot air balloon that was recorded on the Internet dating show, it's not my friend, be more careful next time."
"..."
This guy was doing the live broadcast very well, giving out gifts one after another, which made Yu Nian a little envious.
Not only my eyes are greedy, my mouth is greedy too.
Luckily her “Big Brother Takeaway” arrived.
A table full of sumptuous dinner.
Yu Youdu shut up, and ordered Yu Nian to do it with a clear conscience: "Feed me."
"You don't have hands?"
"I have a broken leg."
"..."
"Because you pressed me."
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yu Nian really hated himself for getting rid of the defense taste on his hands too early, otherwise he could have punished this kid.
"How about I feed you?" Yu Qingyue smiled mysteriously.
Yu You quickly waved his hands, "This isn't good, brother."
"Who are you calling brother?" Yu Nian, who had just secretly eaten a chicken wing, glanced back at him, "I'm your mother, and this is your uncle."
"..."
[Haha ...
[The banter between these two is so funny hahahaha]
[I feel that Yu Nian is quite interesting besides liking to post about men’s personalities]
[Can Yu Nian clear herself of all charges? She has more than just the dirty laundry of men, right?]
[Can you guys who are going to quarrel please leave? I'm here to see the handsome guy, not to watch you quarrel]
"Okay, uncle." Yu You was very well behaved.
"When it comes to being shameless, you admit to being second and no one dares to claim to be first." Yu Nian gave him a thumbs up.
Finally, with the help of Yu Qingyue, Yu You got out of bed and came to the table to eat.
"Dude, you're awesome. You can still walk after breaking a bone?" Yu Nian was surprised.
"You are ignorant." Yu You snatched the shrimp she had peeled and swallowed it. "I just have a slight fracture, it's not too serious."
It’s really strange to say, Yu You has always been unlucky since he was a child.
It could be as small as the absence of seasoning packets in instant noodles, or as big as two cars colliding and neither side being hurt, but him being injured for no reason by shattered car glass dozens of meters away while walking on the sidewalk.
However, although it was bad luck, the injuries were not serious.
"My dear family, the host is going to have a meal. I will interact with you later, but you can enjoy the handsome man who is eating quietly."
"Ugh... Yu You, you're thicker-skinned than a city wall. When the time comes, just bring your face with you when we go to war."
"Will I make him look so handsome?"
"No, it's to make your face bulletproof skin."
"…You're a little scary."
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