Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

"Uh, Ichito, what are you laughing at?"

When Xiao Gong saw Araki Ichito suddenly give her a sinister, evil and obscene smile, she felt a chill and couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"Ahem, Xiao Xiaogong, it's not impossible for me to help you keep this secret, but..."

Arata Ichito chuckled a few times, his smile was meaningful.

Xiao Gong felt as if he was facing a great enemy. His whole body was tense and alert, like a cat with its fur standing on end.

There was no mistake. She had read in a storybook before that people who showed this kind of smile usually either asked the protagonist for treasures or wanted the woman's innocence.

"Arashi... Arashi Ichito, I'm warning you, don't mess around. This... this is the main entrance to your Arashi sect. Do you believe me or not, I'll call A-nin over here..."

Xiao Gong protected his chest with both hands, took a few steps back, looked alert, and spoke in a trembling voice.

???

Aratake Ichito looked at her in confusion, "I feel like you're thinking about something very offensive."

Xiao Gong didn't say anything, but her actions and expressions spoke for themselves.

Arata Ichito raised his eyebrows, drank some water to rinse his mouth, and then spat the water onto the grass beside him. He pointed at Naganohara Yoshinomiya and shouted clearly, "You presumptuous guy! You think about those dirty things all day long! You slander my innocence! Do you think I'm that kind of person?!"

Xiao Gong was silent for a moment, then nodded with an affirmative look.

Aratake Ichito:(╬▔皿▔)

Aratake Ichito had a cold face and murderous intent, and said word by word: "If you think I am that kind of person, then I don't mind if I really become that kind of person."

"How could that be? I trust Yidou the most. Come, give me a hug for our beautiful friendship."

Xiao Gong gave a wry smile, and in order to show her trust and ease the awkwardness, she immediately opened her arms and hugged Arotaki Ichito.

Arata slapped her head, preventing her from moving forward. "Come on, look at you. My request is very simple. Just follow me to the Adventurer's Association to form a team and accept three commissions and complete them."

Xiao Gong was stunned, "That's it?"

Arata Ichito nodded, "Yes, that's it."

Xiao Gong heaved a sigh of relief. "Huh, I was scared to death. It's just three commissions, right? I..."

Halfway through her words, Xiao Gong was stunned again. It seemed that she couldn't handle even these three commissions.

"Um... Ichito, let me ask, what are the levels of these three commissions?"

Xiao Gong cautiously probed.

Arata Ichito smiled and said, "Of course it depends on my mood."

Xiao Gong instantly breathed a sigh of relief and laughed, "Oh, really? That's good, that's good. Let's go take three easy commissions and set off now."

She grabbed Arata Ichito and walked towards the Adventurer's Guild with a smile on her face.

But as soon as she took a step, she was forced to stop.

Xiao Gong looked back in confusion, "Why don't you leave?"

Arata Ichito's smile was gentle, like a little sun, but in Xiao Gong's eyes, the words he said next were a hundred times colder than the wind and snow in winter.

"I did want to take two easy commissions before, but considering what you just said to me, I decided... to directly accept the three highest-level bounty commissions."

"I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

Xiao Gong wanted to cry but had no tears. Her knees went weak and if it wasn't for Arawaki Ito supporting her, she would have almost fallen to the ground.

Arata Ichito picked her up and dragged her to the Arata faction, "Hey, this is fate."

When Kuki Shinobu saw Aratake Ichito dragging Xiao Gong back with both hands, and the latter was like a puppet, he let the other party do whatever he wanted, and asked in a lost voice, "Boss, what did you do to Xiao Gong?"

Arata Ichito said without even turning his head, "I happened to know her dark history, which is something like..."

Before Arawaki Ito could finish his words, Xiao Gong, who had dull eyes and weak body just now, stood up like a zombie and covered Arawaki Ito's mouth.

"Brother, you are my brother, I give in, I promise to go with you, okay? Stop talking, brother, I'm going home to pack my things now, and we'll meet at the Adventurer's Association at noon."

Arata Ichito nodded.

Xiao Gong let go of his hand, then strode out of the Huanglong Sect with a fearless attitude, without looking back. His back gave people a feeling of "the wind is whistling and the Yishui River is cold, the hero leaves and never returns".

Jiu Qi Shinobu asked, "Boss, what happened?"

Arata Ichito explained, "Didn't I just tell you that I learned about Xiaoxiao Palace's dark history from Uncle Long? She came to me because she didn't want me to tell anyone."

Jiuqi Shinobu suddenly realized, "Oh, now I understand. I was wondering why she looked so absent-minded when she came in."

Arata Ichito said, "Yes, that's right, I'll be there in a moment... Hey, Yuanta, what are you doing?"

Aratake Ichito took a casual glance and saw Genta in the corner, and immediately asked curiously.

Yuan Tai's arms were seen fully opened, with a bucket full of water hanging on each arm, a stack of plates on his head, and one foot hanging in the air, as if he was standing on one leg.

Before Yuanta could answer, Jiuqi Shinobu answered first, "Oh, this, Yuanta just told me that he wanted to practice his balance and endurance, so I designed this set of movements for him, don't you think so, Yuanta?"

Yuan Tai smiled bitterly, "Yes, that's right, that's it, I asked Sister Shinobu to make me like this, Boss, don't ask any more questions."

"So that's how it is. Okay, then I won't ask any more questions."

Arata Ichido replied neatly, "I would rather my friend die than let him die. Didn't you see that those two guys ran away? It's better for one person to be punished."

Jiuqi Shinobu also said, "Okay, Yuantai, you just keep this position for another half an hour, forget it, 20 minutes."

Yuan Tai's eyes filled with tears, "Thank you, Sister Shinobu!"

Yuantai never expected that happiness would come so quickly. He thought he would have to maintain this posture for at least an hour. Unexpectedly, as soon as the boss came back, Sister Ren would lose her energy. It was really like a village that you may think is out of reach after a long journey.

But soon after, Yuan Tai demonstrated what it means to be overjoyed and then suffer.

He was so excited that a plate on his head suddenly fell off.

Snapped!

With a crisp sound, the white plate fell to the ground and broke into countless pieces.

Arata Ichito quietly shifted his gaze and began to admire the stool.

Yuan Tai's face turned pale and almost bloodless, as if he had seen his own end.

Sure enough, the next second...

"Since you are so careless, Yuantai, it means that your balance and endurance are not good enough. So just stand for half an hour longer. For every plate that falls, stand for another half an hour."

Kuki Shinobu's cold voice came.

Yuan Tai wanted to cry but had no tears. He responded bitterly.

"Yes……"