Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

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"Hmm, let me tell you, Du Lin... No... I should call you Gross now. One day, I will chop off the head of that god with my own hands!"

Speaking of this Inazuma god, Aradaki Ichito has always been extremely angry and gnashed his teeth, with a resolute tone that he would never reconcile with him.

Arata Ichito is a staunch reactionary. He has absolutely no respect for General Raiden. He is exactly the same as his original self, or even worse.

His predecessor was just similarly ignorant and fearless, but he knew better than anyone what he was facing, but he still said with determination, I'm scolding you!

“Hohohoho, oooooooooooo!” (Godfather, the gods in your world are so abominable. They are nothing like my mother!)

Gross was also very angry after hearing this. He was afraid of comparison in everything. If there was only one god, General Thunder, they would not say anything. But with the three goddesses of Himulanka, the comparison of the two deeds was obvious!

Aratake Ichito gently stroked Gross's shell, took out a rolled-up brown blueprint from his arms, and handed it to Gross. "By the way, since you acknowledge me as your godfather, I will also give you a small gift. This is for you."

"Haha..." (Godfather, what is this?)

Arata Ichito explained with a smile as he stuffed the blueprint into Gross's body, "This should be useful to you."

Touching Gross's shell was like touching a black hole, sucking it in instantly.

At the same time, a shining purple light suddenly burst out from Gross's appearance. The purple light surrounded Gross's body like ribbons. Finally, the ribbons combined together to form a layer of purple film, wrapping Gross's entire body.

From a distance, the film looked like a large translucent cocoon, and Gross fell into a deep sleep as if returning to his mother's arms.

Under this dazzling purple light, Aratake Ichito covered his eyes with his hands, occasionally catching a glimpse of Gross through the gaps between his fingers, "Wow, this 50-cent special effect is really bright."

About ten minutes passed like this.

The purple film on Gross's body slowly dissipated, and he opened his eyes. It is worth mentioning that his eyes at this moment were no longer a violent red, but a calm blue.

"How do you feel?" Arawaki Ichito crossed his arms and looked at the changes in Gross.

Under Arata Ichito's gaze, Gross slowly spoke,

"…Ant…help…"

Gross's pronunciation is extremely unstandard and his speech is intermittent, like an old tape. It is difficult to make out what the sound is when it is played and his speech is stuttering.

But in the eyes of Aratake Ichito, it was a bit shocking.

"Fuck! Gross, can you speak now?"

"…Um…"

Gross said "hmm" and nodded.

Aradaki Ichito was surprised and happy, as if he had discovered a hidden way to play with his toy.

"Not bad, not bad. From now on, we can have a normal conversation with each other. No more yelling."

"Come on, Gross, let me practice pronunciation with you first."

It took a while of teaching again. Fortunately, Gross had a very good learning ability and he learned most of it in a short while. Although his speech was still a little intermittent, his pronunciation had at least become much clearer and more fluent.

Aratake Ichito just thought of a question in his mind, why in the original plot, after Durin turned into a little dragon, his pronunciation was so smooth, but now Gross's pronunciation is vague and stuck.

But he immediately came up with the answer.

Because of magic.

In this world, there is magic. In the original plot, Nel uses magic to bring a fat mouse origami doll to life.

Not to mention the magic water that cures fading, the clockwork that can turn back time, the flying planks and carpets, the enlargement potion, etc...

With so many awesome things appearing, it’s not shocking that the protagonists use magic to make a building block dragon speak human language.

"Gross, besides being able to speak, have you experienced any other changes now?"

After helping Gross master the pronunciation, Aratake Ichito started asking questions without stopping.

After hearing this, Gross also began to talk about his own changes.

"Godfather... now... besides being able to speak, I also have... two other... abilities."

"What ability?"

Gross explains one of these abilities,

"The first one is... shapeshifting. I can transform into... any shape I've seen. If I see a big tree, I can... transform into a big tree. But... the things I transform into... will retain most of my characteristics. I can also... autonomously control the size... proportion of the shape."

As Gross spoke more and more, his pronunciation became more fluent and the gaps between his pauses became shorter and shorter.

Arata thought about Gross's ability for a while, "Well, that is to say, if you turn into a tree, the tree you turn into will have dragon horns and claws, and the bark will still be purple, but the shape is similar, is that right?"

Gross nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

Arotaki Ichito sighed, this ability is really useless. It doesn't work for camouflage, it doesn't work for lurking, and it doesn't have the ability to attack. It's a completely useless skill.

But Gross's words entered his ears again, "Godfather, my heart... tells me that no matter what ability it is, it can... become stronger..."

Arata Ichito was stunned. Could this be a growth-type skill?

So Arata Ichito quickly asked, "Do you think your skills can be enhanced through training?"

Gross said according to his inner feelings, "It's not so... clear, but it does feel like... a young plant. Although it is still very weak now... it can become strong in the future."

Aradaki Ichito was certain that this was definitely a growth-type or advanced skill, which required increasing proficiency or meeting specific conditions in order to be promoted.

It was he, Arawaki Ichito, who was reckless just now.

"Then Gross, test your new ability. Can't you transform and control your size? Use my appearance to transform and let me see the effect. You don't have to become too big, just a child will do."

Ichito Aradaki can't wait to see Gross's new abilities.

"...Okay, godfather."

Gross responded, and then followed Arotaki Ichito's instructions and began to transform using him as his prototype.

Suddenly, ripples began to appear on Gross's huge body. At the same time, his entire body became smaller and smaller, like a sponge absorbing water, constantly absorbing the body back, and finally formed the appearance of a teenager.

The ripples stopped and the young man slowly fell to the ground. He was wearing a black leather jacket and had two small black-brown dragon horns on his head. Under his short black hair were scarlet pupils that were the same color as Aradaki Ichito's eyes.

His height was only up to Arakaki Ichito's thigh. When he raised his head, his face was revealed, which was 60% similar to Arakaki Ichito's. Anyone who saw them would think that they were father and son.

At the same time, purple lines were printed on the boy's eyes and cheeks.

Aratake Ichito looked at the boy in front of him, smiled and reached out to touch his head.

"You're doing pretty well, my adopted son, Gross..."