With multiple systems, she is really crazy.

Yu Nian couldn't guess correctly no matter what she did. Yu You was so anxious that he almost told her the answer, "Guess in the direction of the person."

I don’t know what Yu Nian was thinking of, he said in horror: “Human trafficking is illegal, don’t bring anyone back.”

Yu You was speechless and choked: "You think too much."

"That's good, that's good." After a pause, she said seriously, "Also, I'm a serious person, don't send someone who's not serious here."

"...???"

The atmosphere was a little weird.

"Did I... guess wrong?" Yu Nian smiled awkwardly, "I thought..."

"Why?"

"nothing."

She thought Yu You had ordered a male model for her.

Wait, this direction seems, should, probably, maybe, correct?

Shouldn't she have a happy birthday? Maybe Yu You really gave her a male model!

It’s Yu You as expected, I really understand her!

Thinking of this, she said righteously: "Although I am a serious person, I can also accept the indecent ones."

"So." She raised her eyes to look at him, "Is your gift serious?"

Yu You hesitated for a long time and asked her, "Do you want something serious or something not serious?"

Yu Nian said loudly: "I am serious, so of course I want to be frivolous!"

Yu You nodded: "Then it's not serious."

When he said this, the tips of his ears turned red and he coughed twice uncomfortably. "I didn't expect you to like this. It's not impossible, but what..."

"Just what?"

After hearing the first half of the sentence, Yu Nian's heart was so excited that it almost jumped out. She didn't expect Yu You to really give it to her... Ahhhhhhhh, she would never scold Yu You again.

She doesn't allow anyone to disobey Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to hinder Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to suppress Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to restrict Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to teach Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to scold Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to belittle Yu You, doesn't allow anyone to criticize Yu You...

She declared that Yu You was her only brother for the rest of her life.

"It's just that I didn't prepare clothes and...props." Yu You was filled with shame.

Clothes and props?

Yu Nian thought that he didn't need to prepare for this, as it felt weird.

"It's okay. I can prepare this kind of thing."

"You look very experienced?"

“No, no.” Yu Nian waved his hand modestly, “It’s my first time too. Thank you.”

For the first time in my life, my birthday present was a male model.

"You're welcome."

"..."

It's getting weirder and weirder.

He prepared a male model for her, and she said thank you and he replied you're welcome.

This is not serious at all!

"Then where is he?" Yu Nian's eyes were full of anticipation.

"In front of you."

"...???"

"...???"

The two were silent and asked questions at the same time.

"Who is he you are talking about?" He looked at her, his eyes were cold and his tone was calm, but inexplicably filled with a sense of oppression.

Yu Nian was confused, "Huh?"

No? Huh? No? Huh?

Did Yu You not prepare a male model for her? Or... was he the male model?

She looked at the ceiling guiltily, "This light is so bright, hahaha."

The system of slacking off: "Host, do you need medicine to pretend to be dead? Not 9998, not 98, only 998. Oh, you can't afford it, sorry for bothering me."

What a terrible system.

Yu You smiled softly, his voice gentle: "Then let's just wait here."

"What do you mean?" Yu Nian asked subconsciously.

The next second, he took out a rope from the cupboard, tied a knot around her wrist, then tied the other end around his own wrist and started playing with his phone with his free hand.

???

Deep well ice bar.

Yu Nian didn't take it seriously at all. He stood up and prepared to leave, but found that he couldn't leave.

Turning her head and seeing Yu You sitting firmly on the mountain, she couldn't help but remind him: "I'm going to sleep."

"Didn't you say you wanted to sleep here?"

"I regret it. I think the bed is more comfortable." Yu Nian looked sincere. Seeing that he just lowered his head to look at his phone, she asked him, "Aren't you sleepy?"

"not sleepy."

"I'm sleepy."

"……"no respond.

Yu Nian wanted to untie the rope herself, but found that she couldn't do it at all, so she simply gave up and went back to the sofa.

"It's nothing, we were just not on the same topic. I thought the gift you gave me was a male model."

"..."

"Okay, now that I'm done, you can let me go, right?"

Yu Youyou glanced at her and said, "Do you think I would give you a male model as a birthday present?"

Yu Nian hummed guiltily.

next second.

"Yu Nian, you are out of your mind, right? I'll give you a male model? I'll send you to jail. What are you thinking about every day? You want an indecent male model? Prepare clothes and props? What? Do you want to play with the 18+?"

Yu Nian was so angry that he snapped back, "Who told you that what you said could be easily misunderstood? I just asked you if you were serious, and you said I wasn't. Who wouldn't think that was wrong? It was you who asked me to prepare the clothes and props, but in the end you told me that it was you who was not serious. I don't know if you are serious or not, but I think you are quite crazy."

Yu You suppressed his anger and said, "You never considered me from the beginning. You didn't even think about the gift I prepared for you. I asked you to guess someone, but you guessed a male model. I'm not good enough. You would rather guess a male model than me. I'd better jump off the building."

No? Why are you talking about what happened just now again?

Yu Nian took a deep breath and said, "I have just explained to you that I didn't expect you to prepare extra gifts, so I didn't think too much about it. Besides, what's the matter with your gift being yourself? Did you ask for my opinion before giving yourself to me? Did you ask me if I wanted it? I still want to jump off the building."

"Oh, okay. I want you to jump off the building just because I gave myself to you. It shows how much you dislike me. Shi Li gave you a painting but you wouldn't let me touch it. Now that I'm by your side, I want you to jump off the building?"

No? Why did he bring up Shi Li? Sometimes Yu Nian really admired Yu You's logic.

"Can you please stop being unreasonable? Didn't you think of throwing away his gift first and that's why I didn't let you touch it? Not just his, if it was someone else's gift, I wouldn't let you throw it away. No matter what, it's someone else's thoughtful gift."

"Do you think I'm being unreasonable again? Other people's kindness is kindness? Mine is not? Why don't you treasure the cake I prepared for you so much? You only ate half of the cake. If you dislike me, you can just say it."

"I ate half of the cake because I had just finished my meal. Didn't the remaining half go into your stomach? Isn't it unreasonable for you to bring this up?"

Yu You threw away his phone and leaned back on the sofa, looking like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. "Then just treat me as being unreasonable. I am being unreasonable."

"..."