Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

A thin hillbilly holding a thick wooden stick was sitting casually on the grass, looking at the sunset in the distance.

This hillilch man barks... barks... barks... hiss. Let’s call him Hillilch man A for now.

Hillman A was originally one of the most ordinary hillbillies in the continent of Teyvat. He did not have the strong body and strength of the Hillil thugs, nor the elemental spells that the Hillil shamans could use, nor did he have the rare bows and crossbows in the tribe.

He didn't even have a wooden shield, all he had with him was a thick wooden stick.

But…so what?

Originally, Hillman A didn't have... no, it should be said that almost all Hillmen didn't have any ambitions or ambitions.

Qiu Renjia only needs to follow the big brother of the Qiuqiu thugs and patrol day after day and year after year to check for creatures that break into the territory. After patrolling in the afternoon, they can start eating meat.

The life of Hilichurls A is the same as that of most other Hilichurls in Teyvat. He patrols, reports when he meets someone, and starts eating in the afternoon, living a carefree life.

Until... that day comes.

On this ordinary day, Qiu Renjia followed the ordinary Qiu Qiu thug boss, patrolling the ordinary route, and met an extraordinary person at an ordinary time.

No...it's a ghost to be exact.

Of course, it doesn’t matter whether it is a human or a ghost, because the hillbillies can’t tell anyway.

From the perspective of Qiu Renjia, when the Qiuqiu thug saw the invading person, he immediately let out a roar, then rushed to the invader like a mad beast, raised the heavy axe high with both hands, and chopped at the man with great anger and hostility.

When the man saw the Hilliard thug rushing towards him, his expression seemed extremely happy, and facing the axe that was chopping towards him, he did not dodge, but kicked the Hilliard thug in the head.

And then...the Hilliard thug was killed in an instant.

The head was kicked to pieces, and the strong headless body fell down with a bang, turning into ashes that fell to the ground and melted into the earth veins.

After such a commotion, all the other Qiuqiu people in the Qiuqiu tribe rushed out.

Hillock thugs.

Wooden Shield Chu Chu Thug.

Hill crossbow archer.

Qiuqiu Shaman.

There are also groups of cannon fodder Hillichuls like Hillichul A.

The man opened his mouth, said some words that he could not understand, and then rushed towards the army of hillbillies.

Qiu Renjia watched his people being slaughtered one after another by that man, and watched them merge into the earth veins, and it seemed as if something was connected in his head.

In the end, he made a decision that went against his ancestors.

He...ran away.

Qiu Renjia jumped into the nearby woods and started running wildly. He didn't know how long he had been running. When he felt he was far enough away, he lay down in a bush and reached out to pull away the leaves above his head to make himself more hidden.

If other people saw this operation, they would definitely exclaim.

"The people of the hills are so wise?! We must not stay on this hill!"

But if it's Aratake Ichito,

"Oh? This guy actually understands human nature? Wonderful~ Wonderful~"

Qiu Renjia waited from the afternoon till the early morning, and when he returned to the tribe, the place was already empty. Not a single Qiuqiu person was there.

Qiu Renjia knew the fate of his compatriots after seeing the empty tribe.

Qiu Renjia swore that the man's appearance was deeply imprinted in his mind! He could not forget it at any time!

His whole body is black, except for his head, which has white hair and two red horns.

Qiu Renjia decided that when he saw that person again... he would run away.

If you can't run away, kneel down and beg for mercy.

If begging for mercy doesn't work, kowtow and beg for mercy.

If all else fails... you'll just have to accept death.

What a joke! The other party killed all of my huge tribe. How could I defeat him?

I'm afraid that the wild boar will hit the hill thugs and never come back?

Anyway, no matter what others think, Qiu Renjia feels that his IQ has risen sharply. He knows how to judge the situation and adapt to the times. He is much better than the cannon fodder he used to be.

…………

At this moment, Qiu Renjia looked at Huang Long Ito who was rushing towards him with excitement, and knelt down without saying a word.

Well, that’s great, I meet this killer again, it’s really fate.

At this time, Aratake Ichito was also confused when he saw the kneeling Hillbilly.

This was already the fourth day of their adventurous (crossed out) journey.

God knows how Huang Long Yidou spent these four days?

There isn’t even one monster!

Arata Ichito was almost going crazy. He could hardly remember how many times he had forced Xiao Gong and Jiu Qi to chase him in the past four days.

So, when he saw a lone monster, Arataki Ichito was like a hungry traveler in the desert who saw an oasis, or a beggar who had not eaten for several days who suddenly came across a table full of delicious food.

He was so excited that he raised his fist and punched forward, vowing to beat the hillbilly into a meat patty.

But who would have thought... after seeing you, the hillbilly not only did not attack you, but he even knelt down before you.

At this moment, Arawaki Ichito looked around in confusion and couldn't help but stop attacking.

"Boss, what's wrong?"

Kuki Shinobu asked from behind.

Arata Ichito moved his body to the side so that the two girls could see the hillbilly. He pointed at him and said hesitantly, "I don't know what happened. The hillbilly knelt down in front of me as soon as he saw me."

Arataki Ichito was also puzzled. Logically, this shouldn't happen. When the Hill Culvert saw someone, not only did he not attack, but he even knelt down. What kind of outrageous operation was this? Did Arataki Ichito still have the aura of a king?

"Ha, a Hilliard kneels down to someone? Is that so bizarre?"

Xiao Gong also saw this scene, with a slightly surprised expression.

When Qiu Renjia saw that the other party did not kill him immediately, he felt relieved and thought that maybe he did not have enough chips, so he knocked his head against the ground and pushed out some sunset fruits from the side.

He had just picked these. Now he didn't even dare to fight wild boars. He had been living in fear for the past few days and could only eat some fruits to fill his stomach.

When Ara Taki Ito and the other two saw Qiu Renjia kowtow and push the fruit, they exclaimed that it was magical.

Jiuqi Shinobu: "It seems that this hillbilly is extraordinary. Initial guess is that he has the wisdom of a seven or eight year old child."

Xiao Gong: "Wow, I didn't expect the Hillilks could be this good. It makes me want to raise one... Uh, forget it."

As soon as Xiao Gong had this thought, she strangled him to death with her own hands after seeing the appearance of the hillbilly.

She, Xiao Gong, was not worthy of having a pet of this shape. If she really dared to raise one, her father would definitely break her legs with his own hands, not to mention others.

Arata Ichito squatted down and looked at Qiu Renjia who was kneeling and kowtowing, with a bit of curiosity and amazement in his eyes.

"I didn't expect this hill to have some understanding of human nature. How wonderful~ How wonderful~"

"I have decided to let you, a little hill with human nature, join our team."

"Ya?"

Qiu Renjia raised his head and didn't understand what the other person was saying?

But he seems to have survived, so...right?