With multiple systems, she is really crazy.

Chapter 48 I have never seen such a shameless person

Yu You, who was talking so eloquently just now, suddenly paused and looked at her with a half-smile, "Who told you that we talked before?"

Yu Qianqian covered her mouth as if she realized she had said something wrong. "I'm sorry. I heard from Aunt Wang Lan... Didn't you two have a conversation?"

Shen Yi stepped forward to protect Yu Qianqian, "Qianqian was just asking casually, why did you scare a little girl like her?"

Yu You was convicted right away.

Yu You bent one leg slightly, pulled the corner of his mouth, and tried to smile: "Am I a gangster? I can scare people with just one word?"

Yu Nian whistled very politely, "Brother Yu, take care of me."

Yu You turned his head and smiled again, his eyes moving, "I was the first one in the underworld to sell you out."

Yu Nian gave him a middle finger.

Yu You replied “OK”.

Yu Nian was puzzled, "What does this mean?"

Yu You said seriously, "This is a three-carat ring."

"..."

[Hahahahahahahaha this made me laugh to death]

[It was a good decision to invite Yu You to this show. He brought me so many laughs. Help me.]

At this moment, a staff member ran up in a hurry, and was stunned to see that the staircase was blocked. However, he could not step over, so he could only report to the director through people on the stairs.

"Director, why are there police downstairs?"

"I called the police."

The director was extremely excited; his reinforcements had finally arrived!

He hurriedly urged Wang Lan and the others who were lying on the ground blocking the way, "The police are here. Can you go talk to them if you have something to say?"

Wang Lan snorted coldly, "My son's body is in so much pain, he can't move."

The director was speechless and anxious, "Then please get out of the way and let me invite the police up."

"No, what if you guys are working together to cheat people? Send the police up!"

[Help, she has such a big face...]

[Let the police come up to find her? Who does she think she is?]

[I have never seen such a shameless person! ]

Helplessly, the director could only ask the staff to go down and talk.

After a while, three uniformed policemen came up, showed their credentials, and looked around, "Who called the police?"

Wang Lan quickly got up upon seeing this and complained to them: “It’s them!”

First pointed to Qi Qi, "My son ate her cake."

Then he pointed at Yu You, "He attacked my son."

Then he pointed at the director, "And he, who might have poisoned my son's food this morning."

Finally, he pointed at everyone in the room and said, "And them. They didn't even stop my son from eating the poisonous food, making him feel sick."

As he said this, he pulled the vomit off his body and said, "Look, police, my son has vomited."

The three policemen were caught off guard and tried their best to maintain their professional ethics and not show any disgust.

The leading police officer asked while recording: "You mean these people all have a grudge against your son?"

One of the policemen walked over to Wu Jiabao who was lying on the ground, squatted down to check, and asked, "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"

Wu Jiabao wailed, "Ouch, it hurts, it hurts so much."

The policeman frowned, "Where does it hurt?"

"It hurts everywhere!"

"..."

"Brother policeman, you have to stand up for my Jiabao. These are the people who bully us!" As he said that, Wu Dagang fumbled in his pocket, took out a cigarette and handed it to the policeman.

The policeman raised his hand to refuse, "You said he had food poisoning. What did he eat? Who gave it to him?"

The director rushed forward and complained, "Comrade police, we are still recording a variety show. How could you give him poisonous food? And he even went to grab the food himself."

Qi Qi also hurriedly said: "And he stole my cake yesterday! I didn't even know it!"

The leading policeman shook hands with the director and said, "My last name is Li, just call me Officer Li. Are you recording a variety show?"

The director nodded and pointed to the camera next to him. "It's a live variety show. Will this have any impact? Should we turn it off first?"

Officer Li shook his head, "No, it's just a good opportunity to alert the audience."

[So nervous, first time watching the police handle a case]

[Oh my god, this is the first time I’ve seen a variety show with police officers. You are such a loving family, you are amazing]

[It’s my first time to be a live monster, so exciting! ]

[I don’t dare to talk nonsense when I see the police, even though they can’t see me. . ]

"Since you said you're not feeling well, then come with us to the hospital. Also..." Officer Li said to the director, "Do you have a playback video?"

The director nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes, it's in the house in front. Lanlan, take the police comrades over there."

A police officer followed the staff out.

Seeing that things were not going as they imagined, Wang Lan grumbled in dissatisfaction: "Why do we have to go to the hospital for a checkup? It's such a hassle for you. Wouldn't it be better to just ask them to pay the money?"

"That's right!" Wu Dagang shouted, "They have hurt my son like this, let them pay the money!"

Officer Li ignored them and walked over to Wu Jiabao and pressed the leg he had been holding. "Does it hurt here?"

"Ouch, it hurts so much."

Touch down again.

"Ahhhh it hurts so much, I feel like my legs are going to break."

Officer Li was speechless at the poor acting. He made a rough judgment in his mind, "Okay, send him for amputation."

Wu Dagang was puzzled, "What does amputation mean?"

"What?" Wang Lan's eyes widened. "Amputation?"

She had worked in the Yu family for some time and knew more than Wu Dagang, an illiterate man.

Seeing Wang Lan's horrified expression, Wu Jiabao couldn't help but panic, "Mom, what does amputation mean?"

Yu Nian threatened him: "I will saw off both of your legs so that you can never walk again."

"What?!" Wu Dagang stood up in shock, "I don't want amputation! My leg is fine!"

To prove it, he jumped twice on the spot, and the fat on his body trembled with his movements.

Yu Nian said: "The earthquake was very strong."

Officer Li's face darkened. "If you're fine, then why did you pretend to be uncomfortable just now?"

Wang Lan realized that the police were trying to trick them. She was speechless and said, "Police comrade, my son really was feeling unwell just now. He wasn't pretending."

"Then why don't you go to the hospital?" Officer Li asked. Wang Lan was speechless. He then turned to ask Qi Qi, "You just said he ate your cake?"

Qi Qi nodded vigorously, "Yes! Wu Jiabao said it himself this morning. If the police don't believe it, you can watch the video. It's all recorded, and the netizens in the live broadcast room can also prove it!"

Officer Li nodded. "Wu Jiabao, right? Stealing the cake?"

Wu Jiabao shrugged his shoulders and said, "She put it there herself, so why can't I eat it? Besides, it doesn't taste very good."

Qi Qi shouted angrily: "I didn't ask you to eat it, you ate it secretly! You ate my food secretly and said it was not delicious? Do you have any shame?"

Yu Nian: “Shameless.”

Qi Qi: “…”

"You put it there, so people can't eat it? If you put it there and don't take it away, won't people be able to eat it?" Wu Jiabao said confidently.

"Why don't you eat other people's shit?" Yu Nian asked back.

Strategy system: "Congratulations to the host for adding two points."

[The words may be rough, but the truth is true. Don’t be too rough, Sister Yu! ]

[I always die of laughter at Yu Nian’s words]

Yu You continued: "The main reason is that no one released it."

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