Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

"This situation is too strange, so let's not explore it."

Arata Ichito shrugged.

Jiuqi Shinobu turned around and asked, "So, Boss, how did you get into a fight with him?"

Arata Ichito raised his hands and said innocently, "How should I know? This guy is a complete lunatic. He was chatting with me happily one second, and he beat me up the next second."

Jiu Qi Ren asked again, "Then boss, do you know the other party's identity?"

Arata Ichito shook his head, "I don't know, this is the first time I met him."

"Then boss, do you still remember what the other person looks like?"

Arata Ichito replied, "The other person is a short man. Judging from his appearance, he looks like a teenager with a bowl cut."

After hearing these descriptions, Jiuqi Shinobu had no choice but to go back and look through ancient books to see if there were any clues about the young man.

According to the boss, it is unreasonable that this man, who looks like a teenager, possesses such powerful strength. It is very likely that he is an old monster who has lived for hundreds or thousands of years. She cannot be careless.

"Hey, Boss, now that the matter has been resolved, let's go back."

Jiu Qi Ren sighed.

Arata Ichito said, "Okay..."

He had just finished saying one word when he thought of the mission he had received from the Adventurer's Association before, and hurriedly asked Jiu Qi Shinobu,

"Hey! By the way, where is the core that I used to kill those mechanical creatures? Don't lose it!"

Seeing Arata Ichito like this, Xiao Gong couldn't help but laugh a few times and lifted the big backpack in his hand.

"Okay, I threw all those cores into my backpack when you guys finished fighting earlier, so you don't have to worry about it."

Arata Ichito breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this. He didn't want to work hard for more than half a month only to get nothing in the end. He had to hand over the token after completing the bounty commission.

Xiao Gong looked at the devastated land around him, his brows twitching, and he couldn't help but exclaimed, "Oh my goodness, you two are really not human beings."

Arata Ichito rolled his eyes at Xiao Gong and said, "Who are you scolding? Can you please speak properly?"

Xiao Gong stuck out her tongue playfully, "I am just too excited."

Although Kuki Shinobu didn't feel the same as Xiao Gong, she still felt a sense of fear.

The ground beneath my feet was covered with charred holes, from which countless fine cracks emerged. They spread and connected with each other, forming a huge spider web on the ground.

There were large areas of boiling magma flowing on the left side in front of me. A pungent smell of sulfur came from it. The weeds next to it were instantly ignited. Layers of bright yellow flames surrounded the magma, which was bright and dangerous.

There was only a thick and long black mark in the center of the front, which formed a straight line on the grass, and its length was so long that it was impossible to see the end at a glance.

Not to mention the deafening explosion that had occurred behind the boulder they were hiding behind, and the gusts of heat, wind and dust that were flying towards them.

All of this made Jiuqi Shinobu re-recognize the smiling boss in front of him.

Jiuqi Shinobu lowered his head, and a glimmer of light flashed in his lowered eyes. The light disappeared in a flash and no one noticed it.

"Shinobi, what are you thinking about? We should go."

Aratake Ichito stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Kuki Shinobu.

Jiu Qi Ren came back to his senses, "Oh, I was just thinking about something, and, Boss, are you sure you don't want to treat your current injury first?"

What she was talking about was naturally the situation of Ara Taki Ichido who was bleeding from all his seven orifices. If other people saw him like this at night, they would probably think that it was an evil ghost who died unjustly and came to claim his life, and they would be scared and run away.

"Oh, I think it's great."

Aratake Ichito glanced at himself and felt good about himself.

Jiuqi said helplessly, "Then boss, you should wipe your face. Do you know that you are very scary like this?"

Xiao Gong also nodded, "That's right."

Arata Ichito glared at Xiao Gong, then obediently wiped the corners of his mouth, ears, eyes, and nose with his hands.

"what about now?"

Shinobu Kuki and Xiao Gong looked at Ichito Aratake's face covered in blood.

"It's even more terrifying..." x2

The two girls complained in unison.

"Don't wipe it yet, let me do it."

Xiao Gong raised his hand to stop Arotaki Ichito from continuing his action, turned around and took out an orange handkerchief with a firework shape from his backpack, then took out a kettle and poured water on the handkerchief.

Then, Xiao Gong covered Arata Ichito's face with her handkerchief and began to rub it hard.

The action is similar to when you wipe a window with a rag.

Arata Ichito's face was crumpled like paper, and he hurriedly called for a stop.

"Oh my god! Stop, stop, stop right now!"

Arata Ichito snatched the handkerchief from Xiao Gong's hand and said speechlessly, "Are you treating my face as a cauldron? Look at your posture, I wish I could use a steel wool."

Xiao Gong curled his lips and said sarcastically, "Hmph, your face is thicker than a pot. Forget steel wool. If I had a chisel, I would definitely use it to test how thick your face is."

"What's wrong with being thick-skinned? Can't I be proud?!"

Arata Ichito retorted and returned the handkerchief he used to wipe his face to Xiao Gong.

Xiao Gong took the handkerchief. When she saw the blood stain on it, she thought that even after washing it, it would take several months to dry it before it could be used.

There's no other reason, just pure disgust.

It was Jiu Qi Shinobu who tried to smooth things over, "Okay, you two, we've had enough today, let's go back first."

"Yeah, I'll listen to you, Ninja."

Xiao Gong hugged Jiuqi Shinobu with a smile, and did not forget to give Aratake Ichito a provocative look.

Aratake Ichito: convex (艹皿艹)

"Lesbians, get the hell out of Teyvat!"

At this moment, Aratake Ichito's thoughts were so unified with Albedo who was far away on the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain.

at the same time……

On the Dragon's Back Snow Mountain, Albedo, the golden creation, son of chalk, chief alchemist of the Knights of Favonius, who was doing experiments in a cave, suddenly sneezed violently.

He touched his nose, very confused.

I caught a cold? Impossible. Running naked in the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain wouldn't have any effect on me. How could I suddenly get sick?

Or is someone thinking about themselves?

The clever Albedo thought for a while and decided to do the experiment first.

.........

Gross had been lying there for a whole day and night. The scorching sun shone on him, but he didn't even frown. He just stared blankly at the sky. If others saw him from a distance, they might have thought he was a corpse.

In order to join the Aradaki sect and learn to read, Gross followed his adoptive father's advice and came to a sparsely populated place where they would pass by on their way back. There were actually quite a lot of such places, after all, they were walking the same road back and forth.

Then, when his adoptive father and the two women passed by, he howled loudly and tried his best to play the victim, saying that his parents had both died, he had been beaten, he had to rummage through the garbage to find food, he had to compete with stray dogs for food, etc. The more miserable the better.

By then, I can stay and learn to read.

To this end, in order to make himself look more miserable, Gross lowered his height, made himself thinner, and made his cheekbones more prominent.

I have to say that Gross is really dedicated to this performance. He is ten blocks away from some young handsome guys.

As Gross was thinking, four figures appeared at the end in front of him.

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I may not update in the evening in the future. It will be more likely in the afternoon. It may be a failure if I update once a day. But I will try my best, brothers.